Episode #688: Bryan is the Oracle's Oracle!! But he refuses to use his power to enrich himself. But fear not, Bryan is right on top of the Ice Penis trend and Baylen Out Loud. He traded financial comforts for TCB embarrassments. The AI bubble Super Bowl commercial's for TCB Times Square billboards, The kids see paparazzi Blue is back Ice penis Bryan turns a corner on a Logan Bro Outdoor Brothers Baylen out Loud has got Bryan watching 90 Day Fiancé has jumped the shark! Little Ed won't come on TCB 8 hours "Wrap Up Show" is waaaayyyy too much Watch episode #688 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: NSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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I am an oracle oracle, if you don't mind. An oracle oracle.
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Chapter 2: How much do Super Bowl commercials cost?
Yeah.
And we can take that and look at that in our own modern day with the Israelis and the Palestinians. At least they're not. At least the Israelis. At least there's some break in it right now.
God, I know. It was awful.
Oh, it's terrible on all sides. It's just fucking horrible. Anyway, on to nicer things. Ice penis. Ice penis.
I've been excited to hear about this.
Ice penis is a new thing. It's all the rage in Canada, apparently. Ice penis. Well, it's cold enough. It's cold enough. It was cold there for, I mean, it was really cold there for a little while.
Like what, negative 50 or something?
In Canada? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was negative 45 here in North Dakota, I think, for a couple of days. Negative 45. I can't imagine.
Ice cold.
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Chapter 3: What is the Ice Penis trend?
I can't think of it. No, not the luge. No, not the luge. We wouldn't want a luge anywhere near that. Not the shuffleboard, but you know. What is that? That's my favorite sport. I know.
It's one of my favorite sports. It is your favorite sport.
I know. Let's see here. Winter Olymp.
Because we were laughing about how there's the person that just does that.
Yes, that person. We need somebody to come in with a big scrub brush and scrub his curling. We need a curler to come in and scrub brush his penis right off the ice. That's what we need. A little bit of a laugh.
Laugh!
That's got to be the most painful thing in the world.
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Chapter 4: What happens when you get stuck to ice?
What's the healing part of that, too? You have to bandage it up? Yeah.
Get home, microwave your penis, get it warmed up.
A couple of warm baths, I guess. I mean, a nice. Well, there's skin that's been removed, though.
There's got to be. He had to have had skin removed. I mean, first of all, why are you pulling him to do that? Well, I guess when you're face down on the ground and your penis is stuck, like what? What's the other option? You can't even get under him. Depending on how large his penis is. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
And if the shaft and the balls are stuck to it, there's not much you can do but just pour some water down there and hope he gets unstuck. Or are you just creating an additional ice bath that, you know, are now you encasing his penis in ice? If it is that cold outside, maybe that was the thought. This is really a conundrum.
And I wonder, they don't say because they said that the police did, the first responders did not. We're not clear about how exactly they got this guy unstuck. I would think just take a piss. Just take a piss and hopefully you get unstuck.
On demand. I don't know, though. That would be hard, you know, when you're clenched up, you're nervous.
Yeah, that's true. A lot of people watching you, pulling on you. You're still in fighting mode.
I'll get you. Dang, damn it.
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