Tell Em Steve-Dave

#573: Ming the Maverick

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from Am...

#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face. Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar...

#571: Stool Archeologist

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.

#570: Nose Too Long?

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.

#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.

#568: Days of our Lives

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#567: Little Chippy (abridged)

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a...

#566: North of the Border

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter....

#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://...

#564: Son of the Soil

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.

#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.

#562: Fat Boy Summer

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.

#561: Alien Dildo

25 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.

#560: The Porcelain Unabomber

18 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an a...

#559: Q’s Madhouse

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?

#558: Bonnet Headz

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#557: Kissing Bandits

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.

#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.

#555: I Wanna Be Tough

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?

#554: Joey da Rose

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https:...

#553: So Smooth

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. http...

#552: The Perils of Petsitting

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.

#551: The Joe DeRosa Train

26 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#550: The Secret

19 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.

#549: Fair Weather Flanagan

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.

#548: Tee Is For Tampon

26 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.

#547: Absentee Podcaster

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.

#546: Material Boyz

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.

#545: The Q Spot

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.

#544: The Commish

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.

#543: No Apologies

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game

#542: The Sting, too

14 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?

#541: Tuna Slop

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.

#540: Hot Grandma

25 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.

#539: Mr. Glass

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#538: Kids in Satan’s Service

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.

#537: Jive Turkeys

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#536: Salmon In The Microwave

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation

#535: I WON’T Shut Up!

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!

#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.

#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.

#531: Bodacious

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.

#530: Cons-troversy

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.

#529: Oyster Boners

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.

#528: Koi-tastrophe

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.

#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.

#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind

#525: The Hammer

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?

#524: Cletus’ World

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?

#523: Bruce Almighty

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.

#522: The Sin of Happiness

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.

#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.

#520: Chuck Roast

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.

#519: Superfestation

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.

#518: One Con and a Funeral

29 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.

#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.

#516: The Vanilla Edge

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.

#515: PhDeez Nutz

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.

#514: Final Foreskin

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.

#513: Johnny’s Choice

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.

#512: Sack Window

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.

#511: G-Spot and C-Man

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.

#510: It’s all about Frank

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.

#509: The Mooching Sack

27 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table

#508: It’s Curtains For Ya

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.

#507: F Las Vegas

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.

#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.

#505: Anklez & Tipz

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans

#504: Gotcha!

01 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.

#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized

#502: Covid Chuck

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.

#501: And Then There Were Two

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys

#500: It’s The Big One

21 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.

#499: Castawayed!

14 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?

#498: Cometh the Early Bird

07 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.

#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list...

#496: Devil’s Beef

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.

#495: …Ehhhhh

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome

#494: Dungaree Butthole

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.

#493: Potato Thighs

26 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.

#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.

#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.

#490: Balls!!!

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.

#489: TESD of Love

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.

#488: Channel 1,000,000

08 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.

#487: We Got Musk

31 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.

#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk

18 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.

#485: Westward Ho!

11 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.

#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.

#483: A Joyride Into Space

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.

#482: In praise of a bear girl

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.

#481: Silent Sufferin’

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?

#480: The Human Fifi

23 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?

#479: Rubber Feet

09 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.

#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me

25 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.

#477: BTS 4 eva

18 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?

#476: Devil Shoes

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla

#475: King Thong

28 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.

#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two

21 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.