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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What stories did Ray and BAE share from their Charleston trip?
Batterbox, when was the last time you got let out of the cage?
Chapter 3: What fashion trends did Ray observe in Charleston?
Come on, dude. It looked like it was the first time he's been out of the cage in months. Now they're above the kneecaps. Let's be real. Yeah. I mean, when he was in his heyday, they wore him down mid-shin. That's what he kind of likes.
Yeah.
But we almost missed the flight. We almost missed everything. Whoa. Yeah, so I already said about the Uber driver. You guys can listen to the last podcast. I don't give a rip. But Baser hits me up, and she says, hey, our flight's canceled. It's like going, we're not going to fly in tonight. It may land at midnight, or we may be spirit. And my name's Bennett, mine in it. My name's canceled.
I'm Lanceled. Wow. So she goes, hey, let's move our flight up. We take a midday red eye, and we leave at... 2 in the afternoon. I'm not showered, shaven, throwing clothes in a suitcase, and we go to the airport. And she looked it up. She randomly got no notification. She looked it up, our flight, and it said pretty much canceled. Sorry. Weather from another city it's coming from.
Oh, that would have sucked, dude. Dude, she had randomly thought, why not just pull up the app and do some research? She always does the research. She'll see where the flight comes from. Smart. I'd never do that. I don't even know how to look up where the flight comes from. Really don't either. Maybe one day I'll learn. You know, when you're married, she knows stuff. She knows Uber.
I've never used the app. She knows Uber Eats. I wouldn't even know how to order Uber Eats. She knows logging into some of our financial stuff. I wouldn't even know how to log into our savings. Yeah, it's like my wife. When we were going to Puerto Rico and she was like, listen, we had like a 6 a.m.
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Chapter 4: How did Ray and BAE handle their alcohol consumption rules?
flight. And she was like, we need to get there so early because business travelers, that's when they travel. And it is going to be jam-packed at the airport. Oh, 5.59. I'll hear you. You are so ridiculous. I'm not getting to the airport two hours early. It is not going to be that busy. She was like, I travel for business. I am telling you, 6 a.m. is the most popular flight for business travelers.
It's going to be jam-packed. Did I listen to her? Hell no, I didn't listen to her. We got it my way. I'm a business man making a business deal trying to get money. And we show up at the airport at like 5 o'clock, and oh my God, the TSA line was out the door. And I was like, oh my gosh. What, they got a freaking business district in Puerto Rico?
And I was like, well, no, they're going to wherever they're going, but to get through security, you got to get to the plane. And I felt so dumb. I was like, we're going to miss a flight. I had to talk people in the line. Hey, you mind if we cut? You mind if we cut? Hola, amigo. No, no, we weren't in Puerto Rico. We were in America. They're part of a territory, okay? They speak English.
I had to cut my way to the front of the line, and then our plane was delayed. But, man, it was cutting it close. If it wasn't delayed, we might have missed it. And I looked at her, and I said, I am sorry. I should listen to you when it comes to flying. My apologies. That is the worst when you miss a plane, been there before, and it's when you're too cocky and you don't leave in enough time. Yeah.
And you got to call the parents and be like, oh, they canceled my flight. That was back in the day before you could look it up. Yeah. If I was coming home for college, miss a flight. Crazy, it's delayed four hours. Slash, I slept in, had no idea I was going to need to get to the airport three hours early. All right, now let's go. Yeah, so you get on the plane.
No, we're not leaving the airport this whole little, this whole episode. Whoa. I'm kidding, just this segment. Okay. But we're at the airport, and so we're drinking. Yeah, where are you at? I take a roadie. We roll up intoā Where are you drinking at? Like, what restaurant? Are you at your Vino Vino thing? We'll tell you. But I took a roadie. So we're heading to the airport. Baser's driving.
And get out at VIP. It's like $5 more. Don't even start with me. And there's people rolling in. It's a Thursday in Nashville. I got the can in the car, throw it in the trash can. They're like, whoa, I want to be part of their group. And so then the bags, Baser's trunk of her vehicle doesn't work.
So, we're in VIP, and the bags are in the back seat, and I'm jerking them out because Mazer had to bring an extra large for three days. And, I mean, so we look like we're wealthy at first, and then I'm jerking the bags out. Real quick, we look like country bumpkins. Oh, you want me to get that out of your trunk for you? No, sorry. They're in the back seat. The trunk doesn't open.
Sorry about that, sir. Okay. The guy literally looked at me like I was an idiot. He's like, what? Your bags aren't in the trunk? You have a trunk, though. And I'm like, no, it's easier back here. Okay.
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Chapter 5: What unexpected events occurred during their flight to Charleston?
Have a great day. It's like, how is it so, like, I call one time, and the person's like, oh, no, can't change him. Don't know how to do it. Got to put you on standby. Call five hours later. Hey, no problem. Got you on the flight. Flight switched. Thanks a lot. Back to your story. Pro tip, Baser said call, and that's how she was able to switch the flight so easily, and no upcharge. It was free.
I have the same line. And so we get there and head to the castle. Did you know that Nashville Airport has an NSC bar? Yeah, it's on the left-hand side when you're going through D gates.
Chapter 6: How did Ray almost miss the flight home?
So we went to the castle. That's what I'm talking about. And, dude, we started looking at the menu. Okay. And we looked at it some more. They didn't come up to us for 25 minutes, so I went up to the bar and got the food and the drinks. So the castle, there's some issue with the moat. They were not able to get to us or something like that. And so I go, hi there. I got a claw, and she got a mimosa.
And then I go, I need the grilled cheese. I'm dying. And the lady's like, oh, did your server not call you? Yeah.
no no we've only been here like i don't know 25 minutes nope i haven't seen anybody but don't worry we still got two hours of our flight we're here in plenty of time luckily we are good on that and there's dudes in front of us they're doing a business meeting just pounding the drinks on a thursday i'm like what architecture company do y'all work for because those plans are going to be a little bit blurry like i don't know about the measurements on that one
I may have been a little off balance on that building. Maybe lean into the right, if you know what I mean. Is that skyscraper in Nashville? Because I'm avoiding that road. But we're just, dude, watching highlights. They got big TVs in there, and it literally is a castle. Yeah. And there's like a Mexican food truck right across the way. Yeah, it's not good. Oh. Didn't do it. I did it one time.
And so I said to Baser, I go, hey, there's your little wine bar or whatever over there. I said, let's do it for you. Let's do it for you. We're done here. We got 30 minutes left. I'm getting to the good part, guys. I'm just setting the table right now. And so we go to the wine bar and get the two espressos. And the lady goes, oh, you're going to love these. You're going to love these espressos.
Here you go. What I'll do is I'll make them all together and just pour them into two cups for y'all. To go or here? And we're like, oh, to go. And then we'll just roll up to the gate with them. And she's like, absolutely. Makes them. Worst espresso we've ever had in our life. Espresso martini, that is. She put half of a bottle of, I don't even know, Tito's in it. Baser couldn't even drink hers.
Whoa. So I finished mine back in, let's say, 20 minutes. Baser still got almost a full cup. She's like, I can't drink this. It tastes terrible.
What are we going to do?
And we were still in the phase of let's not waste alcohol. That changed in three days. But I go, well, let me just drink yours. And she goes, no, no, you won't be good to fly. Oh, that would be bad. You will not be good to fly. She's like, if you're any wobbly, they'll take you right off the flight. I'm telling you. Well, I was trumped by the guy over here. This guy is absolutely housed.
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