Meet Peggy Sue
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Who is Peggy Sue?
Welcome back to Storytime with Kayla Jade. I'm here with a very special guest, a well-sought-after man who has taken the internet by storm, my client, Peggy Sue. Get ready. Oh my god, you guys. Hello, hello, hello. Hey, you look good. You look like you dressed up for my anonymous podcast.
You know me. I like to look good.
Is that like a custom? I feel like that's new. I haven't seen that before.
Always custom.
You always dress fancy. Fancy.
That's me.
How are you feeling? Do you feel nervous?
A little bit nervous. A little bit nervous. Definitely reconsidering all of my decisions on the drive over. But no, I am happy to be here.
You've taken a risk coming on today. Huge risk. Thank you.
You know how much I do enjoy risk.
I mean, I knew you wouldn't say no to me.
I still find that a little bit difficult, to be honest. You're a very hard person to say no to.
Aw, shucks. Thank you. I got you a little present.
Oh, you shouldn't have.
It says, who is Peggy Sue?
I love it. I can guarantee you I will never wear it outdoors, but I appreciate it. I will wear it in the comfort of my own home. You still got to pay for it too, by the way. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I find it quite funny to receive a gift from you that isn't designed to go up my arm. That's true.
That's probably a first. Apart from, like, I gave you a cute little gift pack not that long ago.
I'm not sure if your viewers know just how sweet you are, but you are very sweet. Thank you.
Thank you, Peggy. It's weird calling you Peggy because I never call you Peggy, right? Only on internet.
I've accepted that I am Peggy. You are the Peggy. I feel like Peggy lives within me at all times now. Wherever I go, whatever I'm doing, Peggy is there with me.
I mean, I feel like it kind of like blew up on the internet, like just all of a sudden, you know, it was just went crazy. Like me telling my story and everyone was talking about Peggy Sue. It's like people would even like, I would see people talk about Peggy Sue and they wouldn't even know who I was. Like they just know the name Peggy Sue and it's like a guy who likes to get objects shoved up his arsehole.
It's unbelievable. It is unbelievable.
How do you feel about the little internet fame you had there?
I was terrified at first. Yeah. I thought that was it for me. I thought my life was over. Oh, you thought someone was going to like... I thought for sure someone is going to put these dots together.
And figure out that it was you.
In the early days, it was panic mode from the start. But you loved it, though.
I feel like you would have loved the bit of like, oh, no, are they going to find out? Oh, dear.
Like, you know, I was both anaging and rock hard at the same time. I'm not allowed to say that, right?
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, I mean, I like roasting you online and I feel like a lot of the comments, some people will like roast you a bit. We have called it the roast of Peggy Sue.
I do see the online chatter.
Like how do you feel about, you know, people talking about you in that way? Is that like a weird thing?
I suppose it is weird, but I really do enjoy it. You like people roasting you a lot. Yeah, absolutely. I actually, I got a folder on my phone and I screenshot my favorite comment.
Wait, you got a folder? What do you mean? A folder of all the comments?
I call it the Hall of Fame. So I've got the Hall of Fame on my phone.
The Hall of Fame. Oh, my gosh. So you've like screenshotted every like comment that people have like talked about you?
My favorite comments. I keep them in the Hall of Fame. I sort of like my little, this might be TMI, but my own personal wank bank or content there.
Are you kidding me?
Really, really gets me going.
Wait, so you like jerk off to the comments? Yes.
I do. And I'm not ashamed to say it.
What's your type of comment? What's the one that gets you going the most?
Oh, tough question. I get a kick out of doubt. It's actually the people who say, there's no way a man could fit that. I feel like that proves that what I'm doing is big.
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