The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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They see me rolling. They see me rolling. They hate it. Do people know that song still? I hope so. Riding Dirty? Riding Dirty. Well, do they know about when I... Excuse me. Peanut Gallery. Penis Gallery. Yeah. When I take my thong off, my ass goes boop. Turn the lights down so you can see what I can do. Cut the lights on. Cut the lights on. She is... I love that. I love that expression.
Cut the lights on. She's cunty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also love in that song gossip folks. She has this lyric about like, you know, people trying to talk about her and she says, step to me, get burnt like toast. Oh, love, love, pink, love, pink. Isn't it crazy that Thorgy has been revitalized from the ground? I'm just kidding. Her corpse has been exhumed.
I came back from break and everyone was like, love pink. And I was like, are, what i was like same i mean like we all you know we also revitalized pink now is selling those giant rubber bands pink has oh yes wait she's what she's selling those giant rubber bands to fling yourself around like flirty girl fitness swear to god like trx i'm kidding okay Do try this at home. Could you imagine?
Local woman hung herself on accident from giant pink rubber band. Local woman crashes into barbecue on Memorial Day. Two towns over. The next time we do Trixie and Katya live, we have to do a pink section where we have a fake dummy of us flung.
The whole show is called Love Pink. Love comma pink. Love Pink. Wait, wait. We got to pour one out for the homie. What happened? David Lynch died.
Yeah. David Lynch, a tour filmmaker, head of his time, once in a lifetime, or I would say once in a century talent. Damn. Yeah. I've only seen one David Lynch item. That's okay. It was Eraserhead. Is that right? With chubby cheeks. I watched it in college. My roommate showed it to me freshman year, first week. The movie ended and I said, okay, we are different people. Okay, no, no.
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