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Chapter 1: What happened when Morgan lost her ring?
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Chapter 2: How does Amy feel about the negative side of the Internet?
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Chapter 3: What life hack did Amy discover related to self-tanning?
But we're going to do three and three of just life right now.
Okay.
And I'm going to let you start. Should we start with worst or best? Worst. Let's start with worst because my worst, I know my number one of the three is my stye. Okay, the stye in your eye. The stye in my eye, which I've been able to keep at bay. I would say right now my limited knowledge with styes because I had one back in March and this is now my second.
So I'm not like an expert or anything, but something I'm doing differently than I did in March is more warm compress. And that's keeping it at bay. Are you using eye drops or any kind of things? I got these dye eye drops. I have no idea if they're doing anything other than just offering me a little bit of relief. Yeah. And I'll take it. I'll take the relief. I got this spray.
I'll have to look up what it is. It starts with an H, like hypo... It's a spray that you can... put all over your body. Actually, it would help like if you've got acne, like maybe on your chest or your back or your face, at least that's what the ad was saying. But an eye doctor on YouTube. I was going to say, it's safe to put in your eyeball. Yes. An eye doctor on YouTube.
It has to be the right percentage of this ingredient, but you spray it and it helps clean that area around your eyelashes and your eyelid, keeping it Yeah. Those are... Styes are annoying. I used to get them a lot.
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Chapter 4: How is Morgan experiencing decision fatigue?
I tell you. And that's what's... So one of my positives, I'll go positive now, is that I really am the least stressed that I have been. Things overall are in a good place. And my friend was telling me that styes come about for some people because of stress. And I'm like, that's not the case for me. And, you know, then Bobby said he looked up that hormonal changes can do it. So I've...
been meaning to reach out to my doctor since he said that and i haven't but i i will in the next few days just out of curiosity because as i'm doing the testosterone uh or my my yam pellet for testosterone i'm like shoot is this gonna keep happening or will will it stop or what other things are gonna come she never warned me about a stye uh or styes uh
But it also makes sense because when you're introducing things into your body that's new, your body's reacting, right? It's going through a new process at this moment in time. So if a sty is the only thing, I think that's a win. I'll take it. So I have that going for me. But shout out Warm Compress. If you happen to get a sty, I just ordered this little patch on Amazon.
And you can wear it like a patch, like a pirate, or you can just hold it to your eye. And it says to put in the microwave for 15, 20 seconds. I do 30. But be careful because it really can be hot. But because I'm wrapping a paper towel around it so that I can reuse it and it doesn't.
Chapter 5: What exciting plans do Amy and Morgan have for their honeymoon?
You can get it dirty. You can wash them, but I only have one. So I need to be able to use it multiple times a day without having to wash it. And I don't want to contaminate it. So with the paper towel, I feel like 30 seconds is the good mark because the paper towel creates a barrier to the warmth. And 30 seconds gets it warm enough. So that's my tip on that.
Well, the eye drops really worked for me when I had Stye. Just normal eye drops? No, there's a specific. I'll have to look at it. It's like Stye is the brand. Yes, that's what I got. I went to Walgreens and I bought sty eye drops.
Okay.
Last time I bought the gel and I don't really, the sty gel from Walgreens and I don't really feel like that helped. So the drops have been soothing. Like I said, they give a little relief. Yeah. And then, yeah. So I did a negative and a positive. Are we going to go back and forth or? However you want to do it. I was going to let you roll if you were still going. Okay, another positive.
I talked about this on my podcast this week. I think it was my feeling of the day. It was happy, but I just did it again last night. And it's amazing. There's this 10-minute self-tanner.
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Chapter 6: What insights did Morgan share about her daughter's summer plans?
10 minutes. And it actually works? Well, the brand is Loving Tan, I think. Yes, Loving Tan is the name of the brand. And... I've used their tanning products before, but like a mousse where you sleep in it and then you wake up and you rinse off. I kept seeing people post about the 10-minute tan. And I thought, okay, well, I'm going to give it a try. So I ordered it.
And this is my third application. And I got to say, I'm a fan. So it goes on your skin like a mask. It feels really... But it actually feels like it gets you tanned? Well, it's developing over time. So you rinse it off and then over the next 24 hours from the rinse, it's developing. But like, look at my legs.
Do you see?
Yeah, you got some color on there. Right. That's from it's still developing. So I did it last night and we are in the process of development. And then I'll, you know, after work or today before I have a thing tonight, I'm going to. Use soap. Question, because I was talking about this with a friend. I've noticed with all of my self tanners that I do, my shins and calves never stay dark.
Like, I don't know what it is about the shin calf area. Does this happen to you? Yes, it does. And I will say I've started to apply a little bit more down there because that's the case.
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Chapter 7: Which jobs do Amy and Morgan envy?
Mm hmm. And it's still but it's still even if I do like a double, triple go over, it's still whatever happens on the shin and thigh area or the shin and like calf area. It's always gone. My tan always leaves there first. Well, and it's funny you bring that up because my feeling of the day earlier this week on Feeling Things podcast was happy because I had done the tan.
I don't know, one, maybe two. Saturday or something and on like Monday when we recorded still there. So anyway, I still feel like my upper body is fine and I use a spray on my face, which I will say that brand is and why can't I ever remember salty Salty water?
Salty Face or something?
Salty Face, yes. Okay, I've looked up them and I've never used it though. Okay, and here's my thing. This is going to be a negative. I got an email from Salty Face saying they came out with this new moisturizer gradual tan. So I ordered that and it's a cream and it feels really nice and it goes on and it feels like you're getting moisture because self-tanner can be very drying.
I'm sure people that are not into self-tans are so bored right now, but... The guys are like Googling products. They're like, what is this? I tried it twice. Nothing. And I know it's gradual, but if I put it on one night, I don't want to use a self-tanner every night to gradually build. No, because I want some of my other skincare products to have time during the week to do their thing.
Not a fan. And I feel I feel like I want to email them and say, hi, I'm a big fan of your spray. So I gave this moisturizer a try and it's done nothing for me. So last night I did the spray and I feel like I woke up with color and that's what I want. I want to wake up with color. And the thing that I love about their spray is they want you to do your entire nighttime routine.
And then you just spray that on top when you go to bed.
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Chapter 8: What humorous post did Amy find uplifting?
And I still wake up with color. Other self tanners. I feel like it's the only thing I can put on my face. Yeah, they often say that you need to have a completely clean body doing things. Yeah, well, this is for the salty face. That's what I do for my face. Now, I will say for the 10-minute tan, yeah, there's nothing else on my skin.
But what I was going to share with you is that last night I only did my legs because my upper body, probably because I walk more, I just have more... or I'm walking with like a sleeveless shirt, I'm getting more color on my arms to where I don't feel like I need the self-tanner. So I felt like my arms and my chin calf area, my leg area was looking a little weird.
And since I have this event tonight, I have a dress that's going to show my ankles and feet and
chin area and i thought well i better just do the quick 10 minute thing and then rinse off and it was so easy that's why i'm celebrating it and all i did was my lower body i didn't do because my dress doesn't show anything and so we're hoping by tonight though what's already developed it is developed but doesn't didn't you say it develops over like 24 hours i mean there's a point where it might get a little more color but i think that there's a point they just probably say 24 hours to cover themselves but i think at some point your body's done what it's gonna do
Can I just also point out all the things that we have to go through to feel ready for things? Well, that's why my feeling of the day when I was talking about it was happy. Because a tan just makes me happier. I like it. And I don't know that that's something that I'll ever change. No, I'm the same way, honestly. And I've been trying really hard to... Love my skin more.
My natural skin color is a really hard battle. I don't. I'm so I often say that I am Edward Cullen. I sparkle in the sunlight if I don't have a tan like I am pale as can be. And I'm trying really hard. Just to love, yes. Yes, but it is so hard. Every time I'm like, well, if I wear this outfit, it'll look really good with a tan. And that's the thought process I have.
It's been hard to get into a place where I just feel very comfortable with the natural pigment of my skin color. And that's just also because I've been trained since I was, gosh, in high school to... Go in a tanning bed and have a tan and wear a tan. You can't be pale. You can't be, you know, your normal skin pigment. That's what we were taught.
I saw that some young people now are doing tanning beds again and smoking cigarettes. And I don't know what is what's behind bringing those two things back. But it was an elder millennial talking about it. And she was like, look, I get it. Like, welcome. That was my life. I did that. And we're all just trying to feel better. And if that helps you, fine.
But just know that tanning bed is not your friend. Neither are the cigarettes. So cut it out. And they'll come back to haunt you in 10 years. I cringe at the thought of me climbing into a tanning bed. But sure enough, I did. I had a membership. Oh, so did I. Suntan City or whatever it was called. I was there every day. I was I didn't even need to. You know how people have to go in like gradually.
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