"Fish Fingers & Shohei's A Guy?"
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
So this, how is this car not broken anymore? Sami fixed it just now. Sami who? Our master of the house. Swing like Sato. Rent your life home. Sato.fi
Happy Friday, Tony Law. Well, is it a happy Friday, G-Lane? Because the various WhatsApp messages that we're all on were lighting up at about 10.30 last night. And I'm looking at your finger now. And what on God's green earth have you done to yourself? Well, look, no one wants to be at A&E at one in the morning. That's all I'm going to say. And last night, being the, you know...
What happened when G Lane got a fish hook stuck in his finger and how did A&E handle it?
Good father that I am, active father that I am. I was setting up the fishing rods for my children who wanted to go fishing today. Yes. So after taking 13, 12-year-old girls out to dinner for my daughter's birthday, which was... quite something. Where'd you go? Cousin Scott's, actually, which was a sports bar in Jakopuna. Who said that? What a head scratcher. I wonder who set that up for you.
No, they did.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I bet they did. What, did we go to the sports bar? Because they got free foosball, free air hockey, and free pool. So the kids just run right. Oh, my God. And that is just an absolute, like, billboard to anyone running a sports bar, put a bunch of games in, and we will bring our kids to your sports bar. We want to watch the TV. They want to play the games. It's win-win. And they had a replay of Ireland All Blacks World Cup.
Oh, the greatest.
It was one of the great games. Sam Whitelock with the turnover. What a turnover. Anyway, so I was kicking goals. I had six 12-year-old girls in my car, which I had to do about 1,000 laps of the peninsula, dropping them off one by one. That's not a sentence you want to say too often, is it? No. And then got home and the boys were like, we want to go fishing. And I was like, okay, I'll come down the garage. This is like maybe nine o'clock at night. You got carpet in the garage? Yep. It's a game changer. This is the real issue. We've got a garage with no carpet. I don't want to spend any time in there.
It's too cold.
It's cold and you get stones in there. Now, do you park your car? No. Because this is the issue. We have to park our car in our garage. Oh, do you? Because we have a shared driveway and so we have to. And I just want to know, does... Can you do it? Can you have carpet in there? Will it get too wet? No. It's like another room in the house. I've got a TV in there and a couch. The kids go down there. Yeah, but if I'm parking my car in there, will the carpet get too wet if I'm parking an actual car in there? No. It's marine carpet. You get marine carpet. There's a lot of water coming off the car on a rainy day. No, marine carpet's all good. Where does it go? That's what it's built for. It just dries out. All right. It just dries.
It's your carriage undercover? It's undercover.
Okay.
On a rainy day, if I park the car in there, when I drive out again, there's a big old puddle on the ground. Yeah, soak that up. Imagine this is going to the carpet and then I don't know what happens to it. Yeah, it's called evaporation.
All right.
Well, I'll give that a Google into carriage carpet. Anyway, I get onto, and apparently softbaits is the way forward. It's hard fishing at the moment, middle of winter. So, okay, I'll get some softbaits. I haven't put some softbaits on in ages. So I got a little soft bait, jig head, and quite a big hook. And the soft bait was a little bit old, a little bit stiff, and probably actually too old to put on. So it was quite hard to put on.
A hard bait in this instance.
Yeah, a hard bait. Well, semi-hard. Kind of. I've been there. Yeah, to where I hear me. It was a half mongrel. And I desperately trying to put it on, and then it slipped. And then I knew I was putting so much pressure on, I felt a sharp pain, index finger under the nail. And I was like, I didn't even look down. I was like, this is not good. And then normally if you get a hook in your finger or something, you could probably just whip it out because it's sunny. It hasn't gone too far in. This went balls deep. Deep. And I looked at it and I went, oh dear. And my son, my 14-year-old son, looked at me and went, ah!
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:38
2
What happened when G Lane got a fish hook stuck in his finger and how did A&E handle it?
0:38–6:29
3
Why are fishing softbaits trending and how did the hook injury occur?
6:29–28:15
4
How did the hosts react to Mike Tyson misgendering Shohei Ohtani at the ESPYs?
28:15–39:26
5
Why is the photo of Lionel Messi bathing Lamine Yamal going viral and should athletes bathe babies for charity?
39:26–51:50
6
Which All Blacks were selected for the Ireland test and what are the match talking points?
51:50–57:21