12 Days Of TCB: Spirits, Enter Me!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello, is this Jesus? No, this is Patrick.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus.
Oh, yeah, dancers and prancers, welcome back to the 12 Days of TCB. I'm Brian Green. This is Kristen Joy Hoadley, also known as Mrs. Claus. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Mr. Claus is probably at home in his little Santa Claus apron with his ass cheeks hanging out.
Yes.
Flipping some yackas for breakfast. Some flapjacks. Indeed. Chrissy, there's great excitement around the Green household, and I'll explain why. By the way. Santa's coming. Santa is not coming. Well, Santa is coming. Oh, he's not coming. Santa's coming.
No Christmas for you kids.
I know. You little shits. Uh, Santa's coming for the kids, but not for blue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, we don't, we stopped getting blue treats for Christmas because it's very expensive. And does the dog really fucking know the difference? Honestly, no. She'll get to run in the wrapping paper and bark at us while we're doing it. Uh, there's a lot of excitement in the green household because yesterday, as we're recording this yesterday, Disney and BBC have announced they will in fact be making... The seminal cartoon that has taken the world by storm, Bluey, into a full-length feature film. And everybody is on board. The guy who makes the music, which is wonderful. All of the character voices.
And the original creator is going to write the story. Two hours of Bluey in one contiguous sitting. I cannot fucking wait. Because for those of you who have never watched Bluey, and I'll explain something in one second about how this is one of the most talked about topics about TCB, at least locally here where I am. Bluey is really 12-minute episodes. They're so cute. Yeah, they're 12-minute episodes, and then they run two of them back-to-back with a commercial in between. So the episodes are really short. And matter of fact, they have a few special episodes that are 30 minutes long. But some of these stories, you know they could get more running room out of and make you cry even more than you already do at fucking Bluey.
Where I live, when people find out that we do the commercial breaks, obviously they want to go listen. They want to know more about it. So some of the children that the kids go to school with, their parents have obviously found out through the grapevine that the commercial break exists. That makes me highly embarrassed to go to any function where parents are. Yes, I get very anxious about going to functions, especially people that I don't know. I know they're looking at me and most of them with a look of disdain. How could they let that man and his children in my school? But you know what? It is what it is.
It is. We have to embrace it after all this time. It took a while, but we have to.
Yes. Listen, I do embrace it. It's five years in. It's something that I do. I'm not as embarrassed as I used to be, but I do still get a red face when people ask. I do want to crawl in a hole and die every time I go to a function like a birthday party and someone asks me what I do. I say I'm in advertising sales. Yes. And then they say, what does that mean? Right. And then by like the fifth question, I'll go, well, we're content creators. And then they go, oh, so you like what? And I'm like, oh, it's a pod. What's the name of the podcast? I'll look it up right now.
What exciting news about Bluey was shared?
Every time. Fuck you. Actually, most parents are really cool about it.
Yeah.
Most of the people that we know are really cool about it. And one of the things I have heard most often from people who like the show and then end up listening to it is this, especially if they have kids. I started watching Bluey because of you, Brian. And now I like it. I've heard this four or five times. And that makes me proud that the commercial break has done one fucking good deed in its entire life. Bluey is such a great cartoon. It is. For adults and for children. The lessons are not—they don't beat you up over the head with the lessons, but they're life lessons that everybody needs to learn.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–3:31
2
What exciting news about Bluey was shared?
3:31–17:09
3
How does the podcast discuss the connection between Pokémon and religion?
17:09–20:13
4
What are the implications of Pokémon cards according to the preacher?
20:13–21:48
5
How does the podcast analyze the role of Dungeons & Dragons?
21:48–54:50