- माननी शदस्य-गन के साथ ख के खखार से शुरुआत - संसद की कार्यवाही में सिगरेट ओर इलेक्शन प्रक्रिया से मुक्ति - धुरंधर की धुलाई और स्पाई चूं-चां - आदित्य धर का प्रॉपगेंडा और फ़र्ज़ी जासूस - रहमान डकैत और अक्षय खन्ना का तालमेल - फिल्म क्रिटिक का गिल्ट और ल्यारी टाउन का सत्या - सबलोग क्लिनिक और नेकी कर दरियागंज में डाल - गाय चराने वाला जर्मन शेफर्ड कुक्कुर - जबरन ट्रेनिंग कराने के फ़ायदे और लोकतंत्र की चाह - फटने की ट्रेनिंग और टाइपिंग की पिंग-पिंग - कपिल सिब्बल की आइब्रो और उधारी की ट्रेनिंग - बिज़ार खबर में 15 करोड़ी किताब - तीन तालियों की चिट्ठियां - प्रड्यूसर : अतुल/शशांक - स्साउंड : अमन
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Khrushchev's rules were followed. Bernoulli, who was in love with Khrushchev, was the prime minister. Newton's speed rules were followed, and Einstein's twisted paths were followed. We reached the platform of Archimedes and Pascal, and started searching for Bhadra in Panchang. We were about to get into a fight of our own kind, when a song was played on the radio.
Awaaz ne bataya, raat te din, taaro me jeena veena, easy nahi. Chote chote sheheron se, khali bhoor dupaharon se, hum toh jhola uthake chale. Banti aur babli. Baarish kam kam lagti hai, nadiya madham lagti hai, hum samandar ke andar chale. Ye geet khagol shastriyon ka bhi hai aur khaliharon ka bhi. Especially when it comes to playfulness, especially when it comes to superstitions.
In this harsh world, despite all the lies and bad news, there is a lot that is good. The truth is right next to the restlessness. There are also harsh desires. And the same old grumpy smile that comes and sticks to the cheeks. Chalo maan liya ki khaam mein kahin thoda sa khalipan hai, par usi khaam mein khalihaan bhi to hai, thaila hua, udhaar, sooraj ki sunahri ungliyon se chhuwa hua.
Wahi khalihaan jo har nani kopal, har sankochi sapne aur har ankahi shurwaat ko dhiray se jagah deta hai. Bacchon ki chaukdi ki goonj ko patte bajakar taal deta hai ki Jasta pinjar khar kabootar, doli moli thap Dhup ki gathri kaandhe dale, chaldi chapal chap Gunghar wali hawa bandhe, pagme pongi thap Nadi kinare ret uchhale, jham jham jhappa jhapp
Tipir tipir badal bole, rasky roli tap, gumsum betha ped kahe, aaja karle gap. So let's start with this khatar patar, this khuraafati ummeed, and this khalihaan. With the return of Treetal's producer Atul Tiwari, season 2's 134th episode, Kamlesh, Tau, Asif Khancha, and Kuldeep Sardar. Jai ho, jai ho, jai ho. So, today's intro is absolutely awesome. I just got married, right?
What's the effect of marriage, brother? Now, in life, dreams will increase a lot. Then, life will get worse. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It's a good thing, sir. Very good. Are you watching the debate? Sonsat ki karwahi dekh raha hai. Sonsat ki karwahi. Karyawahi. Karyawahi. Mannyashadash. Mannyashadash. Mannyashadash. Mannyashadash. Mannyashadash. Mannyashadash.
Mannyashadash. So I said to him, sit down, I can't sit like this. Or don't try to challenge the seat. So today in this studio, I called Tukor as a member. So he agreed that I am a member. He doesn't respond. Like the rest of the people don't do.
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Chapter 2: How does the topic of marriage influence life perspectives?
One was on the improvement of elections, in which the SIR accused the opposition to the election. They work under the pressure of the ruling party. They changed the law and removed the Chief Justice of India from the election process. There are Prime Ministers, Prime Ministers and I am there. Rahul Gandhi used to say this. So I am there as it is. They don't listen to me.
I mean, I'm not in Bahumat. And what did CGI get by doing it outside? Or after 45 days, what did it get by making a CCTV deletion law from a booth? What do you want to achieve with this? So, on the one hand, they have made some arguments that, yes, the election... And it can never be punished if it is found to be beneficial to someone in a wrong way. So it is such a law.
So it should be thought about. On the other hand, the discussion that took place on Vande Mataram was that Kotikotikant ninad karale wali jo paragraph hai usko saadishan jo hai Nehru ne hatwaya aur is baat ko baar baar zor shor se kaha gaya ki chithi me likh kar ke ye diya gaya tha jis mein ye likha tha ki iss se jo hai desh ki musalman naraz ho sakte hain.
There was also a suggestion from Tagore, although Tagore didn't attack Tagore, Bharti Antapati takes care. So, did you find any meaning in these two discussions? I mean, did you find any significance in these two discussions? We have said it many times here and there. This debate on voter theft, what we have done is a waste of time. And there is nothing. Whoever wants to understand, understand.
The election process of this country is so complex that no one can rig it. If some unusual change is not brought. If we again go to the voting ballot, then the possibility will be a little better. But now the arrangement has not been ragged in this. Why did you remove the Chief Justice of all this? Isn't it?
election commissioner ko chunne wali jo samiti hai usme chief justice the so unko hataya kyun laaya ino nahi tha na to ino ne hataya You didn't bring it. At your time, the Prime Minister used to do it. It's a mistake that three people are sitting and taking decisions on the name of someone. The Prime Minister was very good. Rajiv Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, P.V.
Narsimha Rao, whoever had the will, they used to do it. At the time of Atal Vihari Vajpayee, this might have changed. When did it happen? I don't know. It happened very late. The Prime Minister used to say that this and that. It happened. What's the problem in this? Then later, but improvement was brought or whatever is said, then Chief Justice was kept until the law is made.
Because the Supreme Court had said, make a law. There should be a process for this election. So they made a law that the opposition leaders in this will be the Prime Minister and there will be another Central Minister. That's it. That's the procedure. In that, the opposition has always meant... It will remain. It should not be kept. If it was like before, it would have been the same.
So, secondly, they have been given immunity. Now what to do? You come to the government and terminate the immunity. They have said. They have said. Yes, they have said. They have been given immunity. The judges of the Supreme Court should also take immunity. Because if the judge has heard the verdict, then file a case against the judge. Isn't it?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of e-cigarette regulations?
Aapke paas aisa kaarekartaon ka aur adhikariyon ka network nahi hai party mein. If we can ensure it. It is possible that there is a scam there. It is possible that it is rigging. Why? Because the machine is free of it. Doubting the machine is wrong. How many times will you do it? If you keep doubting it all your life, what difference does it make?
But I believe that if it is repeated again and again, that the vote is being stolen, the election is not fair, it is not free. If you repeat it one or two more elections, then people will not believe it. It will become clear that India's democracy is not trustworthy. So what will happen with that? We will get rid of this system. Because then people will rise. What will we do?
When the belief has risen, then people will rise and change this system. Then it will be good. It won't happen because Congress has been asking questions on EVM for a long time. You can see very smartly that they have stopped asking questions on EVM. Although Rahul Gandhi said in one line that give us EVM, let us check, let us go inside.
Now he is saying that you have made such legal solutions that elections are coming, elections are coming. He will work on your behalf. So this election will remain when your government is there. You also do it. You have to run the country anyhow. What is your purpose? You will never let this happen. People don't believe in this. Since the time this has been going on.
If you repeat it again and again, people will start believing. Because people immediately get counter arguments. If this is the case, then Andhra's election... T'was Christmas in Dublin, and Puss was in Boots where he found better than half-priced star gifts on festive favourites, including best-selling favourites and premium brands. Don't miss out. Shop in-store or online.
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Tejaswiji's party has agreed or not? No, they have lost. Rahul Gandhi doesn't agree because he... What happened in 2024? There was a huge vote theft. How many were going to come to BJP? How many? I don't know. They were saying 400, right? Yes. He was sure that 400 would come. It came from 240. So whose theft was it? It must have been from 113 according to you. His didn't reach 303, which was his.
Bapauti was his right. 303. He was stealing. Yes, he said 400 on 303. It came to 240. In my opinion, there should be such voices in the country. So that the country doesn't become empty. People should be aware of their rights. And that's why it's beneficial that if there is no one else, then Rahul Gandhi, because no one else is seriously raising a voice about this. Let's give him the credit.
Their co-workers also don't talk much about this. They keep talking about it alone. If you keep talking about this again and again, then in the next election, if not in the next election, then in the next election, it will have an effect. Because a lot of people in the country will have been born by then. That means a majority already has not seen any other government. Yes.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift towards training and its importance?
Anyway. The discussion that took place on Vande Mataram, in that, some people said, why are you digging holes? When it was decided once that these are two paragraphs, these are Vande Mataram, these are all accepted, the whole nation should accept them. Those two paragraphs which were cut, for which BJP says that Muslims should not . . . . . . . . .
The nation building was being started and at that time everyone had to be taken along. Even those Muslims who had to live in India and they chose to live in India. So while respecting their faith, we chose a song which was edited a little so that it can be accepted by everyone. So where is the mistake in this? This is the co-operation. How is this appeasement?
I don't understand how this appeasement happened. There are two aspects of the coin. You have a third one. No, I have a third one. No, no, there is one aspect. If the person is small, he doesn't remember. You will put two more stanzas in it. Take care of the children. Nehruji was not called Chacha Nehru because of the love of the children. The birthday is celebrated on the day of birth. Why?
Because they were young. So that the children can remember. Stanzas. The song that has to be sung twice, this is the first love, there is no such song that the children will sing. The one who has to sing twice a year, if he has such a long stanza, it will be difficult. Now these politicians who have become so big, they get scared of Sujlam, Suflam, Aliyat, Seetlam.
So if you look at it from the perspective of children, then two stanzas are best. It is a national song, so if there are two stanzas, then the respect is also good. A person can stay calm for a long time, a person can keep his hands together for a long time, a person can stay standing for a long time. After that, what happens is that he focuses on itchiness. Why is Jangan Mann 52 seconds?
Why isn't it 62 seconds? Why? In 69 seconds, look, there is a pinch in the body. Oh, man. Oh, it would be an insult to the nation. But you should respect the national anthem. Now the second aspect is that the country sees everything from the current perspective, from the perspective of 2025. It was fresh in 1947. There was no blood in the train. Right? Why was there a fight? They were free.
We had asked the Britishers for freedom. They were free. So they had to be happy. What were we doing? Free for all. Why did this happen? Because the country was divided. When the country was divided, the population... Hastantaran hona tha. Hastantaran ke kram mein, Logo ne ek dusre ko, Marna kaatna shuru kar diya. Thik.
Aise samay mein, Jab temperature itna high ho, Aap rashtra geet, Aise geet ko banaoge, Jisme ki apatti, Kisi guna ho. Haan. Toh usme se aapne aisa stenja kaat diya, jo saraasar, jo Islam ke siddhantaon ke vipreet jaa raha tha. Toh aapne wo stenja hata diye, aapne usko... Aisa bana diya jo sab ko pasand aaye. Usme yeh tha, hindu devi devtaon ki vandana thi.
Varan vandana thi, usko huno ne hata diya. Ki desh hi rahega bas, baaki jo hai. Rashtra Geet bana diya apne. To yeh awashak tha uss samay ke liye. Hum desh, kaal aur parishtiti ke triangle ke bahar cheezon ko dekhne lagte hain, to usse bahut samasya hoti hai. That when, who, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what.
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Chapter 5: What types of training are mentioned in the conversation?
Yes, and where there is a possibility of getting picked up, where there will be a lot of dance, that comes from training. Then they enjoy it. It's not like it's a job. You get trained all the time. There is training. There is no training for BLO. There is also training for voting.
Chapter 6: How is training for voting described?
And then for five years, there is also training to be patient. When you choose a government, after that you have different desires in your mind, like I didn't want to do this. We voted for the wrong person. But you are trained now. So there is a lot of need to be untrained. There is potty training for children. There is potty training for dogs. It is a very difficult work.
Which is the most dangerous training?
Guess.
Nanapathikar, which he used to give, in which he jumps himself. Which film was that? In which he jumps in the water. Prahar. Prahar. What a movie it was. He directed it himself. It was a good film made on training. Dangerous training. Dangerous training. The most dangerous in the world. Tell me, you have a commando. It's small. The training of the suicide bombers.
The trainer teaches him only once. Because he knows that he has put the pump, he has put the button and he himself flew away. He has only one chance to train. That is the most dangerous training. Which you can do in a practical way. In that, I mean, the training to indoctrinate you is more. The rest is to press the button. There is nothing technical in that.
If you are ready to hit yourself, then this is the training for that.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of dangerous training mentioned?
There was a joke in that. He goes and tells, look, guys, I have come to teach you how to fly on your own. But I can explain this to you only once. This is a bomb. This is a button. This is a battery. I am pressing this. I am missing. From there... Their training ends there.
At one place, the training of detective, we were talking about spy, so three new recruits, rungroot, their training was going on to become detective. So senior officer made all three of them sit together, like we are sitting on the table, made them sit like this. And from time to time, he quickly showed one photo for five seconds. He saw this photo for five seconds.
He saw it and said, tell you, this is a criminal. Basically, to test his memory, to evaluate him, how will you catch him? What is his identity? So, he said, sir, he has only one eye. So, we will find out who is the one with one eye. He said, are you mad?
Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape perspectives on training?
I showed you the side profile. He doesn't have one eye. He was looking at the side profile like this. Then the other one, he was completely disappointed. He said, where did it come from? I don't know. He showed the other one. So, he said, sir, I will hold it. He said, his ear is the only one. He said, you both are mad. I am showing you the side profile. And you said, one eye, one ear.
I showed it to the third one. The third one saw it. He said, sir, I will catch it. He said, how will you catch it? He said, this wears contact lens. I said, this is an interesting thing. Wait, I will check it in the file. I don't even know. So, he went and opened the file and checked it. He came back and said, you are right. It wears contact lens.
He said, sir, I understood it when I came to know that it has one eye and one ear. Josh, you're not the pen again, are you? It was good. I was like, how did he know? By the way, I agree that the training of the police is very difficult. They train in a different way. The mental training of everything. The training of the police is a waste. Why? Because they don't use it.
Generally, they don't do what they have to do. Yes, they don't have to run as much as they actually do. They run as much as they actually do. They are actually standing on the red light, sitting in the police station. No, that's not the police, that's the duty. The actual training is not done, it has to be done on its own. That one? Learning from seniors. Yes, that's right.
It's not taught in labhasna. No, it's not taught in that. Prashikshan comes after shikshan. First shikshan. Then prashikshan. After that, prashikshan. In prashikshan, only pro is applied. What does it mean? You become a pro. Pro. In Bengali, it is called prashikshan. Prashikshan, yes. Prashikshan. You are made a pro. Now you are a professional. Until now, you were an academic.
I don't remember exactly. But there was something like that. I learned it. In a minute, I used to write my name, Asif Khan. That's it? Yes, that's it. I mean, I ran away after a week or two. I used to run a typewriter. It used to hurt my ears. There was one good thing about typewriters. A lot of people use ten fingers. So, in the beginning... One finger at a time. Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
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I never took part in it. I was like, no, I won't be able to type. I used to learn that if nothing happens, nothing will happen. I used to consider it very important. When I was doing this, the keyboard had arrived. But I had an old typewriter. Do you know? I used to type a lot. But I couldn't learn it when it was wrong. No one told me how to cut it. I couldn't strike out. So it was wrong.
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