Ben Shapiro Plays Guess The Celebrity
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What game are Ben and Savy playing in this episode?
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It's not a politician. It's an influencer. You said I'm starting off hot, so it's a guy, and it's gonna be... Does he have black hair?
Yes.
Is he tall?
Yes.
Not gay?
According to him, not gay, but does some of the gayest stuff you've ever imagined people doing. Alrighty, folks, as you can see, I'm here wearing an incredibly stupid headband, which means we are about to play Headbands, which is a game in which Savi and I will be wearing, apparently, pictures of humans upon these headbands. I can't see my own picture. She can see my picture and vice versa. And so then we have to guess, using questions alone, who actually is in our headband. Alrighty, are you ready for us to humiliate ourselves?
I have to start boring. I'm sorry. Is it a man or a woman?
It is a man.
Actor?
No.
Politician?
No.
Has he ever done drugs?
Yes.
Oh, . Is it Will Smith?
No.
No! OK, so it's a man. It's not an actor.
But you guessed Will Smith anyway.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, y'all got me a little nervous.
OK. Does he have shaggy hair?
No.
Is he athletic?
Yes.
Is it LeBron James?
No. Also, LeBron James hasn't done drugs, I don't think.
Is he black?
Yes. It's funny how you ask that question. Like, it's a terrible question to ask. I was like, did I ask it wrong? I mean, he is a black person. That's true.
Okay, black athlete. Tiger Woods.
Yes.
Yes.
Did Jake do this game? Way to go.
Very good.
Jake must have done this.
Now, was I wrong? I believe that Tiger Woods did drugs.
How do Ben and Savy start the guessing game?
Was it just alcohol? I mean, it depends.
He definitely did drugs.
Yeah, he did a lot of drugs, I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. OK. Is it a man?
Yes. Yes.
Is it Dylan Mulvaney?
No, but with the right wardrobe, he could look that way.
Is he in politics?
No, he's not.
Is he an actor?
Yes. He's an actor. You like him. I'm saying too much.
You are saying too much.
But you like him.
Has he won an Oscar?
I don't think so.
Okay, is he under 40?
Yes, he is.
Timothée Chalamet.
What the? Yes! Wow. Well damn, bring in the next one.
Okay, who took fewer questions on that one?
You.
Is it a woman?
No.
Is he in politics?
Yes, he is.
Is he an elected politician?
Possibly not.
Is he from America?
No.
Is he from the Middle East?
No.
Is he from Europe?
No.
Is he from Asia?
Yes. At least he looks that way.
Okay. Okay. Is it Xi Jinping?
No? Yes? Yes. I was like, damn, if it's Kim Jong-un or whatever, no, but he's like a little chunkier.
Yeah, and if he looks like Winnie the Pooh, it's Xi Jinping.
That's Winnie the Pooh. Damn. Same, same, but different, but still same.
What strategies do they use to guess the celebrity?
Am I a politician?
No.
Is it a female?
Yes. Contrary to some reports by some people.
Thank you so much. Caitlyn Jenner?
No.
Bro, what are you talking about, man? Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got this. Is she an actor?
No.
Is she a social media star?
No. That was an enormous unearned clue.
She's no one. It's Ellen Page.
No.
Oh. It's Alex Cooper.
No.
Alex Earl.
No.
Try to ask questions that aren't guesses of people.
Right. There are eight billion people on Earth. It could take a while if you go one by one.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What game are Ben and Savy playing in this episode?
0:00–2:51
2
How do Ben and Savy start the guessing game?
2:51–4:31
3
What strategies do they use to guess the celebrity?
4:31–6:25
4
What funny moments occur during the game?
6:25–8:23
5
How do Ben and Savy react to incorrect guesses?
8:23–11:40
6
What celebrities do they struggle to guess?
11:40–14:09
7
What insights do they share about the celebrities they guess?
14:09–17:09
8
What final thoughts do they have after the game?
17:09–17:49
Speakers
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