Tell Em Steve-Dave

#473: Keep it De-real

14 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.

#472: Senility Smiles

07 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.

#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry

28 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.

#470: The Cult of Tom

14 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.

#469: Qovid

06 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.

#468: Orange Man

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl

#467: Swan Song

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.

#466: The Birdman of Staten Island

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.

#465: Wookiee Style

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.

#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.

#464: Ignorance is Dope

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.

#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show

#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.

#462: Gimme The Loot

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

#461: Stronger than Time

21 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.

#460: Fat Tit

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

#459: Mask

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.

#458: Sarcata Nagrata

25 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.

#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.

#456: Musical E

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.

#455: Potpourri of TESD

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

#454: Eyes Up!

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.

#453: One Boob Out

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.

#452: Die on Every Hill

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.

#451: I Buy Comics

23 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.

#450: Silver (alert) Foxes

09 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?

#449: Dr. Qlittle

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.

#448: Sk8ter Boyz

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.

#447: Phuc Boyz

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.

#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Do you need one?!

#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cryptids and Corona

#444.5: It Was The Times

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’

#444: Four Colors For Life

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.

#443: Q’s Blues

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.

#442: Fry Guy

03 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.

#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’

#441: Lyin’ Johnson

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.

#440: Tit 4 Tat

19 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?

#439: TESD 3-way

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities

#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel

05 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.

#437: Jim Class

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!

#436: Overkill Junior

13 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.

#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

01 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The news you’ve been waiting for

#435: Bry The Masseuse

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.

#434: Are You My Mother?

21 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TESD welcomes a rare guest

#433: Stirling Porrich

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#432: Spreading the Disease

02 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.

#431: Ill Communication

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.

#430: Oldmandalorian

19 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.

#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets

11 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.

#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!

08 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave

#427: Water Tastes Like Water

24 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.

#426: Gone Phishin’

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.

#425: Prince Bry of Monaco

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.

#424: Chicken Centipede

27 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.

#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.

#422: A Scarecrow’s Story

10 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!

#421: Retailer Holocaust

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.

#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)

15 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.

#419: Silver Ain’t Bad

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?

#418: QISS

31 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#417: Little Owl Hands

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.

#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.

#415: American Dadz

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)

#414: This Shithole Earth

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.

#413: Bagel Shrimp

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.

#412: Fancy Pants

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.

#411: Auditory Promised Land

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!

#410: BM Bounty Hunters

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career

#409: No More Periods, Period!

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic

#408: Activate Baby Mode

25 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.

#407: Hair by Jeffrëy

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.

#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.

#405: Jurassic Dorks

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.

#404: Romancing the Stone

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration

#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.

#402: Never.

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.

#401: After the Glory...

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.

#400.1: Making Haystory

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie

#400: Makin' Hay 3

07 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's ...

#399: WrestleRama

02 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers

#398: Max Factor

25 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis

#397: Prank Superstar

15 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines

#396: Fitbit Follies

08 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting

#395: Fuller House

23 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside

#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH

#393.5: Tea Time

20 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them

#393: The SS Hoochie

09 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death

#392: King Dong

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Mus...

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh

20 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#390: Unhuggable

12 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148

#389: A Livestream to Remember

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire

#388: Death and Periods

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue

#387: Fuck Cantcer

12 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black

#386: Washing the Martian

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick

#385: Mr. Manager

29 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine

#384: My Brother the Car

22 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. M...

#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)

14 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket

#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost