The Christian O’Connell Show

FULL: Kids Can Be Funny

07 Oct 2022

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Wrapping up your Friday the only way we know how. Thumbs up, knock offs and lots more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSe...

MINI: Cancer Survival Stories

06 Oct 2022

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We heard from several cancer survivors this week, including our beloved Patrina Jones. Here are their survival stories Learn more about your ad choice...

FULL: It Won't Turn Off

06 Oct 2022

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We've got your stories of turn offs, brown rice, 16th birthday presents and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesS...

MINI: Technical difficulties

06 Oct 2022

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Have you ever struggled to turn something off? (people excluded) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/list...

MINI: Late to the Party

06 Oct 2022

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We love hearing from you no matter what you're talking about or how long its been. We call it late to the party Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

FULL: Move Faster, Dress Warmer

05 Oct 2022

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More household injuries, names and careers that match, your weak claims to fame, and country tough folks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...

MINI: Weak Claim to Fame

05 Oct 2022

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We love hearing about your brushes with fame, especially if they're tenuous Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystu...

MINI: Nominative Determinism Returns!

04 Oct 2022

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Do you have a name that matches your job? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

FULL: We Sell Dead People's Stuff

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Big Day - Can Patsy put the phone down? Who's had a bit of an accident around the house? And what is the deal with cops on bikes? Learn more about you...

MINI: What did you bring back from holidays?

04 Oct 2022

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We all love a good souvenir. what did you bring back from your holidays that was a little different? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

MINI: Garden Injuries

04 Oct 2022

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going through the dangerous rooms in the house, when have you had a garden injury Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee om...

FULL; You're Not Having A Cheese Kransky

03 Oct 2022

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Back from break with Tattoos, suburban wives, cheese kranskies and much more. Plus Patsy shares a very heartfelt, personal story Learn more about your...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

02 Oct 2022

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You know what time it is! Get all you misheard lyrics here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener ...

MINI: What does your Tattoo mean?

02 Oct 2022

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There's a lot of tattoos out there that have a hidden meaning, what's yours? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystu...

MINI: Best Of The Weakest Claims To Fame

28 Sep 2022

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Every Wednesday you tell us your weakest claims to fame. The weaker the better so we grabbed the weakest of the year so far. If you have a weak claim ...

MINI: Best Of Nominative Determinism

27 Sep 2022

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We found a new segment called Nominative Determinism, the theory that our names can influence our jobs and week after week you’ve helped us prove it...

MINI: Best Of The Misheard Lyrics

26 Sep 2022

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Every week we are blown away with your Misheard lyrics – Let’s play some of our favourite Hall Of Famers of the year so far! If you’d like to su...

FULL: Put Your Car On The Line

21 Sep 2022

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We've got your mid-week knock off stories, caller of the week, and the event we've all been waiting for is here! Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

MINI: Live from the Bowls' Club

21 Sep 2022

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The day is finally here, our listeners have put their cars on the line for $5000. Who can kick a footy over the most cars to win! Learn more about you...

FULL: The Greatest Show On Earth

20 Sep 2022

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We've got a breakdown on yesterdays proceedings, and the Australian attempt at coverage. Plus your unbelievable stories, Names that fit your job, and ...

MINI: Believe it or Not

20 Sep 2022

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We love a story that's a little unbelievable Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

MINI: Nominative Determinisim - Nurse Please!

20 Sep 2022

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Sometimes your name matches your job a little too well. Tell us about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio...

FULL: The Kahuna

19 Sep 2022

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Kicking off your week with Queuing, lyrics gone wrong, and touching things! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystud...

MINI: Misheards

19 Sep 2022

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What lyrics have you absolutely mangled? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

MINI: Had to Queue

19 Sep 2022

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What's the longest you've stood in the queue? Hours? Days?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener ...

FULL: Operation Sundown

16 Sep 2022

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Rounding out the week with your weekend plans, double thumbs up, funeral stories and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

MINI: The Proposal

15 Sep 2022

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We had a plea from an anonymous caller, can we plan a proposal? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: What happened at the Funeral?

15 Sep 2022

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We want to know what went wrong at the funeral! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

FULL: Tennis Balls In Stockings

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Naked Injuries, Pet Psychics, your Relationship No Go items and lots more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio...

MINI: Larry, The Professor

14 Sep 2022

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We had Marina D, Pet Psychic, do a reading for our pets. Here are the readings of Christian's and Jack's animals Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

MINI: Love It, Hate It

14 Sep 2022

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There are lots of things in a marriage that one person loves, and the other hates. What's it for you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

FULL: The Scandinavians Know Parking

14 Sep 2022

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We've got a location for "Put your Car on the Line," plus Patsy had a bingle, Jack's in trouble, and we hear why you missed out Learn more about your ...

MINI: Weak Claim To Fame

14 Sep 2022

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We want to hear your weak claims to fame! When have you come close to someone famous? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSe...

FULL: Isn't Life Wonderful

13 Sep 2022

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Another weird and wonderful day on the show - some useless facts, kitchen disasters and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

MINI: Kitchen Injuries

13 Sep 2022

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Turns out one of the most dangerous places in the house is the kitchen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.co...

MINI: Maths Problem

13 Sep 2022

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Christian discovered a personal conundrum when helping his daughter with her maths homework Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

FULL: Celebrating Impregnated Mum

12 Sep 2022

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Today we decipher your text messages, we find out first players for next week's longest kick comp, and Patsy discovers a hidden talent Learn more abou...

MINI: 6 Word Weekend

12 Sep 2022

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We'd love to hear about your weekend, but only if you can tell us in exactly Six Words Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesS...

MINI: Damn I'm Getting Old

12 Sep 2022

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We all have those moments as we get older, when we realise just how old we are Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnys...

FULL: Larry Friday

09 Sep 2022

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The world has changed, and Christian and the team are still here putting together a show. Filled with royal facts, weak claims to fame, and Pasty's in...

MINI: Royal Weak Claim to Fame

09 Sep 2022

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We'd like to hear your stories of meeting the royal family... Or almost meeting them, in most cases. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

FULL: We Ended Up In The You Yangs

08 Sep 2022

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Big Chats on R U OK day. Plus our Footy Finals plan, UFO stories from around Australia, and What Christian got up to as a Teenager in the 90s Learn mo...

MINI: Australian X-Files

08 Sep 2022

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We all loved the X-files, and we all love a good UFO story, so let's hear yours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omn...

MINI: R U OK Day

07 Sep 2022

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R U OK Day is about havintg a conversation that could change a life. Christian and Jack shared a heartfelt chat on the show about Jack's journey of fa...

FULL: I'm Working On A Zamboni

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today is the day our lives changed because we found out about a chicken shop run by a robot. Plus we've got your weak claims to fame, and we're on the...

MINI: Six Word Week

06 Sep 2022

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Hitting the midway mark of the week, tell us about your week so far in exactly six words Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

MINI: Nominative Determinism

06 Sep 2022

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Do you have a name that matches your job? That's nominative determinism, and we want to hear about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

FULL: Might I Say

06 Sep 2022

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We're putting together the ultimate footy kick competition, but we need your cars! Patsy's been on calling the help desk, and Jack's experimenting wit...

MINI: Dad Jobs

05 Sep 2022

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Do you know what your parent does? Or do you just have a vague idea? We'd like to hear about it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

MINI: Never Have I Ever

05 Sep 2022

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After watching a viral video about an old man eating a cheeseburger, Christian wants to know what you've never done Learn more about your ad choices. ...

FULL: We All Love Uncle Kracker

05 Sep 2022

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And we're back! After a week or two of illnesses and the spicey cough, the team is back together! We've got a father's day recap, Jack's weekend away,...

MINI: Jack's Boy's Weekend

05 Sep 2022

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Jack hosted a boys weekend, but there were a few provisos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener f...

MINI: The Father's Day Lunch

05 Sep 2022

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Christian and Jack hosted their father's day lunch at the Colonial Hotel, and it was lovely to see so many dads finally get the lunch they deserve! Le...

FULL: A Message from Christian

02 Sep 2022

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Christian’s been off sick all this week, but has left a very special message to start the Podcast.He’s back with Jack and Patsy on Monday 5th of ...

MINI: Stand By Your Band

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone has a band or song you're maybe a little embarrassed to admit you like, that guilty pleasure listening.Ronan Keating, Xanadu and Boney M? Lea...

MINI: Went Into Bunnings For One Thing

01 Sep 2022

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Funnels, Jackhammers, Lightbulbs.. and a whole lot of WD-40? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener...

MINI: I Turned My Back For One Moment..

31 Aug 2022

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I turned my back for one moment. Words every parent has uttered in horror. What happened when you had your back turned?Featuring destroyed art install...

MINI: 3 Topic Tuesday

29 Aug 2022

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Today we're asking three questions.Have you seen anyone famous in the gym? What don't you have? (after Christian met someone without fingerprints) and...

MINI: Why Were you Airborne?

29 Aug 2022

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Patsy told an amazing story about being attacked by a goat, so we wanted to know... Why were you airborne? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

FULL: Hold My Lute

26 Aug 2022

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Wrapping up the week with a social media blitz campaign, Knock Off Friday, and more trials and tribulations from Jack's upcoming Boys' Weekend Learn m...

MINI: Knock Off Friday

25 Aug 2022

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It's the best question of the week - When are you knocking off, and what are you up to over the weekend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

25 Aug 2022

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We have some recommendations for your viewing pleasure with this week's double thumbs up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

FULL: Boys Weak-End

25 Aug 2022

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Can Jack figure out the mess he got himself into, and score some free labour while he's at it? Plus your confiscations, your all-Australian team, and ...

MINI: All Australian

25 Aug 2022

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We want to hear who would be in your ultimate "All-Australian" team, dead or alive, and from any walk of life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

MINI: Confiscated

25 Aug 2022

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What did you have at school that got taken off you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

FULL: Horny Bat Signal

24 Aug 2022

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Christian's got car troubles, we've got your week claims, and Jack's got a lad's weekend to organise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

MINI: Father's Day Lunch

24 Aug 2022

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We're trying to put together a lunch to make up for all those lacklustre father's days! Who wants in?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

MINI: Nominative Determinism

24 Aug 2022

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There are rare few of us with amazing names, especially to do with our work. So if you're one of the lucky ones with a name that matches your job, we ...

FULL: Africa Time

23 Aug 2022

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Amazing stories from listeners today! You made us say wow, you fell asleep, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

MINI: Make Us Say Wow

23 Aug 2022

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We want to hear your stories that make us say wow. Like this absolutely amazing tale of survival Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

MINI: Weird Place to fall asleep

23 Aug 2022

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We want to know the strange places you've fallen asleep Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for ...

FULL: I Did Not Call 'The Vault'

22 Aug 2022

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We've got your misheard lyrics, tickets to the best Father's Day event in Austrlia, and much more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

MINI: Date Night

22 Aug 2022

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Jack finally had a date night over the weekend, so how did it go? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/lis...

MINI: Misheard Lyrics

22 Aug 2022

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We want to know the lyrics you've heard wrong! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

FULL: Will Ray Ray Give Me A Cuddle?

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rounding out the week with Double Thumbs Up, Found Treasure, Fathers Day super powers and lots more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

MINI: Found Treasure

18 Aug 2022

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We want to hear about the times you've found treasure! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for p...

MINI: One Second Winner

18 Aug 2022

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Every week Patsy and Jack go head to head, guessing the songs from the 90s based on one second of audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

FULL: There Should Only Be One

18 Aug 2022

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We're setting up for the Father's Day Event of the year! We've got more of your missing pet stories, amazing coincidences and lots more! Learn more ab...

MINI: Patsy's Reading Club

18 Aug 2022

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We finally got a chance to hear Patsy's take on The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSe...

MINI: What Are the Chances

18 Aug 2022

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We love a good coincidence, and these certainly qualify Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for ...

FULL: Church Is Dead

17 Aug 2022

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A big day of revelations... Patsy reveals her ultimate bucket list item, Christian unveals his celebrity studded show opener, and we hear about your p...

MINI: Job's in the Name

17 Aug 2022

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Does your name match your job? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Weak Claims to Fame

17 Aug 2022

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We love hearing about your celebrity encounters - no matter how weak they are! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnys...

FULL: Cowabunga, Friends!

16 Aug 2022

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Your Wow Stories, tales of the almost fired, and more funny business names! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystud...

MINI: WhatsApp

16 Aug 2022

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Another look into the secret dealings of a men's WhatsApp group Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/liste...

MINI: New Couch!

16 Aug 2022

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Patsy's getting a new couch after months of waiting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

FULL: The Chef Who Cried Wolf

15 Aug 2022

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Misheards, secret dinners, shaggy horses and lots more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for p...

MINI: Poo Bags

15 Aug 2022

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The age old debate, is it ok to put your poo bags in someone else's bin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio....

MINI: Chicken Tonight

15 Aug 2022

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Christian's dirty little secret has been revealed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

FULL: Arrest My Father, He's Embarrassing Me

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a big weekend ahead for everyone on the show! Will Christian make it to the Dee's game on Saturday? Will Patsy watch her comedy of errors? And...

MINI: Pie Man

12 Aug 2022

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This week Christian brought out the big guns - Pie Man! Handing out 100 hot pies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee om...

MINI: One Second Winner

12 Aug 2022

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Jack and Pats go head to head! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Who Stole The Michelin Man?

11 Aug 2022

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Lots of good stuff on the show, animal saves, stolen windscreens, and Jack and Christian delve into the mysterious cesspit of Men's whatsapp groups Le...

MINI: Stolen

11 Aug 2022

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We wanted to you to start a convo with Christian with this line... "You wouldn't belive what got stolen..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

MINI: Who Saved Who

11 Aug 2022

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did you save an animal, or did an animal save you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

FULL: Man Grapes

10 Aug 2022

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We've got some work dream "Analysis," magpie whisperers and lots more on the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee o...

MINI: Weak Claims

10 Aug 2022

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We want to hear your weak claims to fame! No claim is too Weak!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/list...

MINI: Magpies

10 Aug 2022

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If you've ever been in Australia during Magpie season, you know it's not always safe to take a nice walk in the park. So who's got advice for avoiding...

FULL: Who Stole Rhonda Brown's Bin?

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we celebrated the memories we share of the great Olivia Newton John. And we found out about an egregious crime that occured over night regarding...

MINI: Make Us Say Wow

09 Aug 2022

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We want to hear the things about you, that will make us say wow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/list...