The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Mullets

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jack is weighing up the pros and cons of growing his hair out into a mullet. Christian wants to hear from the oldest mullet we can find.See omnystudio...

FULL: Kung Fu Friday

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we go through the Double Thumbs Up and find out what Christian Jack and Patsy are giving their thumbs up to this weekend. Also, the final b...

MINI: Final Billboards

10 Feb 2023

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On our final day of Win A Billboard, it's a a Friday Free For All!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Shark Rod

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Selling your unwanted goods for you on the Thursday Trading Post! (and on 136 Billboards) Part 2 of Always on Call, and celebrating international Pizz...

MINI: Always On Call

09 Feb 2023

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Do you have a job where you end up always on call? Friends and family always asking for help or advice?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

FULL: My Son, The Tortoise

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Once again we hand over control over the billboard to the kids of Melbourne! 6 word week so far, timewasters and the latest scoop on the upcomign Robb...

MINI: Cassie's Billboard

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After an overwheling response to Cassie's billboard message in search of a date, we're down to 3 lucky bachelors, who will Cassie choose for her date?...

FULL: A Few Good Creeps

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Patsy needs advice, Christian got conned into a shopping trip and the big book of listeners returns!   Don't forget, Christian has 136 Billboards all...

MINI: Small Secrets

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently at least 80% of us all have a small secret we're keeping all to ourselves. Christian's is... he's a secret Married At First Sight junkie!Se...

FULL: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With 136 Billboards

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oldest friendships, unusal investments, caravans and Mary Poppins. This week Christian has 136 Billboards all around Melbourne. What message needs to ...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you hear something not quite right when you listen to a song? Your favourite tracks will never sound the same and if you've got your own suggestion...

FULL: A Friar With Long Hair

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got some big moments on the show today, plus Timewasters, Double Thumbs Up and lots moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Billboards

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another amazing day of Billboards on the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: I'm Going Through Manopause

02 Feb 2023

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Big day of billboards, musts, and lots moreeeeeeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: You Must

02 Feb 2023

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We all love a good recommendationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FUL: Pepsi Truck

01 Feb 2023

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Another big day of billboards, school stories, Jack's attempts at welcoming his family home, and lots moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: School Famous

01 Feb 2023

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What did you become famous at school for?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Sorry Mitch

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Billboards are live and being updated by Jack, so all bets are off!  What were you famous for at school?Big Book of Listeners continues!See omnystud...

MINI: The Proposal

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Over the next two weeks, we're putting your messages up on billboards all over Melbourne. and fair to say, this one did not go as plannedSee omnystud...

FULL: A Male Karen

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got billboards for days! Plus all your favourites, timewasters, misheard lyrics and lots more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

MINI: 6 Word Weekend

30 Jan 2023

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Tell us about your weekend in six words or lessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Misheards

30 Jan 2023

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We loe hearing all the lyrics you've gotten wrong!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: One Lone Sock

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Running headlong into the weekend with the Rolls Royce of Toilets up for grabs, Jack's had an accusation thrown his way, and Patsy is all about toothp...

MINI: Knock Off Friday

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We want to hear what's got you excited about the best time of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Tornado Flush

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hear more marvellous details about the TOTO Bidet, your weak claims to fame, Jack's tribulations home alone, and lots moreSee omnystudio.com/listen...

MINI: Weak Claim To Fame

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of the week! We want to hear all your weakest claims to fame!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: It's Winky Time

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We want to hear more of your potential Billboard suggetsions, times you've had an exorbitant bill, and your long engagementsSee omnystudio.com/listene...

Mini: Bidet

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christian and Co. have discovered the glory of the BidetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Half-Arsed Punchlines

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Coming off a big weekend for Jack, we have a huge announcement, misheards, your stories and lots moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

MINI: Six Word Weekend

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We want to hear hour your weekend went in six wordsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of the week, time to hear your misheard lyricsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Won't Sell To You, Doesn't Benefit Me

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Double Thumbs Up: Where we tell you what we're into this week, Citizen's Arrests, School Rumours, Knock Off Friday and Christian O'Connell Bad News Br...

MINI: Citizen's Arrest

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After chaos at the tennis, we want to know: Have you ever witnessed or conducted a citizen's arrest?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL: I Fell in Love with Her Side Profile

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're filling the show with songs about animals, talking about your marketplace purchases, and the strange places you met someoneSee omnystudio.com/li...

MINI: Marketplace

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What have you bought or sold in the marketplace?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: My Other Show Is A Porsche

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're bringing back the bumper sticker! What should our slogan be? Plus your weakest claims to fame, and your Suburban Fun FactsSee omnystudio.com/lis...

MINI: Weak Claim to Fame

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's back for 2023 - What are your weakest claims to fame?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: How do you like them towels?

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about the towel, do you like it soft or scratchy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Frozen Chips are the Main Pressure Point

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to delve further into the Hash Brown shortage of '23. We get into some celebrity spotting, and what's the shortest holidays you've been on?S...

MINI: Short Holiday

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking for the shortest and longest holiday's you've been on!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Meet The Suburbs

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christian found out that there are over 1025 suburbs in Melbourne, he wants a chance to get to know every one of them, thanks to you!See omnystudio.co...

FULL: You've Got Fungal

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for 2023 and hitting the ground running with... Fungal infections? Hear all the goss from the Christmas break! What did Christian get unde...

MINI: Hashbrown Shortage

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christian has uncovered the first scandal of 2023 - Hold onto your potatos, it's going to be a bumpy ride!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Regift

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jack had a bad habit he's determined to break in 2023See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Best of: Misheard Lyrics Part 2

08 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Every week you blow us away with your Misheard lyrics – here are some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of 2022. If you’d like to submit yours for 2...

Mini: Best Of: Phone Topics of 2022

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Every morning you build the show with your awesome stories. We’ll throw up phone topics like Have You Saved An Animals Life, What Stunk and Why Were...

MINI: Best Of: Christian's Dad Stories

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a year of landmarks for Christian with one daughter turning 16 and another becoming an adult and finishing schoolSee omnystudio.com/listen...

MINI: Best of: Jack Post

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a huge year for our Jacky Boy – he became a father, went to America and watched his beloved Essendon fall to pieces. An enigma as always...

MINI: Best Of: Arguments

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes it gets very heated in the studio between the team, and sometimes even, with you the listeners. It also always seems to be over the smallest...

MINI: Best of: Patsy

18 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She’s the Queen of Werribee and the Queen of this show. Here are our favourite, most wonderfully unhinged moments from our favourite news hound.See ...

MINI: Best of: Weak Claims To Fame

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Every Wednesday you tell us your weakest claims to fame so we grabbed some of the weakest of the year. If you have a weak claim to fame you want to ge...

MINI: Best of: A-Z of the Nineties

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This year we launched A To Z of the 90s, where we look at what 90s memories each letter of the alphabet stirs up. Next year we’ll be doing the A-Z O...

MINI: Best Of: Misheard Lyrics Part 1

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Every week you blow us away with your Misheard lyrics – here are some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of 2022. If you’d like to submit yours for 2...

FULL: Ooga Booga

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

counting down to the next Soccaroos match in the World Cup, we've got carpark wanderings, spoilt pets, weak claims to fame, and lots more Learn more a...

MINI: Shortest Victory Lap

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When have you celebrated a victory, just for it to fall over during the victory lap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee ...

MINI: Pampered Pets Part 2

30 Nov 2022

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We want to know who spoils there pets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

FULL: Are You Saying The King Is Hairless

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stolen Milk, Luxurious pets, Oldest Young workers, and lots more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/list...

MINI: Spoiled Pets

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have a pet that you do a lot for? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

MINI: Stolen

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jack suffered from an Oak Milk Thief - What have you had stolen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/list...

FULL: Leakage At The Morgue

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Into the final week of the show, and it's all happening. Jack's setting up the bowling match of the century, christian's got new pants, and patsy's hu...

MINI: Pants

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Christian may have scarred his daughter over the weekend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your weekly dose of lyrics gone wrong! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

FULL: Come See The Baby Man

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

rounding our your week with some big facts, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Killer Facts

25 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have any killer facts to share with the team? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

FULL: It Was A Lady Fluke

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The day after team bowling, cordial, brushes with fame, and drive thrus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.c...

MINI: Cordial

24 Nov 2022

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Is cordial an acceptable drink for adults? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

MINI: Brush with Fame

24 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When have you had a minor brush with fame? We're building a human body of minor famous moments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

FULL: GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kicking off the World Cup Goal-a-thon, plus your crawling stories, Jack's wife's unfortunate day, and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

MINI: Crawling

23 Nov 2022

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Crawling is all well and good when you're a kid, but crawling as an adult is something entirely different Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

MINI: Weak Claim to Fame

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

have you had a brush with fame so weak that it barely even counts? We want to hear it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesS...

FULL: I Am The Cheese Man

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're launching the Big Book of Listeners, plus moments that didn't work out for the best, and the guys are taking bets on The Australian's teams chan...

MINI: She Won't Be Right

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We love our local Montague St Bridge, but unlike her, what couldn't you say, "she'll be right," to? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

MINI: Big Book of Listeners

22 Nov 2022

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We want to put together our own Book of Records. Move over Guiness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/li...

FULL: Goldilocks And The Three Buses

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

kicking off your week right with plenty of misheards and more to brighten your morning Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesS...

MINI: Parental Advisement

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We want to know what you were warned about as a child Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

MINI: Song Detective

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jack's been humming a song that he doesn't know the name of, what is it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio....

FULL: What Kind Of Meat Did Grubby Get?

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have a winner for our 20k entertainment upgrade, plus caller of the week and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

MINI: Knock off Friday

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the best part of the week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

FULL: I'm A Goofball

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rolling through the week with hallway injuries, Pam's first Pizza, Serenades and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

MINI: House of Pain

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the house pain, where we take you through the different rooms of the house and the ways you've injured yourself in them Learn more about yo...

MINI: Pam's Pizza

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Earlier this week, Pam told us that she'd never had a pizza - even though she's 81 years old. Well, today was the day it finally happened! Learn more ...

FULL: Damn You Smell Good

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've got your weak claims to fame, more serenades, no substitutes and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee om...

MINI: 6 Word Week

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tell us how your week is going in exactly 6 words Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

MINI: No Substitute

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What is your go to brand that you could never substitute? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener fo...

FULL: Burger Virgin

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patsy has a secret exposed, Jack admits to something he's never had, and we hear more of your beautiful serenades! Learn more about your ad choices. V...

MINI: Never Had

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Who has managed to go through their lives without having going to/doing/ having something big? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

FULL: Emo Superman

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We hear all about Patsy's brush with Dua Lipa. Plus your 6 word weekends, and you Serenade for the Upgrade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

MINI: First concert

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patsy took her daughter to her first concert over the weekend, do you remember your first concert? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

MINI: Dissapointing Tourist Traps

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever visited a world famous attraction that let you down? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/li...

FULL: November Is A Bad Month For Dragonboat Racing

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Big moments on today's show - How many hampers have you raised money for? How has jack dug himself into a hole? Will Patsy make it to Dua Lipa? Learn ...

MINI: Knock Off Friday

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's ask the best question of the week! When are you knocking off and what are your plans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

MINI: Jumping Off

11 Nov 2022

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As a kid, one of the best things in life is the feeling of jumping off something onto something else Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

FULL: Give Him Two Fistfuls Of Ham

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we found out about the body's most useless organ according to Jack. Bedroom injuries were on the table and we heard the tale of the lost roomba ...

MINI: Dua Lipa tickets

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chrisitan surprised Patsy with the chance to win some Dua Lipa tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.co...

MINI: Bedroom Injuries

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How did you injure yourself in the bedroom? Something innocent, or doing the "Mambo No. 5"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

FULL: The Deli Nazi

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're on a quest for police uniforms and underpants. Along the way we've got moon meditations and deli counter drama Learn more about your ad choices....

MINI: Oldest Underpants

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking for the oldest pair of underpants! Have you been wearing them? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystu...

MINI: Police Uniform

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jack is putting a request out into the universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

FULL: A Violent, Vigorous Wiggle

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We want to hear your "Uh-Oh" stories, your tales of broken glass, and if there's anyone who will babysit for Jack. Plus we continue to raise funs for ...

MINI: Broken Windows

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We want to hear your stories about broken windows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...