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The Basement Yard

#533 - Our 2025 Spotify Wrapped!

15 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 16.032 Joe Santagato

Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. There he is. There I am. What are you doing? Do I do this? Is this the cool thing? What is that hat? The New Era logo.

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17.125 - 19.45 Frank Alvarez

You got a hat of a hat company? Hat?

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19.691 - 23.901 Joe Santagato

Yeah. Yes, I did. Team hat. I mean, to be honest, it was free. They sent it to me.

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24.502 - 26.788 Antoine

But I do like it. It's like a British one.

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26.988 - 28.833 Joe Santagato

I thought it was like New England for a second.

28.913 - 29.875 Antoine

It's like a British thing.

30.176 - 31.038 Joe Santagato

What's British?

31.86 - 35.809 Antoine

The hat? I'm not even really that quite sure. Shetland.

36.548 - 58.389 Joe Santagato

What's that? Was that a curse? It sounded like a slur. It sounds like a slur. For someone Scottish. Where the fuck are you from? Shetland? Yeah. You fucking crock. I don't know. I'm still learning. And then it says moon. So this could be from many places. Yeah. But it does say woven in England. So that's cool. I like it. It's gold. Don't look at me. I'm not asking you about your hat.

Chapter 2: What does the hat symbolize in their conversation?

134.076 - 154.123 Joe Santagato

And change the lyrics up myself. I don't agree with that. I think that there was decades of Yankees greats before... Maybe he did bring it to hip-hop and the culture of wearing... I don't know. Did he have that hat on the cover of an album? Was that... Like, is that a Yankee hat, or is it just the black album?

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154.223 - 154.443 Frank Alvarez

Yeah.

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154.463 - 170.381 Joe Santagato

Isn't that an all-black hat? I don't think that he's worn a hat that isn't a Yankee hat, so it could be. Back then. I mean, I would hope that he commits to the fit. I know that he's, like, the black album's like him. It's probably a Yankee hat. I don't remember. It's a great album, too. That was the last album from Jay-Z that I had. The black album? Yeah. It's a good one.

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170.621 - 179.972 Joe Santagato

Oh, wait, was the Blueprint after that? The Blueprint 3. Yeah, I can't remember the... Remember dates of albums, Joey. I can't. Me and dates are so... We're bad.

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180.012 - 181.073 Frank Alvarez

We're bad. I can't have dates.

181.093 - 183.477 Joe Santagato

You're our rap correspondent. I can't.

183.497 - 183.697 Frank Alvarez

I can't.

183.778 - 184.499 Joe Santagato

You need to know this.

184.579 - 186.602 Frank Alvarez

I don't know dates. I don't know anything.

Chapter 3: How do they react to Spotify Wrapped results?

778.011 - 801.18 Joe Santagato

Well, four out of my 10, so 40% chance. Yeah, yeah. And then the other... Oh, Ozzy Osbourne was on there, coming in at number three. R.I.P. Ozzy. You gotta send him out on his shield or whatever. Send him out on his chariot riding high. And then the others were all K-pop Demon Hunters related. Nice. Because of the kids. Yeah, you got it. I don't hate that music. Right.

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801.24 - 802.823 Joe Santagato

But I also don't listen to it in my own time.

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802.983 - 809.514 Antoine

Right. You know, but my number. So wait, your number one song was Father Figure by John Bellion. What was your number one song?

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809.534 - 817.527 Joe Santagato

Oh, let me guess. Let me guess. It's fucking a white man with a beard who is vegan.

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817.507 - 839.987 Frank Alvarez

wow and i mean the crowd goes wild and we're gonna have to call the police people are rioting yeah yeah no my top song was uh olive tree by quinn 92 what's wrong with that no he's just his face just like morph um yeah it's it's a it's a song that he dropped this year called olive tree oh for someone that hates olives

841.3 - 862.637 Joe Santagato

I know it probably has nothing to do with olives. I'm not tasting olives while I'm listening to the song. Hear me out. But that's called synesthesia, buddy. People have that. Sure. What you're describing. I know what you're saying. I'm just saying, like, imagine if you were listening to Olive Tree with a cup of olives in your hand. That would be kind of nice.

863.017 - 888.91 Joe Santagato

And if you were listening to Volare while chowing down on a fucking cannoli or something. My top song, and it's not, I guess it's, I have 561 top total songs that I listen to. My top song was Yakko's World from Animated. I don't even know what that is. You do. You know where he does all the countries of the world? Sing it. He? Yakko.

889.731 - 907.673 Joe Santagato

One of the Warner Brothers from the Animaniacs that were locked away in the water tower. The little cats or whatever? Yeah. Please don't do this thing where you're like, Animaniacs, you know who the fuck they are. It's been 25 years. I don't remember. 30. You know the song I'm singing.

907.653 - 927.353 Joe Santagato

Yeah, United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Come on. I'm not going to do the whole song. I can. Let's make that very clear. Why is it your top? They just list countries? Yeah. Because I was trying to learn it. For why? For me. Just to get – it's every country in the world?

Chapter 4: What are the implications of their listening ages?

1552.857 - 1556.141 Frank Alvarez

Oh, man. I mean, I think that it gets the job done.

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1556.241 - 1556.982 Unknown

Might be the best.

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1557.222 - 1564.031 Frank Alvarez

If you're exhausted and you get in there and you're like, all right, I still want to go, but I'm really struggling. You do one, you're fucking set.

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1564.051 - 1569.097 Joe Santagato

Just do coke, dude. Wrong. Just do coke at that point.

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1569.117 - 1569.978 Unknown

I'm not going to do that.

1569.998 - 1590.385 Joe Santagato

Are you going to the club tired? I mean, don't do drugs. But like... That's literally the opposite of what you said. Don't, don't, don't. I also don't think I even have it in me to be able to do that. Yeah, neither do I. Hence why I haven't. I mean, I've seen you snort Coca-Cola. Okay. You can get stuff up there is my point. Of course I can. I'm saying like there's more to life than...

1590.365 - 1612.413 Joe Santagato

When I started saying that, your eyes lit up like this. Because I was like, what is he going to say? To be very clear, I have never done any drug. Right. And that's you being fucking honest. I'm being honest. Okay. However. Right. If someone were to come to me and be like, I need to wake up, so I'm going to have a Red Bull and vodka, I'd be like, dude, just do drugs.

1612.453 - 1613.416 Frank Alvarez

But I don't do drugs either.

1613.797 - 1623.139 Joe Santagato

I know. So I'm doing the next best thing. A Red Bull and vodka to me is so, like, I just think there's a very specific clientele that has it.

Chapter 5: What playful exchanges occur towards the end of the episode?

2532.108 - 2542.48 Joe Santagato

I'm not, hold on a sec. What am I doing at the end there? You go through them all. Yeah. Johnny whoop, Johnny whoop, Johnny whoop. And you're going back and then you land on Johnny and that's how you would finish.

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2544.362 - 2552.311 Unknown

So, so say it. So, so hold on. Do it, do it, do it. Yeah, yeah. You got it. No, no, no. Do it, you bitch. No. You got it. No, nice try.

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2553.613 - 2564.125 Joe Santagato

What? Nice try. I see what you're doing. Oh, I thought you were in and now I think you're out. Oh, I don't think you know it, actually. Oh, wait. Please do it. What do you think? You got it.

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2564.145 - 2565.126 Antoine

Johnny Whoop.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts approach the topic of sentimental items?

2565.307 - 2580.576 Antoine

Yeah. Johnny Whoop. Yeah. Johnny Whoop. Yeah. Johnny Whoop. Yeah. Johnny Whoop. Yeah. Johnny Whoop. Johnny Whoop. Johnny Whoop. Johnny.

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2590.664 - 2603.815 Unknown

Guys, I'm not kidding. When you finish, Johnny, whoop. That's how you finish. I know what you're trying to get me to say, and I'm not fucking buying into this.

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2603.835 - 2605.358 Joe Santagato

What are you talking about? Frankie.

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2605.499 - 2616.607 Unknown

All right, I'll play around. You want me to finish on Johnny? What? Who's asking you to do that? So when you finish, when you end the whole Johnny Woods.

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Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about keeping personal mementos?

2616.627 - 2618.35 Unknown

Yeah, when I finish. When I finish on Johnny.

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2618.37 - 2631.869 Joe Santagato

No, that has nothing to do with Jizz and Cum. When you complete this riddle, when you come back and you land on Johnny, this is how you finish. Now do it. I fucking hate this so much. Should we just tell him? Sure, I guess so.

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2632.129 - 2636.414 Unknown

Well, he should try one more time probably. One more time. Just one more time. Just one more time. Okay.

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2636.614 - 2636.895 Frank Alvarez

All right.

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2637.315 - 2640.879 Unknown

So you watched, but you watched. Yes. You watched the whole thing. I watched everything.

2641.019 - 2641.54 Frank Alvarez

How do you finish?

2643.342 - 2643.843 Unknown

Nice try.

2644.063 - 2646.986 Frank Alvarez

No, no, no. I'm trying to help you. How do you complete it? I'm trying to save time.

2647.227 - 2655.556 Unknown

I'm not saying it. It's not about game. Complete the riddle on Johnny.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts conclude their discussion?

2663.81 - 2667.314 Joe Santagato

I know! Wait, is it though? It isn't gay, I swear.

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2669.677 - 2682.973 Unknown

Just do the finish part. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny whoop. Johnny, this is how you finish.

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2685.282 - 2690.588 Joe Santagato

Guys, I'm going to fucking flip this table. I swear to God. I'm going to do the last part so slow.

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2690.768 - 2691.068 Unknown

Okay.

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2692.61 - 2693.191 Joe Santagato

Johnny.

2693.991 - 2698.516 Frank Alvarez

Wait, is Johnny on top? Johnny's on top. Okay. Whoop. Johnny.

2701.019 - 2731.247 Unknown

I fucking did that. Johnny. Who's this whoop? That's Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Frankie. Hey, I'm Johnny. Johnny. You fold your arms. You got to fold your arms after. It was his idea.

2734.711 - 2762.138 Frank Alvarez

I knew Johnny Whoopi. I said, I know Johnny Whoopi. He goes, you think Frank does? I'm like, I don't know. This is how you finish. We did it every time. It's true. Should we go to the ads or something? You want to take some time or? But big him. Small me. Yeah.

2762.158 - 2782.298 Joe Santagato

Yeah. I fucking hate those things so much. We did that video for Santa Gato Studios where we did like the bar tricks where it's just like, I'm bringing a pen and I wanted to bash my head through the wall. Not as a bit, not as like, let me spruce this up and make this funny. I'm not kidding.

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