Spot On with Link Lauren
Thirsty Lauren Sanchez, Kris Jenner’s New Face, Macron Spouse Spat, and Meghan’s Staff Makeover
26 May 2025
What happened at Lauren Sanchez's extravagant bachelorette party?
And I'm not judging a book by its cover or who you're going to love by your lover. But Lauren Sanchez, she does seem like someone who in divorce court would try to walk away with a... Big chunk of Amazon, okay? I'm not saying Lauren Sanchez is in it for the money. Mrs. Waving the ring around, posing for the camera, hanging out with the Kardashians.
We are not saying Lauren Sanchez is a fame-hungry whore. We're not saying that at all. But Jeff Bezos, if you are listening, listen to your friend Link here. Listen to Link. you need to sign a prenup with Lauren Sanchez. I'm not joking around on that one. So I also have to wonder a few things. When you go to a wedding for Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos, do they have a wedding registry?
Because me, number one, I hate wedding registries. But what do you get one of the wealthiest people on earth? If he's worth hundreds of billions of dollars, if he sends out a wedding registry, that is going straight into my trash, okay? What do you get these people? Do you get them like a set of pants, a lay crew set crock pot? Do you get them a $50 Amazon gift card?
What the heck do you get Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos on their wedding registry? You have to just get them something from the heart. I don't know what you would get these people because they're already living a life none of us can relate to. Now, we have to talk about where the wedding party will be staying. So according to my sources, I was on the phone with, you know, my European sources.
I was sort of deciphering what they were saying. The wedding party is going to be staying at the Amman Venice. Now, there's, you know, Amangani. There are Amman resorts all around the world. And then the other folks will be staying at the Gritti Palace, which apparently they've rented out for $500,000 a night. Now, when I was preparing for this episode...
I asked my boyfriend, you know, have you been to Venice? Have you stayed at these places? My boyfriend tells me, oh, I've stayed at the Gritty Palace. It's fabulous. I said, you didn't stay there with me. Didn't take me to the Gritty Palace. Ruh-roh. Ruh-roh. I don't know who you were at the Gritty Palace with, but it sure wasn't me. Now we got to move on.
We have to move on from Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos to one of their best friends, Kris Jenner. We all know Kris Jenner, okay? The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. That is who she is, okay? Kris Jenner, who's been on TV since 2007. She is the matriarch of the Kardashian-Jenner empire, okay? Well, her plastic surgery has hit the internet and she's copped to it.
Kris Jenner has said, you know what? I did have some plastic surgery. I did get a little bit of a tune up, a little nip, a little bit of a tuck. I would say it's a little more than a little, but Kris Jenner, she did cop to this. And we have some before and after pictures that we will put up on the screen.
If you're with us on Apple, Spotify, iHeart, make sure to come to YouTube and look at the before and after pictures. Now, What's difficult about before and after pictures these days is that everybody has a filter on. So even in the after picture, Kris Jenner probably has a ton of filters because the Kardashians do not put out pictures unless they are heavily filtered.
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