Episode #724: Bryan & Krissy discuss the BP that has become the hottest dining spot in the Atl! NO joke...it's a gas station. Then, they recall a few nights at Magic City, the venerable strip club staple of the city. Plus, 23 & Me is selling your DNA to the highest bidder and an update on Fyre Fest 2 (or is it Fyre Fest One? Can you have Fyre Fest 2 if 1 never happened?) TCBit: Debbie Dublass wins the Crabapple Education Board election and has some thoughts to share with her supporters. Watch EP #724 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT's morning news. WSHIT, fair and almost balanced. In local news, crab apple-ians turned out in force. For yesterday's education department election, with almost 133 crab apple-ians going to the polls, it marks the largest turnout for any election in crab apple history. Debbie DuBois walks away victorious with 122 votes. of the 133 votes.
While Debbie has many Krabappelians' support, some citizens found her a controversial choice after she was accused of starting a gonorrhea outbreak on her block. Debbie wasted no time celebrating her victory. She had this to say to her supporters on her social media this morning.
I am fuckin' horny, goddammit. I am trying to wear some slutty man like a combination butt plug and backpack. Like, just shove that boner up my butthole and jump on my back. Cause we got chores to do and you're buying me lunch, bitch. Please book a cameo. Link in bio.
This is the third time Debbie has run for president of Crabapple's education department. While she won last election cycle, a judge ruled she would be unable to serve in that position after she admitted being in a throuple with two high school students. Along with her cameo, Debbie announced that she'll be minting the Double D meme coin.
She encouraged supporters, especially her elderly supporters, to dump as much of their retirement fund as possible into this non-securitized currency that has almost no value. Debbie explained this was not a grift, but simply a way for people to support a cause that also has almost no value. That's all the news that's fit to print for Crabapple. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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But it's just weird. I just don't know that I would go to the BP for dinner.
I kind of want to go now.
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