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#660: Q Does It Again!

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving, Git Em hospitalized, are Bry & Q callous, Woke Portland, fat news, more micro-peens.

#659: Walt the Pugilist

23 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Xmas news, Bry proposes an IJ prank, sports scandals, Q’s turning 50.

#658: Small D Energy

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!

#657: To Live And Die By TESD

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Q travel, staff infirmities, dog cloning, public proposals, Karen lawsuit, Columbo, offensive Halloween.

#656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular!

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!

#655: Grisly Man

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or Stinker

#654: Mother Slug

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.

#653: Vinegar Boy

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.

#652: CUD

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.

#651: The Geriatric Podcast

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.

#650: Vote Teddy

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Going over the falls in a barrel, Oasis, Coldplay, ticket prices, Socks defies death, Jaws 50th, Korn guy, Bry is burned by Sonic…again! Teddy's ent...

#649: Fart Guy

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry celebrates his 5th anniversary, Walt runs afoul of Asian youths, Vikings cheerleaders, Kennedy Center Honors.

#648: Moral Kombat

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MORE green dildos, is Walt a femme, Stern show is ending, Gary Coleman, the boys play a game with a special guest.

#647: Catman

03 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The county fair, Sydney Sweeney uproar, fantastic 4, Naked Gun, shrinkage, Will Smith, the ‘Friends’ of TESDTown.

#646: Firm Marble T*ts

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Celeb deaths, Walt’s near-death experience, hot Gwyneth news, Carnival cruises, kiss cam part II.

#645: Supa’ man

20 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ventriloquists, Tim’s wake, a CEO gets busted, Oasis vs Coldplay. http://www.ridge.com/tesd

#644: Funeral for a Friend

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt & Q say goodbye to Tim the record store clerk.

#643: Daddy Tom

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s new outlook, TESD stories retold, Superman’s importance to India, getting old and fat, Flanny’s Choice.

#642: Summer Camp

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A great adventure is had in the deep, dark, woods.

#641: Truck Steak

15 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s domestic issues, Q questionable movie choices, Iran’s nukes, Q ‘meets’ the Fonz, India air disaster.

#640: Asshat to Asset

08 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q falls in love, Walt and Frank covet Q’s fancy tub, Walt rocks out with the elderly, sports controversy.

#639: The Hail Mary of Hail Marys

01 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The curator compiles his favorite clips of the TESD Pateron

#638: Caws and Baws

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Walt receives a threat of a punch to the mouth, Git em is accused of sordid acts, Q busts out his fish nets and loses his possessions in real time, is...

#637: Heart of Dixon

18 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to Vegas, concerts, a 13%er makes a grand gesture, ye’s new song, Walt makes a big announcement.

#636: Horseplay

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q goes to the Kentucky derby, Bry goes to Vegas (maybe), reacher, Ming’s standup is evaluated, git em is back in trouble.

#635: Step Counts

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Horses, suicide of the week, stadium fall, Ming’s new biz, 100 men vs gorilla craze, Bill Belichick and his gal pal.

#634: The Wafer Hour

27 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q help a young man navigate the treacherous waters of the mid-life crisis.

#633: The Gay Corpse

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q vehemently defends 80s Heart vs 70s Heart, revolving restaurants, gals in space, microphallus, Tartarian Bells.

#632: Sherman the Scumbag

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.

#631: TESD Presents Mukbang

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Feeders/gainers, Broadway, Sage’s prom, AI, Impractical Jokers, midlife crisis, office temperature reason revealed!

#630: Red Wings

16 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q loses his party animal image, King Charles’ playlist, Walt the roadie, tv show romance, piggy art, musings on mortality.

#629: Comin’ in Hot!

09 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A day in the life, Walt’s backyard, broken heart syndrome, twerking flight attendant. Go to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TESDSHOW

#628: Keep it Unreal

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TESD finds themselves in hot water, Bry dreams of a life unlived, broadway, Walt suffers an ‘L’ at the pizza place.

#627: Just Deal

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.

#626: Can’t Lyft This

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.

#625: Gopher It

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.

#624: The Accused

02 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would Troy investigate Bry’s murder, Pam’s book is published, MORE Blue October concerts, someone goes after Walt, Lieutenant D helps the boys rev...

#623: The Power of Three

26 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt & Q delve into the world of the paranormal with T.O.M.  The hilarity of farting is examined.

#622: Doctors of Podology

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Q returns from LA, Bry Walt & Q interview Dr. D to potentially become TESD Town's official (non-psychiatric) doctor.

#621: Savage White Elephant

12 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wildfires, Johnson health scares, Walt finishes a project, Mt. Everest feces, Q can’t handle the Oregon Trail.

#620: Q Runs a Train

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Superman trailer, is Bry a Karen?, CEO killer tattoos, Drones, Model railroading.

#619: Buzz, Buzz!

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drones, seasonal affective disorder, Bry is elder-abused

#618: Mad Diddy

08 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry tussles with his toilet, Hawk Tuah rug pulls her fans, Healthcare CEO murder, Bry, Walt & Q take a “cool” test.

#617: Water, Water, Everywhere

24 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q disses Bry, the importance of hydration, HOAs, winter ❄️ penis, underwater UFOs

#616: Pam’s Sex Tape

17 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tyson vs Paul, Hawk Tuah, Walt pitches a biz, is Q out of touch?

#615: Pork Sundae

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sunday Jeff goes to Vegas, Bry gets a kitten, the quest for the elusive young demographic continues.

#614: Hawk Q’uh

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Git ‘em offends, the guys brainstorm ways to draw in a younger crowd, a lion pees on an old woman, SOME people didn’t listen to Bry’s list of of...

#613: The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt & Q celebrate Halloween with a special guest!

#612: Moe’s Revenge

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Killer chimps, Down syndrome bakeries, baseball, Q goes to Comicon.

#611: Flip Floppery

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joker II, an ant asks for advice, the piss bandit strikes, AI will be the end of us all, Q takes a drubbing.

#610: T.O.M.

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q delve into the world of the supernatural.

#609: Sarco

29 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ming the Maverick and Brian Nashel join TESD to talk comicons, late-age rocking and rolling, Kmart closed, and talking points for married couples. Bry...

#608: Bry the Pony

22 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.

#607: BQE

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

9/11, Walt’s cruise, Q travels, Git ‘em gets a new job, Raygun, Dave Grohl, shirtless arrests.

#606: Aggressive Relaxation

31 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q is free, Walt and Bry set sail, oasis reunion, Ray gun has hurt feelings, reincarnation.

#605: Robot Gerbil

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q gets COVID…again! Bry goes to Dabblecon, Kill Tony, does Q wear eyeliner, Alien, TESD advises an ant.

#604: Angel Boy

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Walt catches heat for liking a movie, power slapping, 80s horror, Bry has a good weekend.

#603: The Eel and the Lime

04 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Deadpool/Wolverine, the Olympics, cryogenically frozen criminals.

#602: Urban Rottweiler Jamboree

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trump shooting, sad pet stories, Q reveres an arborist, offending alcoholics.

#601: Raw Doggin'

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Git ‘em verdict is thrown into question, Walt & Frank 5 go on a road trip, Bry and Q go to Orlando, Wikifeet, Hawk Tuah girl.

#599.9: Looking at Infinity

16 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q goes abroad, Walt and Frank5 plan a statue crawl, satanic kings, is AC rigged?

#599: Midget Volcano

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.

#598: The Fun Gauntlet

19 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A ghost of TESD joins to talk hangovers, clairvoyance, Q upstaging Laundando, & sexy school predators.

#597: Depruded

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Imburgio joins Bry and Q to talk IJ bits, home ownership, are the space monkeys qualified to dispense advice and wikifeet.

#596: Tom Swift

05 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry & Walt visit the bottle dump, Tom Brady’s roast, hobbies, cats, Sage learns to bet, is Bry’s honeymoon over?

#595: Kojak Fever

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.

#594: Sunny’s List

21 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.

#593: Hot Towel

14 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

King Kong vs Ghostbusters, OJ’s dead, Ricky Martin’s boner, pissy pants, Abby and Brittany get hitched.

#592: Never Surrender

31 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Negative internet comments, SI pride, baseball, Q looks on the sunny side, eel hijinx, Sage Channels Winston Churchill.

#591: No More Favors!

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ming the maverick joins TESD to talk podcasting, concerts, viral videos and million-dollar life insurance policies.

#590: Popobawa

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two TESD residents vie for the position of Overkill host.

#589: PB&T

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A charity drive goes awry, TESD gives advice to the lovelorn, Willie’s Chocolate experience, the ants start a grassroots campaign.

#588: Mending Fences

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q has a moral quandary, post apocalyptic TESD, Shane Gillis, Paul Stanley vs Dan Ackroyd, Frank5 recommends crummy TV

#587: Namby Pamby

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.

#586: Kuhleegleeuh

18 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.

#585: AP Law

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.

#584: Top 5! Top 5!

21 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.

#583: Now! Git ‘em free!

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.

#582: Calloused Ears

07 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.

#581: Q the Running Man

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?

#580: Mother Ducker

10 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?

#579: TESD Angels

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.

#578: The Johnson Chip

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.

#577: Human Code H

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.

#576: Double Puss-Out

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Aust...

#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!

#574: The Doffening

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway

#573: Ming the Maverick

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from Am...

#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar...

#571: Stool Archeologist

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.

#570: Nose Too Long?

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.

#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.

#568: Days of our Lives

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#567: Little Chippy (abridged)

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a...

#566: North of the Border

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter....

#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://...

#564: Son of the Soil

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.

#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.

#562: Fat Boy Summer

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.

#561: Alien Dildo

25 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.