Benevolent King Zan
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What humorous parenting advice does King Zan offer?
you can't just have one kid every only child i've ever known is weird they're weird i'll take a weirdo i'll take a little weirdo give me a little weirdo instead i got three kids that somehow all have the exact same villain origin story oh you can't have one kid they're not gonna have anybody to play with they don't play together they don't play together they don't even like each other they're enemies the closest they come to playing together is body slamming each other on the nugget sofas Okay? It's a fight club in here. Just have one and know some peace in your life. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
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Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the fans of my walls, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian. I made you the nicer one.
Yeah. As we're recording the VP debate last night, I'm over it. I'm officially over all of it. I know. All of it. Just get me to the voting booth. Let me do my duty as an American citizen and let World War III begin.
Yeah.
Oh, hey.
And let World War III begin. That's it. That's all I got to say.
I know. I'm so over it. I texted you that last night.
I was like, I can't. What a nightmare all around us. Just a nightmare. I mean, it really is pretty – it's a tense time for the entire world. It is. And thank God you got the commercial break because, quite frankly, we can't talk about serious stuff because we will get all the facts wrong. I will become a disinformation machine immediately. And I don't want to do that.
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I promise. Christy's going to go down and do Mempho. So actually, this will be airing, I think, the day that Mempho starts. Starts on Friday? Yes. Okay, so this will air the day of Mempho. So there you go. If you're in the Memphis area or you want to travel to the Memphis area, if you're close, then go ahead and get your tickets at memphofest.com. Great lineup. Jack White.com. And Jack White is also playing. I'm sorry. I forgot.
Diggable Planets.
Diggable Planets. Ah, yeah.
The Roots. Wow. Trey, Anastasia, Goose.
How does Hurricane Helene impact the discussion?
Okay. I imagine a Goose and Trey stage time together is possible.
Well, they're playing on different nights.
I still say that's possible. Yes, it could definitely be possible. I think it's happened once before, if I'm not mistaken. I think I saw that somewhere on the Fish page or something like that. I follow the fish page, although, you know, I find some of it. I love fish. I think fish is a great band. I really do. I love them. And I've been to a lot of live shows. But when I turned, like, 40, I was like, wow. I don't know that heroin and balloons are my thing anymore.
Plus, you have 30 kids.
Plus, I have 30 children. That's right. I started having 30 children right about when I turned 40. But anyway, so there you go. Memphofest.com.
It's starting today, so go get it.
Goddamn. Let's go to the parade of terribles that's going on right now.
First of all. Last weekend. Yeah. Well, I guess it would be two weekends before now, right?
Yeah, two weekends before now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous parenting advice does King Zan offer?
0:00–3:21
2
How does Hurricane Helene impact the discussion?
3:21–4:15
3
What scandal involves P. Diddy that is discussed?
4:15–8:31
4
What are the 10 ways to be an alpha male according to the guest?
8:31–11:38
5
How does the concept of the manosphere relate to the conversation?
11:38–13:43
6
What are the implications of misogynistic views shared by Zan?
13:43–16:58
7
What personal anecdotes does Zan share about relationships?
16:58–19:31
8
What legacy does the episode suggest we should consider?
19:31–57:09