A Meaty P-Trap

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Unknown Guest 1:30
The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.
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Bryan Green 1:41
The pipe is only so big, and if it gets a lot of stuff stuck in there, it's going to back up. So I thought, well, yeah, it's probably the meat, babe. Probably the meat. So now we're on our way to Chuck E. fucking Cheese for one of my kids' birthdays, and now I've got a full-blown emergency under my sink. I've got a bunch of meat stuck in my P-trap. If you don't know what a P-trap is, look it up. I'm not going to explain it here.
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Bryan Green 2:11
Welcome back to the commercial break again. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy. Holy best to you, Kristen.
Krissy Hoadley 2:19
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 2:20
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. You don't know it, but that's the seventh time I've said that to you in the last couple of minutes.
Krissy Hoadley 2:26
Best to you, Brian. Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 2:28
Best to you.
Unknown Guest 2:28
Best to you.
Bryan Green 2:29
No, no, no, no. Best to you. How we doing? We okay? Everyone recording? All right, good. Christina and everybody else learning the ropes here in the brand new studio.
Krissy Hoadley 2:39
We're still learning.
Bryan Green 2:40
Yeah, we're still learning. We went without a studio TV for like four days. And then Brian decided this morning at six o'clock in the morning that we probably needed to see someone we're going to talk to later on today.
Unknown Guest 2:51
Yeah.
Bryan Green 2:51
So I rushed to Best Buy, asked for a very specific television. That guy was like, you know what you want. Then tried to sell me on another television.
Unknown Guest 2:58
Right.
Bryan Green 2:58
And I was like, dude, I've been through it. Can you please get me the TV? I don't have long. People are dialing in from the UK. Anyway, check out, speaking of the UK, check out Russell Howard, our guest this week. Very lovely, talented, popular comedian in the UK making his way to the United States for another round of tour dates on the West Coast. All the information is in the show notes from Tuesday's episodes. We sure do hope you go watch it. I am currently watching my new favorite obsession, The Fish Tank. viewer it's called the fish tank it's a house somewhere in the united states of america where they give people free room and board and the catch is they are being videotaped 24 hours a day i think except for the bathrooms i don't know because i didn't actually pay to watch the site but i keep on watching their instagram there's very few people that are onto this right now but it is literally a fish tank and you are viewing crazy people living together in a crazy situation isn't that big brother

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