Tell Em Steve-Dave
Episodes
#381: Butthole Motorboat
31 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the...
#380:The Declan Cut Sucks
14 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife
#379: Stop That Pigeon
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - R...
#378: Scatman Johnson
26 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State
#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador...
#376: Trash Purgatory
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy
#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories
#375: Enema Mine
31 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discou...
#374: Johnson Being
26 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime
#373.5: Story Time
20 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge
#373: Number 5 is Alive
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever...
#372: King of Swing
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Da...
#371: Daddy Edgar
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free
#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave
24 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The...
#369: Angel Coitus
10 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exc...
#368: King Me!
03 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me
#367: Beside Flanagan
17 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords
#366: The Woods of Defecation
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now
#365: Nobody’s Goat
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile
#364: Himamānav
03 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom ...
#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns
20 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta
#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth
#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End
09 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk
#360: Happy Hamburger
22 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion
#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz
16 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder
#358: F*ck the trees!
02 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up
#357: Kenan and Q
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite conte...
#356: Better Late Than Never
11 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer
#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special
31 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.
#354: Overbites Matter
20 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For Thi...
#353: The Gun Show
07 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together
#352: LEGO Babies
30 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)
#351: NO MANGO
23 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High
#350: I am the Patriarchy
19 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space
#349: Down Mexico Way
10 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta
#348: Time Commander in Chief
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System
#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here
19 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan
#346: Granny Comfort
06 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock
#345: #NOTOKAY
01 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates ...
#344: Ann Landahs
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space
#343: Meet the Progressives
08 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers
#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan
04 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting
#341: Spooky Puss
24 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4
#340: Love Warrior
16 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El ...
#339: Flanny Got Fingered
10 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare
#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Basta...
#337: Kwigleeuh
26 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life
#336: Mushken
14 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of ...
#335: Prince Q
05 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Yo...
#334: Shave and a Haircut
28 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Cre...
#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus
25 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay
#332: Bloody good time
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammo...
#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?
07 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty
#330: Try the Veal
25 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend
#329: Log Box
18 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns
#328: Take a Blow
11 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia
#327: The Human Corn
07 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector
#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love
27 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor
#325: Ignorance is Holy
20 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It
#324: The Verdict
11 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me
#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II
05 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together
#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I
30 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation
#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy
21 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies
#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!
13 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg...
#319: Nostradummies
10 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull
#318: Q'z Brewz
01 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake
#317: This is Why!
24 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best
#316: Grasshead
18 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close
#315: Woe is Q
10 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time
#314: Impressing the Prof
04 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic
#313: 4th and Down
27 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Musi...
#312: Tan & Poisoned
19 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward
#311: Peepin' N Creepin'
13 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack ...
#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin
04 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table
#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros
28 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547
#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special
23 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick
#307: BQ+BM=TLF
15 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow
#306: #Funeralz
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In ...
#305: Batches of Patches
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes
#304: It's Porn Dog!
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man
#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z
10 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.
#302: evaD evetS me' lleT
03 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya
#301: Chocolate Clocks
28 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life
#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - ...
#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300
05 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say