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Chapter 1: What award did the podcast win and why is it significant?
Just relax. We are recording. Are we rolling? Yeah. Okay, are we rolling? Oh, here we go. Morning, James. Sucking dicks!
Chapter 2: What happened during the 1st Test between the Blackcaps and England?
Yeah! Meshie, jeez, you look terrible. I feel like shit. Oh, jeez. Big night last night.
Chapter 3: What are the predictions for the Super Rugby Playoffs?
Big night last night. Obviously, we teased you yesterday, the... New Zealand Podcast Awards. Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it. I had to edit a story about this Tim Payne thing that keeps blowing up. Yeah, well, it's the pain-demic. It's the pain-demic. Damn it, I could have used that last time. Send me those lines through, G-Lane. Because he met the influencer yesterday.
Yes, I saw that.
Late in the afternoon. I was like, oh, shit, we've got to put this in the show. He's up over five million now. It's up over five. Meshie, Meshie, the reason you look like shit. Yeah. You celebrated hard last night.
Chapter 4: How did the team celebrate their award win?
Yeah, we did.
Hey, we won an award. Well done, guys.
Right, enough of blowing up.
How did this win best sports podcast? Best fake air horn. There was a lot of fake air horns last night. At the Radio Awards. Do you know what? I went to the Radio Awards and I saw Mashi. Thank you for talking to me, Mashi, because I've got a list of people who actually did talk to me. Have you got a shit list? No, no. These are the nice people that talk to me. You made a list? Mashi and Lauren.
The bouncer, he wouldn't let me in. You didn't come and get your wristband off me.
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights from the Radio Awards night?
I know, you wanker. It's all right. You were hanging out with Paul Ford in the 69 watching cricket. Yeah, we were. Mania, Stuart and Chris. I mean, ACC people don't really count. Keezy, he's, you know, he's not my son. He has to talk to you. He has to talk to me. Paul Thompson, outgoing CEO of Radio New Zealand. Outgoing? Is he gone, is he? I think so. Is that news? Well, it is now.
He told me last night.
This is why this is award-winning.
Accidental breaking news. Jesse Mulligan. I said, are we going to have a pounamu off? He didn't realise I was joking. Oh, his pounamu was loud and proud. I know. You've got to have one at Radio New Zealand, though. You've got to wear one. Yeah, and I was going, come on, cunt, like this. LAUGHTER Did you say you wear your pounamu on the inside? That'd be the best.
No, I did have my pounamu on because my daughter gave me one and I try to wear it on special occasions. And shout out to Tay Tay, she wouldn't listen to this slop. The Between Two Bears boys, they came over. Oh, that's humble of them. They're very humble. I'm going to be on their show this weekend. Now, Elliot Smith, ZB rugby commentator. Yes. Elliot. Top. Elliot Smith.
He talks like he commentates.
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Chapter 6: What are the latest updates in the cricket world?
Like Ray Warren. Yeah. He's got a great voice. Hell of a voice on him. And a great pub quiz person too. I'll tell you what, when you're in a commentary booth next to him, they're allegedly, they're soundproof. Right. Except when Elliot Smith's commentating. Yes, he was bleeding through our commentary box. He's too much. He's so loud. Pioneers producer Andy McDonald. Oh, yeah, Andy, yep.
You've got a good list. I can't wait for you. There's a good list. There's a good list. Mark, our ACC producer who looks like Jesus.
Oh, yes. Big Mark Kelly.
Big Mark Kelly. Mark Kelly, lovely bloke. All six foot seven of him. He's all loved up, and I feel that I should take some credit for it because he was DMing her during a commentary, and he was going on a date after our commentary. Yes, he was. He pounded about six or seven ultras before he went out.
And I said to him, we need one of those Men in Black flash things that erase your memory because ā If you repeat any of this terrible commentary or any of the jokes to your first date, you're gone.
So I just said start fresh. It worked.
Yeah, he's loved up. Nixon Clark from Auckland's hardest music, my. Oh, yeah, Nixon, yep. And then former All Black prop Charlie Famuina. Was Charlie there? Was Charlie Famuina there? Yeah, hell yeah. Wow.
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Chapter 7: How does the team feel about the upcoming Super Rugby matches?
He was part of the finalists, Betts and. Betts and something or other. Betts and Nets. Buzzies. Screw up, Mesh. The first thing you said in this podcast is buzzies. Sorry, I'm still here. Honestly, start that podcast and if you build it, they will come. But you need to deliver on that, though. I need to see buzzies. Nate Nauer. Oh, yep. Naughty Nate. And then Melissa Chan-Green. Legend.
Melissa Chan-Green. Bree and Clint's producer Ella seemed like fun. Marcus Lush. Oh, Lush talked to you. In an orange swan dry.
Great look.
He talked to you. Yes, he did. I did love him at the awards last night. He's the only honest man in the room. He gets up on stage after winning some award. And it's a weird setup. They had people sitting down giving the awards. It was bad luck. On a couch. And he goes, bad vibe, don't like it.
He goes, unusual setup, don't like it. Don't like it. Did the rum crack up? Yes, because the rum was like, it is shit.
Thank you for saying what we're thinking, Marcus. Which is actually his superpower. I did talk at him a little bit and tried to sort of tell him how to run his life. So it wouldn't have been a pleasant thing for him, but I was loving it. Yeah, he's a great man, but the awards are shit anyway. He's a ZB talk guy if people are wondering. Night show. Night show.
As my kids say, this guy just talks to himself. Yeah. And he also takes massive pauses. But can I also say, he understands how to manoeuvre and get the best out of people. Yeah. Does it deftly. Someone phones up and you think, oh, this Punisher. And he works it really well. Yeah, he's good. He almost sort of dances them out the door if they're too much of a pain in the arse.
So is that everyone you spoke to last night?
Oh, and Andrew Mulligan took a photo of me and Marcus Slush. Oh, nice.
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