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Chapter 1: What is Whoopi Goldberg's biography according to Terence?
I don't feel like... I don't feel like I should be allowed to have a gaff. Like, I want a gaff. Do you know what I mean? I don't feel like I'm mature or responsible enough the way you can just buy a gaff. And she goes, I feel like that whole friend asked her to be a bridesmaid and she's like, I can't do that. You shouldn't be.
Do you know what? It's mad that you're, like, trusted with this.
Yeah.
But it's mad that we're trusted with this.
Are we in now?
Yeah.
The three of us, myself, Terrence and Siobhan, are responsible for, like, putting out episodes of the podcast every week.
No, but... Like, that doesn't even sound that bad. Anyone can do that. But there's hundreds of thousands of people listening.
Terence, I stood there and I looked at the three of us and I was like, he was in charge. Someone should come in and be like, right here, get in there and just do this.
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Chapter 2: Why does Calvin want to bring back school sports days?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'd have been training for this. I'm missing my peak years here. Take her out of school. You know what I mean? Well, I've had more kids in there than in there, but I'm 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what? Eight years ago, I would have... I'll be fucking 40.
Don't do it like that, bro. Don't do it like that. You mean I'm in my 30s? No. Yeah, five. Five what? You don't do sports day at five. Terran, so what do you think your young blood is going to be in school? Sports day, a primary school thing, yeah?
Yeah.
Obviously. Only primary school. Yeah, it is, yeah. I'm saying that like as if I even went to secondary school. Obviously, I played it in primary school.
I do see to you that that isn't all I like. I think, I think I could take them in the race. If I came down to it. Do you know what I mean? Hmm. But like, I'll never know. So, yeah. I'm just going to show up to someone else's sports day. Tag me in, Terran. Is she in sixth class? Going into sixth class.
Just arrange one. Suggest it to the school.
I think it was something that stopped Jordan COVID and he never picked it back up. Be the change. Oh, that's ridiculous. That sports day is so cool for the kids.
Be the change you want to see in the world or whatever.
I'm getting on to Aladdin. I'm getting on to Aladdin now. It's getting deep in here and I'm hurt. You know the Aladdin app? People who have kids in school and all. I'm getting on to that and putting a suggestion in.
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Chapter 3: What amusing stories are shared about Ballyfermot cats?
Anyone who doesn't know the thing you're talking about is going to be like, what?
Yeah. Look, you should have caught up. I'm not getting into detail. Siobhan. Yeah.
Sorry, I can't find it. Yeah, we'll come back to it. Sorry, yeah, alright, okay.
She's gone now. Yeah. She's in a trance. I called you, you're like, what?
Luke has a question. He says, how's things, man? And then it has in brackets, and Siobhan.
I love how he knows. Yeah, I like that. Because I know men as me and Terry are not on. Yeah. Why? Because he's never here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Question phrase. Myself and the missus. See, it's when things are written like that.
Myself and the missus. Yeah. What ways are written?
Myself and the missus, but I would never say that, so it's a struggle for me to say that out loud.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the idea of a Maine Coon cat?
Oh, do you have a shit video of Fat Joe? And he's like, I went to the high school and I took everybody's bags off them and robbed every single, per 200 people, I robbed them all now. I was like, shut the fuck up, you idiot. Who are you picking? I think that's Fat Joe. That could be defamation. I'm sure he's not listening, but still. Just in case. Who am I picking to fight you?
And you have to win.
No, they have to fight whoever he picks.
They're representing you. Oh, who has he got then?
No, you pick yours first.
I have to name Blimey Rankin again. Yeah, go.
No, just pick whoever out of that list.
The best fighter?
The best fighter, yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the free year at TBX contest?
Is it not? I don't know.
Augustine of Hippo. What a name. Born in 354, he was. That's a good question, though. And I think Fat Joe's a good contender, but a scrap.
French Montana, Travis Barker.
When were they? Down at the 13th. They're here? They're not, bro. How would you know? Because I was out there being looking at them.
Right, if I click into French Montana, and he's born on the 13th of November, 1984, you owe me a tenner.
I'm out there looking up Ledger's day, and George Farmer was born on that. I'm glad he wasn't yours. George Harmon, Rod Stewart. You should have took that one.
French Montana, 9th of November. It literally says 13th of November. Yeah, send me a fiver. I pick him, Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi. Fat show, having a show.
Whoopi Goldberg. He be poked around. Whoopi Goldberg. I thought he was a wrestler, by the way. Who? Whoopi Goldberg. Did he, yeah? Yeah. You know what he looks like? He has a gold mask on. Doesn't he? Now, now, now, now, watch me drop it for the knowledge here, right? Because you're making me look bad, right?
Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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Chapter 6: What famous birthdays do the hosts share?
Was it you? Who said that to me the other day? Someone said, what's the name of them cats? What's the name of the cats? It's the length of the sofa. They're in Dublin. I don't know, bro. It's big. It's bigger than a dog, look. And someone has one and it jumps out on the car.
Bigger than a dog?
Well bigger. It could be like a leopard or something.
A Maine Coon?
Yes. Yes.
What?
Yeah. Who has a Maine Coon? I thought you said you have one.
What? I don't like when you spend time together around me. Because I feel like I miss out on so much. Remember I thought you spoke to Kate behind me back. I was like, how did you know, Terrence? You were like, I answered the phone ten seconds before you. I was like, alright. Me getting parallel, remember that? Yeah. I'll never forget that.
That's a Maine Coon there. Yeah, but this one's Arden's.
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