Stargatezing

Room Full of Chickens [ATL S3E19]

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You know what you get when you hang out in dank, dark tunnels? Death. Monsters. Michael. Maybe don't hang out in dank, dark tunnels. And maybe don't a...

Ba'aldria? Ba'Adria? [SG1 S10E19]

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

How quickly can the team tie up a bunch of loose ends, including loose ends that really didn't need to be tied up? The rush to the finish continues w...

You Should Always Listen to Teyla [ATL S3E18}

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The only thing worse than a wraith is a soggy, starving, angry wraith whose lonely because she ate all her friends. But now she's got plenty of new f...

Pie For Pie's Sake [SG1 S10E18]

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vala's crappy dad shows up to scam the SGC, everyone on Earth, AND his own daughter. Lam's crappy dad uses her to set up a dinner with her mom/his ex....

Exploding Tumors and Disintegrating Bagpipes [ATL S3E17]

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

All of Atlantis gets a day off. Rodney and Weir hang with their love interests. Ronon and Sheppard do some bonding. Teyla hangs with a friend. Nobody ...

Congrats on That Accidental Impalement [SG1 S10E17]

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After a powerful Jaffa nemesis we've never heard of kills some other Jaffa, Teal'c recovers from his injuries and goes on a revenge quest. This all ta...

All A-Lorne with Radio MacKay [ATL S3E16]

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A very selfish man strands Team ShRRT on an old space station with a very desperate man and little chance for survival. Will they get out of this? Wh...

Never Go Anywhere Without Sam [SG1 S10E16]

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SG 80% is bad at being terrorists. Their hostages are bad at being hostages. The government leaders are bad at listening to science. And the one se...

Cantato or Panteloupe? [ATL S3E15]

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The super cool game we suddenly learned Sheppard and Rodney have been playing for years with no previous hint is not a game at all. They've been messi...

Corncaine [SG1 S10E15]

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Mitchell and Vala get their cliche on at his high school reunion. Dr. Lee is the coolest guy at the conference. Daniel nerds out in a library. It's al...

Rodney's Tea and Hugs [ATL S3E14]

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Standing on a pedal stool, Rodney learns he has more in common with the ancients than he thought. Special powers, big appetites, oh my! The team rac...

Doctor Prior Daniel Merlin Jackson [SG1 S10E14]

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SG-80% is surprised that Daniel is a prior. We're surprised that they're surprised because he sounds exactly like Daniel. Daniel is surprised that no ...

Lucius is the Worst [ATL S3E13]

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What's better than an episode featuring one unlikeable character? An episode featuring two unlikeable characters! Lucius is back and he continues to...

You Don't Declare Martial Law on Sam [SG1 S10E13]

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sam finds herself in an alternate universe where everything is terrible. Teal'c is incommunicado, Vala's in jail, Mitchell's a paralyzed alcoholic, O...

Don't Eat Rodney's Friends [ATL S3E12]

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It starts like a ghost story, it ends like Star Trek IV, and has some kind of solar flare disaster movie in the middle. This episode may not know wha...

Malp Butler [SG1 S10E12]

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In yet another generic medieval village, there is yet another face off with a prior. And up on an Ori spaceship, they try once again to convert Vala....

Time For Plan C(4) [ATL S20 E12]

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Niam Cat has survived his joint from space, as one would expect from a toaster pastry feline that shoots rainbows. But when he's more awake that Weir...

Merlin's Magic 3D Printer [SG1 S10 E11]

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Merlin! Finally! But that was a lot of hype for a sleepy guy who died shortly after being revived. At least our special friend Daniel was able...

Nobody's Allowed to Have Fun in This One [ATL S3E10]

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The humans rescue a boatload of Ancients who kick everyone out of Atlantis only to be overrun by Replicators. Our heroes must then trick a nerd and sa...

PWKCF! [SG1 S10E10]

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ancient Aliens, AI Robots, and intergalactic travel are all believable, but we draw the line at actual dragons. Also, we learn that the real sangraal...

Trippy Wraith Cave [ATL S3E9]

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Good thing Teyla's around to DD when the rest of the team goes on a bad trip off of wraith mind fumes. Shepherd fights Taliban, Ronan chases after no...

SG80% [SG1 S10E9]

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's an episode full of pain. Pokey rings, torture sticks, the betrayal of supposed friends, and a bunch of names that sound too much alike.

Meredith? [ATL S3E8]

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's better than one McKay? Two! Unless you're in that parallel world they're destroying. Then the solution is clearly three McKays!

Farter Fraud [SG1 S10E8]

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If there's anything worse than having amnesia or waiting tables, it's having amnesia AND waiting tables. Luckily Vala has finally endeared herself en...

Wraith Hand Vomit [ATL S3E7]

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sheppard learns that the only thing worse than a wraith actively feeding on you is Kolya AND a wraith that that's actively feeding on you.

Se'Tak's Ha'Tak Emporium [SG1 S10E7]

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jaffa and Earth people are apparently not able to play nice when it comes to ownership of a new, shiny, abandoned Ori ship. Meanwhile, Inara has appa...

An Even Weirder Tuvix [SG1 S10E6]

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's episode 200 of SG1! Or 197, depending on how you count, or episode 244 of this podcast, or the 5-year anniversary of Stargatezing! So many ways ...

Mental Sheppard [ATL S3E6]

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Cameron and Dr. Beckett! Weir is caught between two bad doctors! Will her emotional support O'Neill help her make the right choice?

Wrath of the Wraith [ATL S3E5]

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Team ShWRRT meets the replicators. But they're not really replicators. They're just different nanobots that were invented by different people that h...

A Bear Hopped Up on Worm [SG1 S10E5]

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when you muck around with alien technology that you don't understand? Interdimensional, mutation-causing space worms, obviously! They s...

The Underwear Matches the Donut [ATL S3E4]

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Explosions, team bonding, an arrow to the butt - what more could we want from an Atlantis episode?

A Card Catalogue of Weapons [SG1 S10E4]

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone get's to play with some Ba'als. Can you handle two Ba'als? What about 12 Ba'als? Or more? There's enough Ba'als to go around. Ba'als, B...

Steppable Face [ATL S3E3]

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Things take a problematic turn when the writers don't stop to think about how gross it is to write an episode about a guy who basically drugs a bunch ...

Big Holes and Big Gates [SG1 S10E3]

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who doesn't love a cross-over episode? Rodney is working with Sam and Mitchell, Weir is working Daniel and Vala and...Morgan le Fay? Sheppard is aro...

Twinkie on the Inside [ATL S3E2]

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The team on Atlantis betrays Michael (and all his wraith pals) again, and now they've got a couple hundred elves to look after. Not too surprisingly,...

The SleepyTime Cave [SG1 S10E2]

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's permanent nap time on Vagonbrei but SG1 wants to stay up and play with science and lizards. Who wouldn't?! Vala wants to play, too but Landry fir...

Bomb 2: Even Bombier: The Re-Bombaning [ATL S3E1]

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Things work out just fine for Team Shrrt, not great for Michael, pretty bad for the Daedalus, and catastrophically for the Russian's and their brand n...

Beam Tingles [SG1 S10E1]

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A low stakes rescue, yet another run-of-the-mill Daniel death fake-out, and the return of Vala. You'd think they'd want to start their last season off...

Weird Wall of Humans [ATL S2E20]

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The plan with the wraith retrovirus worked so well before, why don't we revisit that? What could go wrong? Probably everything. Our money is on eve...

Not All Fire is Ori [SG1 S9E20]

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, SG-1 the Ori are here and your weapon is in another castle. Or planet.

Rodney Gives Us the Finger [ATL S2E19]

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The floor being lava is only fun when you're watching it on Netflix while the entire world is locked down during a pandemic. Team ShRRT, on the other...

Michael Ironside's Invisible Hats [SG1 S9E19]

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vala's back! Kind of. Not really. She's just inhabiting Daniel's body and telling us what she's been up to these last few months. Turn's out shit'...

Feeling Wraithy Again [ATL S2E18]

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Atlantis folks engage in some very unethical behavior and deserve to suffer the consequences. Kathy and Mary have no sympathy for them this time....

Honey, I Shrunk the Nerds [SG1 S9E18]

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam and Mitchell are missing! Not really though, because we know where they are even if the people on the base don't. Dr. Lee may have picked up som...

Papier-Mâché ZedPM [ATL S2E17]

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Atlantis wants a ZPM. Cowen wants puddle jumpers. Ladon wants to be in charge. Ronon wants to be wanted. Too bad you can't always get what you want.

Ghost Forests and Tree Farts [SG1 S9E17]

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While SG1 is stuck babysitting some annoying delegates, bad science destroys an entire off world base. Mary gives them all an F for bad lab practices....

Caldwell's That Ends Well [ATL S2E16]

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lessons from Atlantis: 1. Never pick up random old space trash with life forms in it 2. Never assume that someone is friendly just because they look h...

Oops, all Ba'als [SG1 S9E16]

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

SG-1 is sometimes bad at their job, like when they try to bust a weird, addictive corn drug ring, but fail miserably at being discreet. Thankfully, th...

Radio Squidman McKay [ATL S2E15]

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when you mix Nazis, an inbred Renaissance monarchy, and a team of outsiders that cause chaos pretty much everywhere they go? A weird-...

Stone Cold Bummer [SG1 S9E15]

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Remember that planet Daniel got stuck on where the people were at war? Well he’s stuck there again and they’re still at war. RSVP Pendergast et al...

Lt. Col. Siren [ATL S2E14]

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rodney should have died like 5 different times, right?

Teal'c's F--k No Face [SG1 S9E14]

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If a woman wants the right to vote, then apparently it means she's brainwashed. Also, changing your mind about a thing means you're brainwashed too. ...

Chucknician [ATL S2E13]

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a who's who of annoying minor characters in a crossover with SG1! And we once again need to figure out, "Who's the secret goa'uld??"

I Can't Look at You [SG1 S9E13]

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Any description ideas? All if got is: Too many SG1 teams on are on earth, Dr. Frasier and Martooth, are here, Kathy and Mary are recording in the sa...

Jedi Christ Chic [ATL S2E12]

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sheppard gets sucked into a time dilation cave with bad signage. He meets some new friends, meditates, fights a T-Rex/Smoke Monster thing, judges his ...

New Jack in Town [SG1 S9E12]

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you watch Voyager? Remember that episode where Paris gets falsely accused of murder and a fake memory of that murder is implanted in his head? Y...

Knife Butt [ATL S2E11]

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Teyla pretends she can't fit through the bars of a wraith cell, so it's Ronon and his hair knives to the rescue! Action!Rodney gets to play for once....

Baby's First Hazmat Suit [SG1 S9E11]

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When the team comes up with a questionable plan to get a prior blood sample, we end up with a lot scripture quoting from Cancer Prior. Then more scri...

Leopard Print Dart [ATL S2E10]

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Team SHRRT stumbles into an obvious trap and is forced to take drugs and carry out the dumbest attack plan Ford could make. It's off to a rough start...

Sam's Thick Report [SG1 S9E10]

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While Mitchell tracks a Prior Disease outbreak and Teal'c tries to stop Gerak from forcing Origin on all Jaffa, Sam is busy being hit on by a child wh...

Pooh Bear Levels of Concentration [ATL S2E9]

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sheppard and Rodney visit the Aurora in which they enter the Faux-rora in search of wraith weaknesses. But all they find are sleepy Ancients, poorly ...

Through the Gatehole [SG1 S9E9]

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We might have a bunch of new cast members but it's still the same old SG1 and SGC when the team brings home a sketchy person from an alien planet and-...

Accidental Teal'c [ATL S2E8]

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lorne's a killer! Beckett splashes a little salt water! Sheppard's DEVOLVING into a bug and Mary loves it! Just kidding, it's time for Science!

Cancer Prior [SG1 S9E8]

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MItchell gets in a fight to the death although neither guy actually dies. But then he's trained to be a better fighter so that he can be killed in a ...

Wraith Diet Pills [ATL S2E7]

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The episode could have been a creepy monster hunting story, but it wasn't. Instead, Kaylee from 'Firefly' swoops in and falls victim to Beckett's bad...

Spouth African [SG1 S9E7]

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ba’al comes to Earth to do capitalism! The Jaffa have giant Christmas ornaments! Solitaire dude knows how to OT! Sam dashes Barrett’s hopes (again...

Dill Plutonium Spears [ATL S2E6]

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone goads Rodney into going all mad scientist but then they get upset with him when it (not surprisingly) goes wrong. Give him a break. It's no...

Pile of Aged Eggs [SG1 S9E6]

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When Mary loses the consistency of her regular schedule, she forgets to post the podcast on time...

Psychic Murder Powers [ATL S2E5]

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A violent murderer perfectly sketches Rodney's character while Ronon models his future space cowboy look. Mary has Patrick Stewart on her mind and Ka...

Still Samless [SG1 S9E5]

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Once again, we spend a lot of time talking about jell-o bc jell-o was the most interesting part of this episode. Vala continues to be sketchy and untr...

RodMAN [ATL S2E4]

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A little wraith ship oopsie virtually Tuvixes Rodney and it's about as annoying as you'd expect. In the B story, is Aquaman does a lot of grumbling.

Ed Bearden [SG1 S9E4]

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you call SG -1 sitting alone in an empty stolen cargo ship? Overnumerousness. (It's a word. And the joke does work.)

Team ShRRT [ATL S2E3]

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The team battle the tropical sun to find Aquaman all dried up from wraith sucking. The doctor whines about ethics or something.

A Lot of God Stuff [SG1 S9E3]

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kathy's having a bad day. Mary's having bad day. Vala and Daniel are having a bad day. Fannis is having a terrible day. Harrid and Sallis are havi...

Loving Suck Hands [ATL S2E2]

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Daedalus crew tries turning it off and on and off and on and off and on. Sheppard gets a promotion. Caldwell can't run Atlantis, but at least he h...

Prostration Time! [SG1 S9E2]

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New cast members, new team, new enemies, and a new way to torture people. Great! All things no one asked for! I guess maybe someone might have asked f...

A Heavenly Voice [ATL S2E1]

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Assistant Director Walter Ski- Ahem, Colonel Caldwell comes to the rescue! Mary talks about cold braaaains! Zelenka understands buffer time! Ford gets...

SG-We [SG1 S9E1]

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our heroes have hung up their zats but the show must go on for reasons. New guy Mitchell is as bummed as we are that SG-1 is gone. Vala ruins Daniel's...

Full Metal Everett {ATL S1E20]

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh no! Our plan failed and the wraith are coming. We need to evacuate! No wait! It's the SGC! We're saved! Oh no! All our plans fell apart and we're ...

Tent Basement [SG1 S8E20]

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Teal'c kills Daniel! Jack and Sam make out! Rodney keeps trying to make Gateship happen! Does any of it really matter if it occurs in an alternate tim...

Megasus Galaxy [ATL S1E19]

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Teyla is accused of espionage, there's a surprise wraith in the city, one of our favorite characters dies, Atlantis' only hope of defense is too glitc...

Sam Storm [SG1 S8E19]

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

SG-1 screws up the timeline and everything is the worst. Sam and Daniel wear boring earth tones, Jack is filthy, Rodney is a creep, Kinsey is presiden...

Suddenly Cher [ATL S1E18]

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Teyla reads Wraith minds! Teyla has nightmares! Teyla does therapy! Teyla finds a "secret lab!" Teyla eats soup! Have we mentioned this episode is all...

95% Less Festering [SG1 S8E18]

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We say goodbye to a whopping four characters in this episode. Our emotions run from sad to delighted. And no, of course Daniel is not one of those ch...

Rodney Wrangling [ATL S1E17]

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There’s clips and bickering and moral failings. We’re 50/50 on whether these things are enjoyable to watch.

Three Days to the Chicken [SG1 S8E17]

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone on the team contributes to the win: Teal'c makes reaction faces, Daniel dies again, Jack rescues Siler, Sam hangs out with the Ba'alogram, Br...

Anotherhood [ATL S1E16]

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's like Indiana Jones but without the best parts of Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford).

Anewbis [SG1 S8E16]

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

RepliCarter T1000's Yu. Anubis has some major freezer burn. Jack is even more Jack than usual. A jaffa has a wardrobe malfunction. It's a weird episo...

Elizaboth [ATL S1E15]

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When faced with your own alter-ego, do you call each other by your first name? When you find out your frenemy's alter ego (and hundreds of other peop...

Citizen D'oh! [SG1 S8E15]

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about a guy talking about episodes we’ve already talked about, which we talk about again in describing this episode.

We're Both Pretty [ATL S1E14]

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, and we didn't expect to be so bored.

Never Touch The Poop [SG1 S8E14]

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did Kinsey drink all the scotch or did Jack? How does no one notice the super-obvious surveillance vehicles?? Where did all these hagfish come from??...

The Rod Squad [ATL S1E13]

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No one but John Sheppard can save Atlantis. He will do anything he can--disobey his boss, needlessly put a bunch of people in danger. Anything.

Maybournelandia [SG1 S8E13]

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's some blasphemy, some bad descriptions of Medieval Europe, and it takes us 20 minutes just to get to credits. We're on our A game!

Checkhov's Glowy Bugs [ATL S1E12]

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Team FRTS drifts off in all directions with one particularly loud one becoming very offensive to a newly awoken wraith. Meanwhile, Kathy and Mary los...

Action Hammond [SG1 S8E12]

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We get introduced to Vala. Another strong female character. But unlike Sam or Fraiser, she's kinda the worst. Additionally, Kathy and Mary debate a...

A Rodney McKay Type of Plan [ATL S1E11]

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Team FRTS is silent but deadly as three of the four members sneak around the city. Meanwhile Rodney loves when a plan comes to together. Especially ...

RepliCarter [SG1 S8E11]

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam just can't resist giving computer access to any rando that wants it. At least Teal'c is there holding the Big Gun with his big guns for protectio...

Alcohol, Weak Minds, and Wee Babies [ATL S1E10]

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Earth people: Like us, even though we woke up all your deadliest enemies and bring guns to peaceful negotiations! Everyone: No. Earth people: How...

SG Only 1 Left [SG1 S8E10]

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PWalter's caught getting coffee when sh*t goes down in the gate room. Siler manages to avoid injury for once. Daniel is very bad at stealthy rescue ...