The Bread Basket Podcast
Merch Drop Is Here, End Of Year Breadstick Awards Are Coming, And Q’s From The Sticks
04 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
All right, we're back with some news. We got merch dropping Monday, 7 p.m. Eastern. Here's the tea.
Chapter 2: What details are revealed about the merch drop?
It's Monday, December 8th. For the audio listeners, here's the tea. Yep. Here's the T right here. And I think we kind of unofficially, we snuck that into an episode before. And I don't know if they called it. They saw it. But if you didn't see it, that's it right there. And then the hat, I don't think we showed you. You got obviously the standard BB. You got the bread basket. I like that.
Around the fucking back. And you got the keep the family close. That's my favorite part. Don't go ahead and throw like some zooms on there. The patches, it gets me. I don't think I can say it on air. The patch gets me hard the first time I saw it. Fine. And that's what I was going to say. I got a boner. Yeah. Really? Yes. Wow. And it was really awkward with our manufacturer.
Yeah, that's what it was. Because it was awkward. Because you know what it was? It was like your tone shifted and then you sat down. Yeah. Well, it was just, yeah, it was embarrassing. We had to bring the boxes in and Danny was like, I'm just going to sit here for a while. Cause I, yeah.
Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about their new products?
And we were like, why? Because I, yeah, that you knew why though. That's yeah. That, yeah, that happened. That happened when I got the, we got the shirt too. I was hard. Uh, but we're going to, we're not, it's, it's our first drop. It's, we're not going to redrop this stuff. It's also like, you got to get it. Cause we don't, it might go really quick.
So we're, we're going to go, should we go five minutes early for the pod sticks? So for pod sticks, and this is for every stick, to be fair, but you wouldn't know unless you listen to the pod right now. So when you say we're going to drop it at 7, it's really going to go live at 6.55. So if you were like, I need this, I need this for our Christmas gifts or whatever... Get in there at 6.55.
And then it's like you're pretty much, you're like definitely going to get it. Because you may, I don't know, but you may show up at, if it drops to 7, you may show up at 8.
The pod sticks might sell it out already.
But if you show up at 8, it's like.
Maybe gone.
Maybe, there may only be smalls at that point. Yeah, it's just hard to know. Or the hats are, you know, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if this is, I'm going to sign, you know like how there's the white? Yeah. I'm going to sign it.
Okay.
And I don't know. It may be unprofessional if a non-pod stick gets in. He's like, why is there writing in my brim? We should sign these. I'm just not the actual hat, though.
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Chapter 4: What are the hosts' thoughts on the upcoming awards?
I'm liking it, man. And I don't want to come at... This is you. This is your coaching style. You've been this type of guy for quite some time now. Yeah. Are you stuffing him in an otter box?
Stuffing him in an otter box.
Do you think that feels comfortable for him?
I'm protecting his life.
I'm looking up for his, but can you maybe swag them out a little bit? I said big orange. I'll get you, I'll get you an orange. So it doesn't even look like you got a case on.
What's my phone? My phone break rate. My phone crack rate is so much lower than yours that I don't think you have the room to speak right now. I don't think you have the room to say anything. I understand like this one, it hasn't happened with this one of the past ones. Like you, you've murdered probably five, six phones. Oh, sure.
So I don't feel that you have the right to tell me how to parent my phones because I put them in a helmet when it's not as swaggy. It's not as cool for the other phones.
This guy's going to live. Look at even the backup cam. He's all beat the fuck up. He's all beat up. No, he's not. There's no cracks on that phone. That phone hasn't been cracked. He's a virgin. That phone's a virgin. Well, that's probably because of the pink casing. No, I'm saying he's crackless. He has not been cracked. Different things.
Right.
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Chapter 5: What insights do they share about their picks and records?
Which, by the way, it's just like... fuck that. You know what I'm saying? It's not like, it's not like we don't, we don't know what we're saying. Like all these picks, it's like they deserved, we deserve to be like 80%. Yeah, our picks have been great. It's just crazy that you could have 50-50 and we're both under 500.
It is crazy.
It feels like the law of averages should be that half the people are winning record, half are losing record, but everybody's always losing.
It doesn't make sense. Vegas, are you trying to fuck us with your lines?
But you can pick either side, so clearly no. Yeah, it is really confusing. Okay, let me see what the score is. I bet we're both under 500.
You think?
I guess. Okay, so coming into the week... Well, we probably don't have our actual record, but whatever was there.
Oh, you were 27 and 23. I was 22 and 28.
I take everything I just said back. I'm a fucking genius. Take my picks. Dude, I'm 27 and 23?
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Chapter 6: What are the upcoming Breadstick Award categories?
And it's like, obviously like the adult, like they're not going to win 10 games, but like. And two and a half is not that aggressive. Right.
Yeah. So we both did that one.
You got one team that's eliminated, one team that's not. I don't hate it. I'm taking Cowboys plus three against the Lions. Cowboys plus three against the Lions. I think I had that pick and I just took it off for no reason. That's a great pick. Yeah. They're the... They're... What are they? Five... No, six, five, and one? I think so, yeah. Six, five, and one, but...
If I had to guess, if I didn't know their record and I would just watch them play, I would say they're 9-3.
Yeah, 8-3-1.
No team wants to play them. That's a great pick. I have Texans plus 3.5 at the Chiefs. When are we going to stop giving the Chiefs 3.5? It's like I'm still betting on the Chiefs in that game. I think the Chiefs will win. I know, but yeah, when are we going to stop doing it? We're never going to do it. Maybe if they're out of contention and it's like the last couple games.
By the way, two and a half, I like the Chiefs. Yeah, yeah. Three and a half, it's like, dude, the Chiefs, They're not going to win by fucking four. They're not going to do that. They're not going to, like, yeah, it's going to be. But they might. They might win 27-20. No, it's going to be tied 24-24. They're going to go down and kick a field goal.
Yeah, and I keep thinking that's not going to happen, but, like, it is because it happens every game. And at some point, you've got to be like, dude, it's going to happen again and then again. It's going to happen.
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Chapter 7: How do they respond to listener questions?
And, by the way, even last year it was like that. Last year was like that, but they ended up... They just won for some reason. I'm not saying they don't know how to win. I mean, they kind of don't know how to win this year.
Yeah, this year. But yeah, weren't all their games close last year?
Yeah. Their point differential is better this year. Yeah, that is insane. It's kind of like the Broncos a little bit this year, but the thing with the Broncos is all of... All of our wins are retroactively good wins. Yeah. Killing the Cowboys. The Cowboys are a good team. Beating the Texans by one score, good team. Jets, we were in London, doesn't count. Raiders, divisional rival, doesn't count.
Yeah. And it's like... And we're like... We're always winning the games when we're winning. We're not just... The Chiefs would have loved to win them. Even if we're eking them out, it's like we won. Yeah, sure. We get a little eeky. They're a little eeky, but like... Not that eeky. Like, we won those football games. Also, like... Hey, did you guys see that Bo Nix throw the other day? Yeah.
He's the greatest player of all time. He's really good. He's getting better. He is getting better. It does feel like he's getting better. He's getting more comfortable. Dude, that throw was my homie. It was. All right? It was. It was my homie. Yeah. Yeah. It was. I'm going to take the Bears plus six and a half against the Packers. Bears plus, I have the same thing, Dan.
I mean, it's at Packer, I would assume. It's at Green Bay, but still, that's thick, dude.
It's thick as hell.
And when are we going to give some more credit to the Bears? They're the number one seed in the conference. Are they really going to lose by seven? No. I think they're going to win. I think they're going to win as well. If they lose, they're not going to lose. By the way, that was the same line against the Eagles last week, and the Bears just won the game.
Yeah, I think it's going to happen again. And the Green Baymen, who the Broncos have coming up next week. They're dangerous. They're a good team. But they have a lot of weeks where you're like, what the hell was that?
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Chapter 8: What P.O. Box surprises do they reveal?
Yeah. He's so like... I know. You know who's really chill? Sometimes I was like, get your hands out of your fucking hand warmers. The chillest guy of all time. Jalen Ouch? No. I mean, he's chill like off the field. On the field, he's like very not chill. Is he screaming? I don't know if he still does it. Who's chill though? Week one, Cam Ward. Oh my God, yeah. He was so cool. So cool.
I don't really watch the Titans.
It seems like he's ass.
It can't really be cool when your team sucks balls. But I don't think it's his fault. Yeah, it's probably not. I think he's good. He's a cool, fun-to-watch QB. Dude, he was walking around. He was awesome. He was very nonchalant. He was swaggy. I liked that. You know who else is swaggy? Who? On our team. The swaggiest guy in football, kind of. On our team? Yeah. Sutton. Pats are tan. Pats are tan.
Fucking so swaggy. Very swaggy. He's good, too. He's good as shit. He is good. All right. We had a lot of swaggy guys, though. Yeah, we did. Benito was cool. Very cool. Cooper feels like a- I love our team. Yeah, same. Singleton. I got Bengals plus five and a half against the Bills. I like that pick. Joseph Burrow's back. Yeah, Joseph Burrow's back, and it's absolutely must win.
Yeah, they're out. Yeah, I mean, but it's like there's a 7% chance. They're going to try really hard to win. Yeah, I guess there is a path. They're not mathematically eliminated. They are, but they're not. They're like, let's do it. They're like, I really want to win today. They need a lot of help from the Ravenclaws. Yeah, they're not going to, yeah.
But then again, I guess they just beat the Ravenclaws. Do they have the Ravenclaws again? Let me just look that up. If they have the Ravenclaws again, then you have the... Because then you pick up almost like two games. Right. Yeah. And you have the tiebreaker over them if you beat them twice. So do they have them again? So they're probably like, let's win this foosball game, man.
They do have them again. Okay. All right. Okay. So they're not out of it. So they're going to... And then they need some help from the Steelers as well. Yeah. And they might be a little... The Steelers look like they stink. Joseph Burrow might be a little rusty, whatever, but... Damn, that's... They're going to try. The Bills probably are like, we're down to lose.
Yeah, I mean, the Bills... Honestly, if they... It's selfish if they win. Because then it just ruins... It's like in baseball sometimes when a team is out of the playoffs. Like when the Rockies had to beat the Padres and they were out of it. It's like, if you guys don't forfeit, you're such dicks. I think the argument for the Bills would be that they are a Super Bowl contender. Yeah.
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