#200 - Kam Patterson
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What is the story behind growing up in Orlando and the Disney vs. Universal divide?
Welcome everybody to Stavi's World, 904-800-STOP. Call the Stavi's World hotline sponsored by Visible. We'll solve all your problems, baby. And today on the couch, very happy to have Cam Patterson. Cam, thank you for coming. Yes, sir. Thanks for coming out. Florida zone. Come on, man. West Orlando. Yeah, West Orlando. I didn't know. What's the Orlando-West-East divide? Is it West East or is it like, because Baltimore is very East and West Baltimore. There's no real North South. I mean, I guess Southwest Baltimore. Is there like a, what's the divide in Orlando? How does it go? And is one of your rivals on the other side of town like Mickey Mouse?
No,
that's Kissimmee. That's over there. That's not even in Orlando.
Oh,
interesting. It's
a big thing for me.
It's pissing you off. Everyone thinks Mickey Mouse. We
got Universal. That's
in Orlando. That's our shit. We fuck on Universal. That's good. I'm cool with that.
I ain't really a big... I realize I have to stop saying fuck Disney on a podcast. I mean, I would like to do maybe
something with
him one day. But I've said fuck Disney. I've said fuck Disney enough times, but they're
like, don't
put that nigga
in. Don't give him no roles, man. You're really painting yourself into an NBC Universal corner. Yeah, that's it. I see what's going on here. This motherfucker's a fucking Universal man. He's a company man. Really, man? Yeah, you're right. Fuck Disney. As I realize,
yeah, fuck Disney. Fuck them over there, man.
Hell yeah. Well, yeah. Cam's views on Disney are his own. Actually, have they done anything? Has Disney put out a banger? They do shit. Toy Story 5, it's like- Did you see it? No, I didn't. But it's like five. The thing is, I love sequels to movies when they're shitty action movies or shitty horror movies. Yeah. When you get to five- That can't be good still. What's the plan? What's the last five that was really good? I will say though, the only reason I think- Rocky V sucked dick. Rocky IV is incredible. I guess IV, Rocky IV is awesome. And then Creed is so good. I love Creed. But it kind of tops out at IV. And then I recently watched- Friday the 13th, 8 and 10. Awesome, because they're so bad, right? One is on 8, they go to Manhattan.
They sail a boat from Lake Pleasant, or what is it on Friday the 13th? Placid? I'm gonna be exposed as a fake horror fan, which I am. My friends, I'm not a horror guy, but they sail from there to Manhattan, from a lake in upstate New York to Manhattan. And they're like, at some points it feels like they're in the ocean. They're in the like, oh shit, it makes no sense. And then 10, Jason is in space. That
makes
sense. The lake to Manhattan,
that's...
That don't make no sense.
Jason and Space?
Jason and Space? That's good shit. I can see how they sold that, too. Let me tell you something. I mean, it's a simple pitch. It's just that. Jason and Space. Your response was what those fucking executives were like. We're doing it. We have to get this back. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, no. But anyway, I don't know. Maybe Disney's falling off. Who knows? I don't know. When's the last awesome new shit they've done? Man, I just hate that niggas always be like, oh, Orlando with Disney. Because that is like our big thing. Sure. But it's like, but it's over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's far away. Because every time I've done gigs, it really feels like this. Like even the hotels that aren't Disney. One time me and Elder stayed in a fucking, it was called like the Castle of Magic Hotel.
Yeah, it is. And it's like, it's clearly like... 80 minutes from Disney and they're trying to trick... They're trying to trick your brain. They're trying to trick a thrifty mom or dad doing a vacation. Like, oh, we're staying at the Castle Magic. And it has nothing to do with Disney. No idea. They're close to me. It's so funny, dude. It is hard to... Who's the biggest... Like, who's the biggest cool or, it's kind of hard to be cool when your city is Disney affiliated. That's a hard hole you have to dig out of. It's hard to be
like, bro, I'm a street nigga. But Mickey Mouse is like your neighbor. It's really tough.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the story behind growing up in Orlando and the Disney vs. Universal divide?
0:00–28:51
2
How does Kam reveal the wild story about his grandma’s birthday and her gambling habit?
28:51–33:30
3
What does Kam say about his massive extended family and the many siblings and cousins?
33:30–40:15
4
Why is honesty the best policy when a girlfriend discovers a past hookup?
40:15–55:56
5
How can a couple blend two cultural families for a Puerto‑Rico destination wedding?
55:56–1:12:44
6
What should a Black patron expect when navigating racism at Greek restaurants?
1:12:44–1:31:10
7
Can a friends‑with‑benefits trio become a legal co‑parenting arrangement?
1:31:10–1:39:06