112. H. Foley, Kevin Ryan, Mike Figs | Destruction
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What upcoming tour dates and venues are announced at the beginning of the episode?
Alright, Story Warriors, before we start today's show, you should know that me and Big J are always on the road. This weekend, Saturday night, September 26th, I will be in Belmore, Long Island at the Brook Ridge Comedy Club. After that, next weekend I'm in Rochester, New York at Comedy at the Carlson. Right after that, I'll be in North Charleston, South Carolina at Wits End Comedy Lounge. And then we have some pretty amazing gigs. We have the Comedy Mothership, 7:30 and 10 PM on October 28th in Austin, Texas. And right after that, we're going back to Los Angeles to the comedy store with two amazing Story Wars shows on November 4th and 5th, right before we make our way to Skankfest. So come check out Story Wars doing a show every single day at Skankfest.
Tickets all available at LewisofSkanks.com.
And you can check me out live on the road, bigjcomedy.com for all tickets. I have Timonium, Maryland come up this weekend, uh, Magoobies Comedy Club, Cleveland Hilarities after that, Seattle, Washington, Emerald City Comedy Club, first time there, then going back to Denver, Colorado, Rochester, New York, and of course, Comedy Mothership. As well as we're doing story wars in Los Angeles the weekend before I'm in Brea, California at the improv. Uh Skankfest on deck, so many fun things coming up. Check it out, big j comedy dot com.
Fill her up! You're listening to the gas digital network.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Story Wars. Make some noise for the Story Warriors, Big J Okuson, and Lewis J. Govern.
Oh, what is up, New York City? Make some fucking noise in here, please, man.
Look at this. Another sold out show what is like seventy weeks in a row?
In this fucking cavernous theater.
Veter, eater, eater, eater. Just the people in the nosebleeds. They're too far away to hear. You can't even hear them, dude. They're screaming now. Sound doesn't travel that far. Oh, oh, that chick showing her tits up there. Oh, you're such a slut. Sorry, we have a no it's nope.
No tits policy. Um has anyone ever pulled a tit out at any of our shows? Uh at my my shows, yes. No, I don't mean stand up sh yeah, I've had that. 'Cause I'm a
uh I was gonna say rapist, but we're gonna have to edit that. So um I don't know why I would say that and make our producer's job harder. That's the only thing I could think of in that moment.
That's a great shirt. Zero points, never forget.
Fuck yeah, episode ninety three, go big J.
Episode ninety three. Oh yeah, very cool. Uh how many people here are familiar with the game Story Wars?
And who is not familiar with the game Story Wars? Miss, get the fuck out of here right now. See everyone see everyone ha everyone hated your joke, miss.
She's wearing a sunglasses inside, she's hiding something.
She's on cook. Nobody cares. Sir, can you smack your uh we're gonna edit this after smack your girlfriend in the face. Let her know that she's already ruining the vibe in here, just so you know.
Yeah. Sh why is she wearing the sunglasses? Is she the t sh what's she hiding? This guy seemed nervous as fuck next to her.
What is
their story? Is she on coca are you on cocaine, miss? Is that what the problem is? Miss, is the drug baggie in your butt breaking? That's why she has to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I had to go to the bathroom, it's starting to fuck me up. I think it's absorbing. Oh shit. These heroin balloons are gonna burst at any given moment. I have to go to the bathroom. If it's your first time uh watching here, your first time listening at home, it's a very simple game that we'll explain to you once we get our amazing panel of comedians up here on the stage.
How do the hosts explain the Story Wars game rules and introduce the first “power‑washer” story?
You guys ready for your guests? Our first contestant with a oh and three record here on Story Wars. You know from the podcast the thing is on Gas Digital make some noise for the hilarious Mike Fix.
What's up everybody, let's fucking go, how you feelin'?
Mikey Figgs, happy to have you back on the show. Z zero wins, three attempts. Uh this could be your last appearance on Story Wars if you don't figure something out.
I gotta win. I have to do this or else I'm going back to the Olive Garden where I belong.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What upcoming tour dates and venues are announced at the beginning of the episode?
0:00–3:54
2
How do the hosts explain the Story Wars game rules and introduce the first “power‑washer” story?
3:54–9:48
3
What is the controversial “pornography” story and how does it affect the voting for the winner?
9:48–16:02
4
Which story involves a malfunctioning massage chair and how does it lead to the final vote tally?
16:02–51:13
5
What new tour dates are announced and what upcoming shows are mentioned?
51:13–1:02:34
6
Which story is introduced as “Story number five” and what is the plot about?
1:02:34–1:23:06
7
How do the hosts update the scoreboard and announce the current leaders?
1:23:06–1:38:51
8
Why does the conversation turn to ketchup packets and who is accused of using them?
1:38:51–1:39:53
Speakers
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