Prince Harry LOSES in Court, Michelle Obama Twerk Fest, and Taylor Swift Wedding Fallout
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Well, my friends, welcome back to Spot on with Link Lauren. Happy hump day. I hope you're having an amazing week so far. We have a jam-packed show. There's a lot of news in the royal world, okay? Prince Harry, he's over in the UK, that little huckster, and he lost his massive lawsuit against the Daily Mail. And in the UK, over in London, typically the losers have to pay the legal fees and the bills of the other side. So Prince Harry, he might be filing for bankruptcy here for very very soon so prince harry he lost that lawsuit we will be getting into all of the details and i'll tell you why i think the lawsuit is hypocritical in my opinion you know you can't sue people because you want privacy and then you do a tell-all book reality shows and you marry megan markle okay you can't say you want privacy and then be married to the briefcase girl from dealer no deal so we're gonna break all that down
Okay, we're also going to talk about this new insane story. There is a push from this outside group to introduce Black English into schools. Now, I don't really know what this is, but we have a headline. These activists are demanding Black English be pushed on kids in California preschools. So we're going to discuss what all of that means. We have an update on Michelle Obama. She spoke at a festival. I don't know why you would pay to get life advice from Michelle Obama because all she has done for 10 years is complain about how rich and famous and spoiled she is in her mansion and Martha's Vineyard. So we have all of that and more. But I have to tell you guys, last night, okay, I just wanted to decompress.
It was a long day. It was a long day the day before. And I said, let's watch a movie. I have never seen Castaway. I'm going to watch Tom Hanks' Castaway. And I'm here to tell you, and I put up a post on social media, I was so bored. Okay, three hours of my life, I will never get back. Here's what I had to say about half a About Castaway, I said, halfway through Castaway, never seen it. I'm so bored. Tom Hanks isn't really attractive. I also think my survival skills would be better than Tom's. I'm crafty, but my skin is so pale I'd look like George Hamilton in a week. I could be stranded in a big floppy hat. Now, this tweet got a ton of reaction. I didn't know everybody under the sun had seen Castaway except for me.
We have some pictures from the film. Here you have Tom Hanks. Here you have Wilson, the volleyball, who becomes his friend on the island. And if I'm spoiling that for you, then you must be living in a time machine. But I'm sitting there watching Castaway and I'm like, I have been staring at Tom Hanks and a thong for the last two and a half hours. And nothing has happened. It's like waiting for Godot. Okay, I'm watching Castaway and I'm like, this is an Academy Award nominated film. And I'm like, how is it going to end? Okay, how is Castaway going to end? And I'm also thinking to myself, if I were stranded on the island, I would need a big floppy hat like Mae West. But by the end of the film, of course, he doesn't fall in love.
I thought a better ending for Castaway would just be if Jeffrey Epstein pulled up in one of his boats and said, yeah, we'll take this island, you I'm saying if Epstein pulled up at the end of Castaway and was like, yeah, we'll take this one. Okay, start building. Have y'all noticed? Okay, is anybody concerned? All of the billionaires are buying up private islands and building bunkers right now. Do they know something we don't? I might have to start buddying up to some folks and being a little bit less critical because if World War III comes, nuclear war, if we default on the national debt and we're rationing bread like a communist country, which is kind of Mamdani and the left's entire policy proposal right now, but when all of that happens, okay?
I'm not getting left behind. I am going to be on the private island in the bunker doing Scrabble and playing Mahjong. So when everything goes down and the natives get restless and they're climbing over the walls and the price of gas is $32 a gallon, I'm going to have to buddy back up to Oprah and Kris Jenner.
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