Hack Those Sticky Eyes!

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What is the story behind Roman Rachmaninovich?

News Reporter 0:04
And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community, a follow-up on a story 22 years in the making. Longtime Crabapple residents will remember the short-lived but meaningful Russian exchange student program that tugged at the hearts and the souls of the citizens of this great township. And some with a keen mind will recall the very first Russian exchange student, 42-year-old Roman Rachmaninovich. Roman was just a rather fresh-faced middle-aged man studying opera, at the local community college of Crabapple when he lost his chin, part of his tongue, and most of his nose in a terrible massage-related accident at Tina Tannin Tweeze. While Tina Tannin Tweeze continues to deny culpability, Roman harbors no ill feelings and made a triumphant return
News Reporter 1:02
to the Crabapple Community Theater this afternoon to give a rousing performance. And with very little pun, Crabapple took this one on the chin. Here now, Roman, with the Crabapple Community Volunteer Orchestra, covering the Beatles, Let It Be.
Let it be. Let it be. I wake up to the sound of music. Now the memory comes to me. Speaking of wisdom, let it be. Let it be.
News Reporter 3:19
He may not be able to smell what you're cooking or put on a helmet properly, but on behalf of the township of Crabapple, let me be the first to say post-dravinaj.
Ad Narrator 3:36
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Bryan Green 3:39
If there was a secret that you could use, some magic power, and on occasion, I will admit, on occasion, a hack works.

What are Bryan and Krissy's thoughts on hacks?

Krissy Hoadley 3:45
On occasion.
Bryan Green 3:46
And it's usually something your grandma was doing way back when.
Krissy Hoadley 3:48
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
Bryan Green 3:51
And like some weird tribal writing in a cave that's been lost for a generation, but now we've found it again.
Unknown Speaker 3:58
That's so true.
Bryan Green 3:59
Like lemon and vinegar really does clean. Yes. Noemi taught us that one, and we're still surprised that vinegar's cleaning the house.
Ad Narrator 4:09
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Bryan Green 4:19
Aw, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Krissy Hoadley 4:27
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 4:28
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this commercial break.
Krissy Hoadley 4:34
The only one you're going to need.
Bryan Green 4:36
Only one you'll ever need. Five minutes or less. Raw Dog It. Raw Dog It.
Krissy Hoadley 4:41
I like that little finger movement you did, too.
Bryan Green 4:43
You like that, when I kind of swooped in? Uh-huh. You'll have to check that out on YouTube.com. The commercial break! Hey, that guy who does Dr. Phil, is it Ryan Long who does Dr. Phil? Do you know who I'm talking about? The comedian who does the Dr. Phil live show? No. Have you seen this? Uh-uh. I think we've talked about it briefly on the show. There's another podcaster and comedian. I think his name is Ryan Long. And he does, like, he gets a bald cap on. He dresses up like Dr. Phil. And he does a whole live show called Dr. Phil Live. Oh, wow. Where he goes up and he pretends he's Dr. Phil. He talks to celebrities. He interacts with the audience. It's really funny, but my impression is better. That's all I got to say. Okay. You want to do a Phil off? We'll do a Phil off. I can do a Phil off. This is going to be a changing day in your life, I'm telling you right now. Grass greener on the other side, isn't it? Dr. Phil has found his way into controversy and infamy. He has been quite the nudnik as of late, running around.
Bryan Green 5:43
What happened to the Dr. Phil show? Couldn't he continue to do that? I don't know.
Krissy Hoadley 5:47
That was okay.
Bryan Green 5:48
My mom liked it.
Krissy Hoadley 5:49
Yeah, I think it might have run its course. But for him to jump straight into ice... Like, what are you doing? Catching people.
Bryan Green 5:59
Catching people near the border? Make sure everything's going okay. Oh, really? Okay. All right. Dr. Phil. Yeah, this is the part that really kind of gets me. And I don't want to go. I'm not going to go off on a tangent. So stay tuned. Don't press pause just yet. Not going to go off on a tangent. I'm just going to say this and this will be it. It surprises me and it infuriates me at times how content creators and other celebrities are just jumping over themselves.

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