The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya
04 Feb 2025
The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni; TikTok and the Absence of TikTok; Emilia Perez and Good Taste. With the dizzying start to the year that has many of us stress-eating Thin Mints and Taco Bell while practicing scream-therapy techniques into our pillows, we'd like to devote this week's episode to helping you cast off 2025's discordant yolk of asymmetry and find the true inner balance that was previously only achievable with vagina eggs and bee sting enemas. As living embodiments of the yin and the yang, Trixie and Katya subscribe to the theory that opposing forces can negate each other while simultaneously combining to form a new, more powerful entity that redefines what it means to be "c*nty." A "Megac*nt," if you will. This year, discover true inner balance through purposeful c*ntiness. It's the month of love! Try the natural power of hemp with VIIA today! Head to: https://VIIA.co/BALD This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! It's time to get your gut going! Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So what happened today?
what's with the attitude what happened you got out the wrong side of the bed you guys it's just not it's not the day fat nasty broke career in shambles I walked in and came on this mic mad as hell can I be honest I was mad as hell this is how I know you and I have synergy because when you're I came in ready and excited to film and I think there's something in the universe where both of us at any given time cannot both there can only be one it's the substance respect the balance yeah
I know, because if we were both on cloud nine, thriving, not surviving, at the peak of our prowess together, too powerful. Too powerful.
Can I tell you what I've been doing? Drinking a lot. I don't know if you have any experience kind of overdoing it with substances.
But I can imagine. I have an active imagination. I can't really relate to it.
I had my little DJ gig last night, and I came home a little drunk, and Stopped at a straight bar. Was walking home from the bar and stopped at a straight bar. What, to heckle them? I didn't know anyone. Stopped at a straight bar with my little group. Wait, was it a straight bar? With straight people. And then, of course, LA loves this. It's vinyl DJs. I think you're screaming. Sorry.
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