Tell Em Steve-Dave

#462: Gimme The Loot

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

#461: Stronger than Time

21 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.

#460: Fat Tit

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

#459: Mask

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.

#458: Sarcata Nagrata

25 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.

#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.

#456: Musical E

07 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.

#455: Potpourri of TESD

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

#454: Eyes Up!

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.

#453: One Boob Out

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.

#452: Die on Every Hill

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.

#451: I Buy Comics

23 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.

#450: Silver (alert) Foxes

09 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?

#449: Dr. Qlittle

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.

#448: Sk8ter Boyz

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.

#447: Phuc Boyz

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.

#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Do you need one?!

#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cryptids and Corona

#444.5: It Was The Times

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’

#444: Four Colors For Life

24 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.

#443: Q’s Blues

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.

#442: Fry Guy

03 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.

#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’

#441: Lyin’ Johnson

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.

#440: Tit 4 Tat

19 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?

#439: TESD 3-way

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities

#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel

05 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.

#437: Jim Class

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!

#436: Overkill Junior

13 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.

#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

01 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The news you’ve been waiting for

#435: Bry The Masseuse

28 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.

#434: Are You My Mother?

21 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

TESD welcomes a rare guest

#433: Stirling Porrich

11 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#432: Spreading the Disease

02 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.

#431: Ill Communication

27 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.

#430: Oldmandalorian

19 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.

#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets

11 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.

#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!

08 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave

#427: Water Tastes Like Water

24 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.

#426: Gone Phishin’

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.

#425: Prince Bry of Monaco

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.

#424: Chicken Centipede

27 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.

#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.

#422: A Scarecrow’s Story

10 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!

#421: Retailer Holocaust

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.

#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)

15 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.

#419: Silver Ain’t Bad

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?

#418: QISS

31 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#417: Little Owl Hands

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.

#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.

#415: American Dadz

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)

#414: This Shithole Earth

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.

#413: Bagel Shrimp

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.

#412: Fancy Pants

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.

#411: Auditory Promised Land

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!

#410: BM Bounty Hunters

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career

#409: No More Periods, Period!

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic

#408: Activate Baby Mode

25 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.

#407: Hair by Jeffrëy

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.

#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.

#405: Jurassic Dorks

24 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.

#404: Romancing the Stone

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration

#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.

#402: Never.

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.

#401: After the Glory...

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.

#400.1: Making Haystory

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie

#400: Makin' Hay 3

07 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's ...

#399: WrestleRama

02 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers

#398: Max Factor

25 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis

#397: Prank Superstar

15 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines

#396: Fitbit Follies

08 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting

#395: Fuller House

23 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside

#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH

#393.5: Tea Time

20 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them

#393: The SS Hoochie

09 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death

#392: King Dong

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Mus...

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh

20 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#390: Unhuggable

12 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148

#389: A Livestream to Remember

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire

#388: Death and Periods

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue

#387: Fuck Cantcer

12 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black

#386: Washing the Martian

05 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick

#385: Mr. Manager

29 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine

#384: My Brother the Car

22 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. M...

#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)

14 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket

#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost

#381: Butthole Motorboat

31 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the...

#380:The Declan Cut Sucks

14 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife

#379: Stop That Pigeon

06 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - R...

#378: Scatman Johnson

26 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State

#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy

25 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador...

#376: Trash Purgatory

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy

#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories

#375: Enema Mine

31 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discou...

#374: Johnson Being

26 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime

#373.5: Story Time

20 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge

#373: Number 5 is Alive

16 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever...

#372: King of Swing

07 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Da...

#371: Daddy Edgar

02 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free