Chapter 1: What was the experience of attending the I'm a Celeb reunion like?
Hello and welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode hosted by me, Sam Thompson and Peter James, Jonathan Joseph-Wicks.
This is the bonus episode, which means it is Thursday when this comes out audibly and you'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kim's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday. You should subscribe to that as well because they're both in danger of losing their jobs. And then Monday's main episode, obviously which came out Monday audibly, you can now watch on their YouTube channel.
as of 5pm last night, which means that you can catch us on a... Monday.
Wednesday.
Thursday. Sunday. Delightful. This episode will contain swearing. If you don't like it, go f*** yourself. As this is the bonus episode, it's supposed to be about you, so if you want to get involved, then email us at the worst email address in the world, which is hello at srproductions.co.uk. Make sure you rate, review, do all of that crap.
You know the f***ing score by now, you bunch of f***ing idiots.
Well...
Emails.
Are we going straight to emails?
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Chapter 2: What happened during the Adam vs Jimmy situation?
And then he started looking at everyone. He was on the bleachers, right? And he was looking down, being like, you agree with me? What do you think? Over there, and pointing at the other cast members. So he goes, Harry, what do you think? Harry's 80 years old. Harry sat there and he's going... Another one. Harry's probably sitting there, I don't care. Are you going to give a fuck?
Harry was literally sitting there shaking his head going, I don't know, Jimmy. He was like, I don't know. So it descends into a bit of chaos. Jimmy then starts talking about contracts. live on TV and produces. And he like names some of the producers, which I think is a bit unfair because like they're not art. They're not in the TV world, right? But they make it.
They make it, but he literally name drops them, right? And then he starts talking about contracts. So, you know, it's just like, oh God, like there's just, it's just a lot of like things discussed, which like make it quite hard, I think, to host a show like that. So it's bubbled on. It's bubbled on. Jimmy's like blown up. Adam hasn't said a word really at this point. He just looks really down.
And then Gemma and Sunita have walked off, off stage. This is literally five minutes for me and Kemi were meant to be going on stage and interviewing all of them. And so they're all just drip feeder people just leaving the stage. And they're coming past where me and Cammy are. And I was like, great. That was our second interview. Our third interview, lovely. And I can see the autocue is changing.
Our autocue is changing as they're walking off. And me and Cammy just looked at each other and we were like, this is like the first time we've ever done, like we've obviously hosted things before, but like never a live TV show in front of a live audience in a studio. And so like, we're just like, fuck, we don't know what to do. So we were like, let's just, let's just try and wing it.
So Gemma and Sunita have gone. I then am meant to come on. I actually hand Adam the scepter as like king of the jungle, right? So I go and hand him the scepter. So I like shuffle on, give him the scepter. I have seen a clip of it going, Sam, quick, quick, come on, quick as you can.
I got hurried on.
I got hurried on. Come on, come on, give him the thing, fuck off. Yeah, they literally went, they said to me, hurry up, mate. And I was like, here you go. And the crowd put the crown on his head. And I think the evening just really got to him. He looked like he was about to cry on the throne. And so I just stood back and when their show finishes, ours begins.
So ours is on ITV2, theirs is on ITV3. So the moment theirs finishes, ours starts. So I hand the crown on, walk back off stage to then walk back on stage. And as soon as Anna and Dave are gone, thank you so much for joining us. In my ear, it's three, two, one, and walk. So we're walking in. Adam Thomas, who was our first interview, we were meant to walk on stage, go to the throne,
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Chapter 3: How did Sam feel about hosting his first live TV show?
Because it's dangerous. Like, what... Imagine riding a T-Rex. No one did that then. Why would you be the one to wrangle a T-Rex and ride it?
No one did that back then. Mate, you watch. Mate, if I went through the time portal first and then you gave me a month and you came through the time portal, I would greet you on my T-Rex. Based on all your experience with animals to cats. Yeah, absolutely. And I would greet you and go, Peter. And then I'd be riding my guy and I'd be like, bring it in. I've got one for you. I love your world.
Shall we do question time? The Jurassic period. Oh yeah, I forgot about question time. Lovely. Question time. Right, okay, Pete. If you're a woman, what would your fashion sense be? Oh, I know. Oh, I'd love to go, but no, you go. I shan't do that to you.
I don't know. Oh, I know exactly why. Go on. Oh, okay. I don't really understand the question. Well, if you're a woman, what are you dressing as? What, a woman? But, I mean, like, when you say what fashion sense, what would I be, like... Like, what outfit would you wear on a night out? Obviously, OOTD.
Well, it depends.
Are you going bodycon dress, heels? That was going to be, don't steal mine. And wasn't.
No, no, no. That's not actually mine. Mine's a miniskirt. Mine's a fluffy mini skirt, a white frilly mini skirt. Not fluffy. A white frilly mini skirt for me, just above the knee. Some cowboy boots. Pippa, you should be so lucky as to have that style. Some cowboy boots, right? And a white crop. No, a black crop, a white frilly skirt and cowboy boots. Or just some biker boots.
So you're going biker boots from the knee down and from the knee up you're dressed in white.
No, not knee down, ankle biker boots. An ankle biker boot. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What exciting news does Sam share about Hailey Bieber?
Lamp. And the essentials. Lamp and the essentials on my bedside table.
No essentials.
And my Bibles in the first drawer. Of course it is.
Aside from the obvious, what would you change about yourself? Now, first of all, before we get on to what would you change about yourself, what's the obvious?
Aside from your shit chat and your butter's nose, what else would you say?
What's the obvious? It's just what was written in the question box.
So what's the obvious? No, I've got a question for Pippa. It's not up to me to say. Pippa, if you had to pick one obvious from me and Pete.
Yeah, that we should change, what would it be?
It's not up to me to say. No, shut up.
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