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The Archers

01/05/2026

01 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What challenges does the Home and Garden Committee face?

0.031 - 5.059 Amber

You're listening to Friday's episode of The Archers, from BBC Radio 4.

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22.357 - 37.094 David

Honestly, every day it's something else. I'd known how involved being chair was going to be. What are you looking for, David? I woke up to an email from Ros. The Home and Garden Committee are falling out over the layout of the marquee.

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37.114 - 38.516 Ruth

If it's your phone, it's just there.

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38.876 - 39.256 David

Where?

39.337 - 40.017 Ruth

By the bread bin.

Chapter 2: How do George and Amber plan to market the Borchester Show?

40.578 - 46.585 David

Trade stand bookings are down. The person who normally supervises the car parking is meant to be having an operation.

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46.665 - 47.826 Ruth

You're looking straight at it.

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47.987 - 60.913 David

Oh, thanks. Oh. I'm beginning to wish I hadn't asked George and Amber to come up with ideas for marketing. Just getting the show on as usual is a daunting enough job.

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61.113 - 62.916 Ruth

Well, you haven't committed to anything yet.

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63.197 - 68.265 David

That's true. Right, I'd better get off. I'm going to see them now.

68.626 - 68.926 Ruth

OK.

70.048 - 71.711 David

Can I get a kiss?

71.731 - 72.692 Ruth

Sure, of course.

74.455 - 74.956 David

Ow!

Chapter 3: What innovative content ideas are proposed for the agricultural show?

74.976 - 76.118 David

Oh, God, sorry, I forgot.

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76.158 - 77.44 Ruth

That's OK.

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77.774 - 83.883 David

How is the shoulder? It's an impressive bruise that cow gave you. It's the perfect shape of a hoof.

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84.324 - 86.927 Ruth

It's still quite sore. I'll see you later.

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87.909 - 88.209 David

Ruth.

89.391 - 90.473 Ruth

What?

90.493 - 95.8 David

I'm sure Josh will get back to you soon. You know he doesn't have much access to the internet where he is.

95.82 - 102.33 Ruth

I know. I'm not worried. Right, but... Now you'd better go for your meeting. I hope it's not too much of a waste of time.

105.145 - 107.57 Amber

How about custard creams? Everybody likes them.

Chapter 4: How is personal health impacting the characters' decisions?

132.089 - 153.387 Amber

My business ain't been going nowhere. And if it meant you could give up your job at Borchester Farm Supplies and start making content for other people as well as your own stuff... Let's not get ahead of ourselves, hey? No, but seriously, this could be the break we've been waiting for. And after going for the scan yesterday, seeing George Junior there on the screen... Would you stop?

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153.787 - 156.091 George

The baby could just as well be a she. Nah, nah, nah.

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156.371 - 160.498 Amber

You saw the picture we got printed. That is definitely his... It could be anything.

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160.538 - 162.881 George

It's just a little grey blob.

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163.222 - 164.143 Amber

Yeah, right.

164.123 - 167.127 George

Anyway, why do you care so much? We said we didn't want to know.

167.148 - 173.878 Amber

I'm only messing. It don't matter to me what it is. Boy or girl, I'm even more determined to do than proud.

174.839 - 175.22 George

George.

175.6 - 178.424 Amber

What are you doing? Not here, babe. Jim might see.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of Brian's decisions on Adam?

179.987 - 184.373 George

Oat biscuits with Borsetshire honey. That's perfect. Let's buy those.

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187.718 - 188.459 Lillian

Adam, darling.

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189.301 - 190.142 Adam

Oh, hi there, Lillian.

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190.162 - 192.325 Lillian

Do you have a moment? I was planning to give you a bell.

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192.743 - 203.481 Adam

Is it important? I have a video conference with our agronomist in 15 minutes. I thought I'd quickly post this parcel. Sorry, sorry. It's just a really busy morning. Maybe ring me later?

203.601 - 207.107 Lillian

Brian told me about him reneging on his promise to leave you the farm.

209.311 - 217.875 Adam

Right. Well, that's his prerogative, isn't it? As he went to great pains to make clear it's his land, he can do what he wants with it.

217.915 - 221.199 Lillian

Adam, I'm so sorry. I told him he ought to be ashamed of himself.

221.419 - 221.799 Adam

You did?

Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift towards family dynamics?

221.879 - 225.424 Lillian

Of course. It's an absolutely disgraceful way for him to treat you.

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226.124 - 236.797 Adam

Yeah, well, it doesn't make much sense to me either. We'd had a long talk about the future of the farm, where he saw my and Rory's place on it. I don't know what happened to change his mind.

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237.338 - 244.88 Lillian

No. All right, Lillian. You coming in? Here, I'll hold the door. No, no, I was just talking to Adam. Oh, right.

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244.9 - 246.322 George

Morning. How are you?

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246.342 - 247.263 Adam

We're fine, thank you.

247.744 - 250.206 George

Good. Excuse us for not stopping, but we need to get home.

250.407 - 253.671 Amber

Yeah, we've got an important business meeting. Great to see you, though.

253.691 - 254.251 George

Have a good one.

255.032 - 256.274 Lillian

Give me strength.

Chapter 7: What emotional challenges do the characters face regarding their relationships?

256.714 - 264.263 Adam

I know. Listen, why don't you come over to the cottage in an hour or so? My meeting with Connor shouldn't take long. Why don't we talk then?

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267.517 - 271.385 David

Here's your cortado, David. Sorry, cortado?

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271.405 - 273.81 George

Made with coffee from a local artisan roastery.

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273.99 - 285.053 David

Want a biscuit? Oh, thank you very much. I've got to say, I hadn't expected you to go to all this effort. I mean, I feel a bit bad for, you know, turning up in my tatty old jeans and a fleece.

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285.033 - 287.818 George

Oh, no, not at all, David. You're the blueprint.

287.838 - 290.163 David

Yeah, you're like proper real.

290.183 - 303.649 George

Am I? Which is kind of at the heart of our social media strategy. It's not about pretending the Borchester show is anything other than what it is. It's about getting Gen Z, who wouldn't normally consider going to an agricultural show, to see why it slaps.

304.574 - 308.644 David

Right, OK, well, I think that sounds good.

308.825 - 310.569 George

OK, so shall I carry on then?

Chapter 8: How do the characters navigate their personal and professional lives?

310.71 - 321.216 George

Yeah, please. So, for the equestrian events, we thought about creating hype reels. Maybe go somewhere like the stables and edit together snippets of young riders getting excited about all the different events.

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321.196 - 330.37 Amber

Or maybe a transformation video where a horse goes from being muddy in a field to groomed and ready for competition in like 20 seconds.

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330.451 - 332.434 David

Yeah, I like the sound of both of those.

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332.574 - 336.24 George

And we could do similar things for the children's art classes and the craft competitions.

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336.42 - 344.773 Amber

You said you liked the idea of Chris making a horseshoe. I did, yeah. Well, we could make other ASMR videos of woodturning or hurdle making.

344.753 - 352.003 George

And, of course, we can also use whatever content we make to signpost important information, like the closing dates for the livestock classes.

352.023 - 363.559 Amber

Remember my videos with Bartleby talking? I do indeed. We could maybe do that with one of your Herefords. Some of them videos got like 10,000, 15,000 hits. Whoa, this all sounds amazing. Yeah?

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So have we got the job? George? No, no, no, it's fine. It's a fair question. There is one thing, though. Do you remember me saying about using the show to promote farming more generally? What you're suggesting is great fun. I'm just not sure how it's, well, championing what we do to non-rural people.

386.898 - 391.163 George

Oh. Well... Things like the hype reels, they're all about getting people excited.

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