Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an iHeart Podcast.
Guaranteed human.
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between-songs banter.
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the Enhanced Games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.
Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds.
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Chapter 2: How do the guests contribute to the humor?
I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hard Way with your favorite therapist and host, Keir Gaines.
This space is about Black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men...
carry a suit of armor it signals to the world that you not to be played with and just because you have the capability that does not mean that you need to listen to learn the hard way on the iHeartRadio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it.
All right, Sophia, tell me about how we started this story.
She moved in for two weeks, lasted five days, left a mess, and then pressed her ear against their bedroom door and burst in screaming. When kicked out to a hotel, she called her son-in-law's workplace pretending his partner had been rushed to the hospital by ambulance.
faked a medical emergency?
And spoiler, that was just the beginning. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Part two. Just the bits.
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Chapter 3: What challenges are associated with the Enhanced Games?
Well, part one and part three this weekend are with Scuba Steve, or as I like to call him, Scoobs. And part one is always about life updates, things going on in our lives. We just sit and have a conversation for an hour. And part three is always listener questions. You ask, we answer. Other than that, that's the only details I have for you today.
So let's get into catching up from the show this week. Woohoo!
All right, so there's a celebrity softball game that happens every year, and there's a billboard up about it, and Eddie thinks that Lunchbox might be mad about what's on that billboard.
Number seven. There's a billboard. You saw the billboard for the softball game coming up? Yeah, you know the celebrity softball game, Folds of Honor, whatever they do every year, and Lunchbox and Morgan always play. You guys playing?
I don't think we're playing this year.
Oh, why not? Still dicey, man. Oh, that wasn't why he was bringing this up. Oh, 100% it was.
No, it wasn't.
I had no idea. He didn't know if you were playing or not. Then why would he bring it up? The honest reason is he was going to say you weren't on the billboard. He just expected you were playing. Yeah, there were people on the billboard, but you were not one of them, so I was going to make fun of you for that. Because you always play. Yeah, what happened? Yeah, I'm not sure, man.
I was looking at their Instagram the other day, and they were announcing lineups, and I have not seen my name on there. Wait, did you get asked to play? No. Well, then you wouldn't see your name on there. No, but I thought that was their way of saying who they were asking to play. Oh, no, they would never just... No, no, they did. They even had a dream draft of people we dream would say yes to it.
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Chapter 4: How does the narrative about the mother-in-law unfold?
Why don't they put you as a celebrity? Right. Since Lunchbox is such a big celebrity, why is he not on the billboard? If you go to their Instagram, they have all these player cards of the people playing. Why did you fight with them last year? I was a replacement at the very end. They were like, oh, you know, so-and-so canceled. You want to play? Maybe you'll be there this year.
Well, I feel like I've earned the spot of not being a replacement. I feel like I should be there. Maybe if Yodel Boy doesn't play, you'll get asked. Oh, man. Yeah, that's pretty rough. Like, right now they have Matt Best up there, Ashley Cook, Danae Hayes, Riley Green, Jay Cutler. Yeah, they were all on the billboard. All those are famous people. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying.
I don't know who Matt Best is. I don't know who Matt Best is either, but if you told me, I'd be like, that's cool. Yeah, but, I mean, they have all this stuff up there about it. What were you fighting about the year before? The year before, they wanted me to be the PA announcer. That was your chance to make a tape for your dream job.
I didn't even do it.
No, not P&A announcer. I'm sorry.
P&A.
Not PA, whatever it's called. It was more like in between innings trying to hype up. Hey, guys. Woo-hoo. Down here with Riley Green. Riley, how's the game going? I'm like... You want to do that? No, I'm not doing that. I'm there to play. You think they were mad at you for turning that down? Probably. Did you ever get to play that game? I did. Okay.
They were like, oh, but you get announced and play. And I'm like, no, no, no. I need to be playing. Did you go one year and you didn't have a jersey or something? Yeah, I went and I showed up and there was no jersey, no nothing. Oh, let us go get you a jersey. Very awkward. Everybody had a nice setup with their name and a gift bag. You know what I mean? Nothing. I didn't even have a locker.
You guys have lockers? He didn't. I'm saying they had it basically set up like everybody had a locker and mine, there was nothing. They're like, oh, well, let me find out what team you're on. They went and grabbed me a jersey out of the back. It was like, oh. So this has been happening for years. And finally, it's just elevated to you're not invited. Yeah. Oh, they just posted Priscilla Block.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about emotional suppression in men?
Yeah, but now we know more. So it's sort of like, you can't, this is a, we know that men are conditioned to, or have been in the past to suppress emotions. Like, oh, don't cry. But now you know. So like now you're making a cognitive choice to continue to suppress. You've got to start practicing releasing the emotions.
Chapter 6: How do generational patterns affect emotional expression?
This is generational conditioning. You don't just erase. Because you read one article from Wives Illustrated, you know? Yeah. Give us time. In like seven generations, we'll have it figured out. Yeah, I feel like- We'll all be dead.
But- Yeah, okay.
You'll still be calling us a predator.
I said you're the same sex as them. Women can be predators too.
That's Amy's book.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds.
I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it.
Wait a minute, Dakota.
How bad did it get? Well, it got bad enough that her son-in-law had to eventually arrest her himself. She moved in for two weeks, lasted for five.
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Chapter 7: What surprising story unfolds about a mother-in-law's behavior?
And they thought, it's finally over.
Days later, she called her son-in-law at work, claiming that his partner had been in some kind of freak accident and had been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. He called every hospital in the city, and his partner was making coffee the entire time.
She faked a medical emergency just to test whether or not he loved her son? Yeah, and she sat in the hospital parking lot, waiting for him to see if he would show up.
When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-law's police station and filed a kidnapping report against him.
She filed a kidnapping report against him in his own police station.
And spoilers, karma's going to show up in the best way possible. So if you want to hear how this story ends, search OK Storytime on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're listening to podcasts.
Do you remember when Diana Ross double-tapped Lil' Kim's boobs at the VMAs? Or when Kanye said that George Bush didn't like black people? I know what you're thinking. What the hell does George Bush got to do with Lil' Kim? Well, you can find out on the Look Back At It podcast.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of low testosterone discussed?
I'm Sam Jay. And I'm Alex English. Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it.
Including a recent episode with Mark Lamont Hill waxing all about crack in the 80s. To be clear, 84 was big to me, not just because of crack.
Yeah.
I'm down to talk about crack all day, but just so y'all know. I mean, at this point, Mark, this is the second episode where we've discussed crack. So I'm starting to see that there's a through line. We also have eggs on the table right now. Thank you for finishing that sentence.
Yes. I don't think there's a more important year for black people. Really? Yeah. For me, it's one of the most important years for black people in American history. Listen to Look Back at It on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to my new podcast, Learn the Hard Way with me, your host, and your favorite therapist, Keir Gaines.
And in recognition of Mental Health Awareness Month, I'm bringing over a decade of my own experience in the mental health field and conversations with so many incredible guests.
I'm talking Tripp Fontaine, Ryan Clark. Sometimes when we're in the pursuit of the thing, we get so wrapped up in the chase that we don't realize that we are in possession of the thing.
And we're still chasing it. And we don't know when we've done enough. Because people scoreboard watch. Life becomes about wins and losses.
Steve Burns, Dustin Ross. Because you find it important to be a good person while you're here on earth? Or are you a good person because you're afraid? Because that's two different intentions, bro. Absolutely. And that's two different levels of trust. I want you to just really be a good person.
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