The Best One Yet
🏰 “Donald Duck Diplomacy” — DisneyLand Abu Dhabi. Elon’s Texas city. Russell Westbrook's AI funeral app.
08 May 2025
Chapter 1: What is Donald Duck Diplomacy?
For our third and final story, NBA star Russell Westbrook is launching a funeral startup with AI. Yes, that's a real headline.
It's a true story.
And yes, Russell Westbrook did play in a playoff game on Monday night and then launch a startup on Wednesday. That happens to be about death. But this story also brings up a real question for everyone building AI. Yetis, three years ago, Jack and I covered a story on this pod about a casket startup called Titan. Venture capital was coming alive when it comes to death.
Yeah, because not only is death a recession proof, but the death industry also happens to be a profit puppy. It's honestly the most overlooked opportunity in business because the only thing in life that's guaranteed is death. You know, on taxes, you can get an exemption, Jack. Yeah, there's no death exemption. No, no, no. You can't write that off. So we are curious about this headline.
Russell Westbrook launches a funeral app with artificial intelligence. Jack and I were like, um, a basketball player, artificial intelligence, and funerals? Feels like we have to jump in T-boy style. Sounds like a Mad Libs. But the company is called EaseWell. It's a platform for funerals that connects grieving survivors with all the vendors and resources you need to honor the dead person.
Basically like an Expedia for the end of your life kind of a thing. You can get quotes from funeral homes, find financing to pay for the funeral, and manage the invites to the funeral too. Basically a one-stop shop for when your pop drops. Exactly. And then it uses AI to call funeral homes, get prices, and confirm availability. Yeah, we checked it out.
In San Francisco, the Duggan Funeral Home is going to cost you about $4,300. Okay, okay, interesting. The Green Street Mortuary is $5,700. Okay, but Jack, if something happens to me on this pod, and you know, we don't want it to get too expensive, then we could cremate you for just $1,600. Cremation's a total steal these days. But besties, the second scariest part about dying is how much it costs.
Because like we said, death is... is a profit puppy. We've also said when there's mystery, there's margin. And there's so much mystery in how much it actually costs to do a funeral. Yeah, because you have to make big decisions with little information really quickly. It's kind of like a wedding, you know? These once-in-a-lifetime opportunities are really expensive.
The funeral industry is so fragmented and so mysterious you have less leverage as the consumer. So honestly, Jack and I see there's value in putting all of this death stuff on a tech platform. It makes it easier to comparison shop, which is a benefit to the consumer. Now, so far with Easewell, they haven't determined or they haven't announced yet what their business model is going to be.
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Chapter 4: How is Russell Westbrook innovating in the funeral industry?
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