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Staying Relevant

182: Will Sam score at Soccer Aid?! (Spoiler: No)

31 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.903 Pete

9.59 everybody, a new record!

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Chapter 2: What shaving disaster did Sam experience?

5.127 - 13.213 Pete

Welcome to Staying Relevant, a podcast hosted by two best friends with two moose knuckles! And we are going to have quite the dalliance.

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14.358 - 18.583 Sam

So this is Staying Relevant with Pete and Sam, just so everyone is aware.

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Chapter 3: What are the proposed work rules during a heatwave?

18.623 - 22.548 Sam

This episode will contain swearing. If you don't like it, go f*** yourself.

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22.588 - 39.65 Sam

This is the main episode, so that means it's Monday when this comes out audibly, but you can watch it on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Wednesday, and then we'll be doing a bonus episode which comes out Thursday audibly, but you can watch that from Sunday at 5pm on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel, which means you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.

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39.69 - 43.234 Sam

As I've been getting into it, a little bit of asthma for you.

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43.214 - 48.302 Pete

Oh, on a hot day as well. That is going to trickle down that gullet.

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48.323 - 51.047 Sam

Really nice. Make sure you rate, review, do all of that sort of stuff.

Chapter 4: What are the boys' thoughts on the new Love Island lineup?

51.087 - 65.391 Sam

You know the score by now. At time of recording, we are in the middle of a heat wave. It has been a lot for everyone. People start acting mad, doing weird things. Sam has shaved.

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66.13 - 68.833 Pete

You know where you're going with that.

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68.853 - 82.789 Sam

The heat has got to him. He has unveiled what can only be described as a small dented chin. They do say beards are men's makeup. Sam has come on natural today.

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Chapter 5: How is Pete's filming for 'For Dogs Sake' going?

82.829 - 95.566 Sam

Now, I don't think it looks that bad. It's terrible. It does look like you have potentially shaved it with a brick because it is a range of different lengths. I actually pulled a straggler. from your neck earlier on today.

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Chapter 6: Will Sam score a goal at Soccer Aid?

96.047 - 109.755 Sam

But the most interesting part is what you've done with the sideburns. I didn't do the sideburns. Well, that's exactly the point. I got mutton chops. So it's... Because obviously, if you're going to shave like that, and I've done it, it's where do you go with the sideburns? And what you decided to do was...

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Chapter 7: Which Avenger would each host choose to be?

111.035 - 111.476 Pete

Nothing.

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111.996 - 114.54 Sam

I had no time. I didn't know what I was doing. I've never done it before.

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Chapter 8: What happened during the boys' bank holiday weekend?

114.58 - 130.144 Sam

You had no time. I would just like to point out that I have heard about your weekend. You shaved this yesterday because you sent me a picture. And yesterday you did nothing. So there was lots of time in order for you to tidy things up. But how do you feel? Do you feel fresh? Do you feel less hot?

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130.164 - 146.274 Pete

I've got the fucking bum chin, mate. I forgot I had an ass chin. And it's just like... And I've left... I forgot to like get into the crack. And so now I've just got like a really long patch in the crack, which makes it shadowed, which accentuates the crack.

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146.294 - 161.95 Sam

But you do know that actually that is a sign of beauty in men. Well, I don't want to say anything, but... No, no one said that either. Oh, fuck. But there are lots of famous men who are very attractive, who have got bum chins. John Travolta, famously, big bum chin.

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162.211 - 163.293 Pete

Yeah, yeah.

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163.313 - 164.175 Sam

Can't he wears a beret?

164.456 - 171.069 Pete

Don't think we're going to be doing this again, though, to be fair. I did actually mean to... I just want to let you know, I put a 1.5 on... Right? Which I didn't realise.

171.089 - 171.369 Sam

What happened?

171.39 - 187.386 Pete

Because you've been doing the barber and all that. I just, I just, I actually genuinely was like leaving the house. And I was like, do you know what? I'll just do one of them. And I went like that and went, oh no, I've got to even it up. And then, well, I hadn't even even eaten it up. And then, and here we are. But I feel like, I don't want to just sort of like throw things out there.

187.406 - 193.152 Pete

Could pass as 26. Pippa.

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