The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90
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Hello and welcome to the Adam Freeland Show podcast. Special guest this week, Ari Shaffir. And Mullen. And Mullen. Oh yeah, do we want to address the fans? This is my final episode.
This is Nick's final episode.
What is going on with this podcast?
Well, I mean, we've been trying to last time I was here. You weren't here. We've been trying to stop podcasting for about 47 years now. Yeah. No, I'm doing it.
I'm just going to. You're stopping. I'm hitting the road. Yeah.
And by that, I mean going home like in a Jack Kerouac way. Yeah. You're just done with it.
But he hits the road.
yeah wait wait wait there's road it's called hitting the road the truth is this is that the the talk show we are going to be in the next two months converting it to a new model where it's going to be a once a week show so the the original objective instead of once every six months or when someone's not in london someone else is fucking not angry
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Was that an expression?
Was I in London?
Yeah, I think last time I was here. No, no, I was taking my father to the hospital. I remember I saw you at the stand. You were like, how was London? I was like, I was taking my father to the hospital.
His dad has diarrhea. My dad has diarrhea. I had to take my dad to a specialist in Scottsdale. It's pretty severe, explosive diarrhea. Which is actually, it's a psychological diarrhea. yeah it's a lot of people don't know that it's it's a mental it's like asthma it's they're making it up the body's yeah yeah the doctor said it's psychosomatic does that sound believable yeah just break shit it's a walk in the best buy and it'll be like a galaxy note tablet 50 off and just you know clean up on aisle three it really escalated after october 7th it's well it's deal related mostly actually speaking my dad in new jersey he has deals he has a bone to pick Deal, New Jersey. What is that?
It's where all the rich Syrian Jews live.
Oh, I thought it was like a show. It's a real thing? I thought it was a show. Like a reality show.
Like, can you believe this? Let's make a deal.
They're just at Walmart.
I waited 20 minutes for my soup to come.
I just got 45 AA batteries for $11. Hosted by Guy Fieri.
I was visiting my dad.
Damn, that's a fucking, that's a rock star deal you got. when do we eat shit when are we eating shit hold on a second guys he doesn't know what the show is why am i here it's where's the food
Yeah, when I was visiting my dad in Vegas once, there was like a geriatric at the supermarket just holding up the line for like 20 minutes because he had an expired coupon.
I've always wanted to see a really old guy who's also fat. And I'm like, check out Ben and Geriatric.
That's pretty good. Even waiting for you. You're like, I can't wait any longer.
I haven't seen it. If you're a big fat guy, you die at 47. Rest in peace, Burt Kreischer. Is this coming out in one year?
yeah yeah he died he died oh yeah it's coming out yeah perhaps never um well i wonder i wonder do you think bird will die soon yeah okay i don't know i mean hopefully that body type doesn't see 60 is it gonna be like reagan's funeral where they drive him through washington and yeah it'll be two comics just like navy band tgi fridays around the valley yeah it'll be like the inauguration but sad yeah all the same people will be there millions of people lining up to see his body yeah open those pictures of the inauguration are crazy it's like yeah we got everybody here we got fucking joe rogan and jake paul jake paul and joe rogan what a combo why theo why is theo at the inauguration yeah he didn't know what president was six months ago
Because he told Trump about CIS. He's like, is that like the chairman of the board?
Why are all these people there? It shouldn't just be dignitaries. Who the fuck are these people? It should be an African guy dressed like Lieutenant Worf. I was a dignitary at my buddy's wedding. I married him off to a squirrel. It should be a black guy wearing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lieutenant Worf.
Lieutenant Worf. Congratulations, Mr. President.
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