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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
9.59 everybody, a new record!
Chapter 2: What shaving disaster did Sam experience?
Welcome to Staying Relevant, a podcast hosted by two best friends with two moose knuckles! And we are going to have quite the dalliance.
So this is Staying Relevant with Pete and Sam, just so everyone is aware.
Chapter 3: What are the proposed work rules during a heatwave?
This episode will contain swearing. If you don't like it, go f*** yourself.
This is the main episode, so that means it's Monday when this comes out audibly, but you can watch it on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Wednesday, and then we'll be doing a bonus episode which comes out Thursday audibly, but you can watch that from Sunday at 5pm on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel, which means you can catch us on a... Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.
As I've been getting into it, a little bit of asthma for you.
Oh, on a hot day as well. That is going to trickle down that gullet.
Really nice. Make sure you rate, review, do all of that sort of stuff.
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Chapter 4: What are the boys' thoughts on the new Love Island lineup?
You know the score by now. At time of recording, we are in the middle of a heat wave. It has been a lot for everyone. People start acting mad, doing weird things. Sam has shaved.
You know where you're going with that.
The heat has got to him. He has unveiled what can only be described as a small dented chin. They do say beards are men's makeup. Sam has come on natural today.
Chapter 5: How is Pete's filming for 'For Dogs Sake' going?
Now, I don't think it looks that bad. It's terrible. It does look like you have potentially shaved it with a brick because it is a range of different lengths. I actually pulled a straggler. from your neck earlier on today.
Chapter 6: Will Sam score a goal at Soccer Aid?
But the most interesting part is what you've done with the sideburns. I didn't do the sideburns. Well, that's exactly the point. I got mutton chops. So it's... Because obviously, if you're going to shave like that, and I've done it, it's where do you go with the sideburns? And what you decided to do was...
Chapter 7: Which Avenger would each host choose to be?
Nothing.
I had no time. I didn't know what I was doing. I've never done it before.
Chapter 8: What happened during the boys' bank holiday weekend?
You had no time. I would just like to point out that I have heard about your weekend. You shaved this yesterday because you sent me a picture. And yesterday you did nothing. So there was lots of time in order for you to tidy things up. But how do you feel? Do you feel fresh? Do you feel less hot?
I've got the fucking bum chin, mate. I forgot I had an ass chin. And it's just like... And I've left... I forgot to like get into the crack. And so now I've just got like a really long patch in the crack, which makes it shadowed, which accentuates the crack.
But you do know that actually that is a sign of beauty in men. Well, I don't want to say anything, but... No, no one said that either. Oh, fuck. But there are lots of famous men who are very attractive, who have got bum chins. John Travolta, famously, big bum chin.
Yeah, yeah.
Can't he wears a beret?
Don't think we're going to be doing this again, though, to be fair. I did actually mean to... I just want to let you know, I put a 1.5 on... Right? Which I didn't realise.
What happened?
Because you've been doing the barber and all that. I just, I just, I actually genuinely was like leaving the house. And I was like, do you know what? I'll just do one of them. And I went like that and went, oh no, I've got to even it up. And then, well, I hadn't even even eaten it up. And then, and here we are. But I feel like, I don't want to just sort of like throw things out there.
Could pass as 26. Pippa.
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