SORE LOSERS - Will Ray Forgive BAE After What She Did?

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What predictions do Ray and Lunchbox make for their upcoming Vegas trip?

Unknown 0:00
This is an IHRT podcast. Guaranteed human.
Lunchbox 0:05
Friday. Fri. I may not sound this good on Monday. It's gonna
Unknown 0:10
be it's Monday. Can we please make predictions?
Lunchbox 0:15
Uh yeah, let's make predictions. After we start the show. Show yeah, after we start the show, and if you don't know why that voice, guys, because I will be in Las Vegas. The iHeart Festival is this weekend. I will be there, boots on the ground, reporting live, looking at the casinos, looking at the sports books, looking at the slot machines, looking at the cocktail waitress waitresses, and looking at the chicks in the bikinis. And I'll be looking at my wife too.
Unknown 0:40
When
Lunchbox 0:40
you're back.
Unknown 0:41
The first thing you're doing is going to Freeland Chevrolet. Oh, first thing. They want to meet you. I haven't met 'em. They'll pay for lunch. I know. And if you need a tire pumped up. I may need one. We're gonna do it live! Wait, wait, wait. Do they know how to do a bike
Lunchbox 0:57
tire? Yeah, they'll do it all, man. I love it. Can they give it a tune-up? What is it, a unicycle? No. One of those that goes straight up your ass? No, but there was a kid that in my neighborhood that wore rode like a unicycle thing, and my brother wouldn't let him come over to our house. You know who we saw on the golf course? Unicycle. Dude. We forgot all about that. That was the coolest part of the AI day. The dude was riding one of those one-wheels. Like he was standing on the one-wheel, and I mean he was absolutely flying. Cooking. And he was just holding his b bag of clubs in his hand. The inc the amount of balance that takes and core strength to be able to ride the one-wheel and hold your clubs. It wasn't like he had them strapped on his back.
Lunchbox 1:42
He was holding them in his hand. And I guarantee you he's probably a single that got paired up with random people and they're like Who is
Unknown 1:51
this jackass? Oh, you're right, because you're not gonna be able to flow together. If he's going 45 miles an hour on a cookwheel. And if you go into the golf
Lunchbox 2:00
the the clubhouse, oh you walking today? Uh no, I'm gonna ride my one wheel. What? I'm I'm sure that he didn't tell them the clubhouse.
Unknown 2:09
He just did it on his own. What about the one guys that have remote controls for their bags? Guys, spend your money on anything, just not that.
Lunchbox 2:19
If you want to push cart, pull cart, whatever you call them, the fact that you have a remote control for it, you look like an absolute jackass.
Unknown 2:26
I was with a dude that did it before and I'm like, what are we doing? I can't even be spotted with this guy. He's that lazy, he's gotta have a robot carry his bags for him.
Lunchbox 2:35
So what you push the button and it's three feet in front of you instead of you pushing it? Do you really exert that much more energy? I mean, get out of here.
Unknown 2:42
And it probably has to always be on a smooth i I mean, if there's any sort of a creek bed or anything you're screwed. If you're any sort of rock it's gonna hit it and tip over.
Lunchbox 2:51
So what you're saying is for your next birthday not to get you a remote control
Unknown 2:54
push cart. Actually that would have pretty uh that's a good Christmas present. If if you have probably five hundred sitting around, you have no idea what to get your husband for his birthday or Christmas, get him one of those motorized bag things. It just it's like a a frickin' uh layer of air carrying a bag across a golf course.
Lunchbox 3:12
Very interesting. I I'm I and when you're walking sometimes you hit it in the rough, when do you know when to stop it? 'Cause
Unknown 3:18
you don't know where your ball is. Well and I think you can only go so far, so you always have to stay near the bag. So it's like you just have this little bag that just follows you around. Yeah, I've got to be.
Lunchbox 3:28
seen them and I'm like, that is so ridiculous. But maybe it's awesome. Maybe I maybe I'm knocking something that I should try. But I'll tell you what I'm not gonna try is that one wheel, because I tried the hoverboards and I crashed twice, never again. We're gonna do it live! We are the one, two, three, sword, losers! What up everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius!

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