Knock Him Out...Please
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What event is the podcast episode centered around?
Now that I'm a fashion designer, I'm in a tuple threat. Reality star, actress, singer-song reader, perfumist, IBS survivor, best-selling author of a book I didn't write. Catchphrase coiner, I'll take that with cheese. On this episode of The Commercial Break...
And I think Jake has made a mockery of boxing, though I do think he is a fighter that has some command of what he's doing. He's not a traditional boxer. He's more of a street brawler, but he's a big guy and he can swing his arm. I don't think they would have done the fight, moved forward. No, no, no. But let there be sweet justice in this universe and let him get the holy shit knocked out of him. I don't want to see the guy, like, permanently hurt. I just want to see Mike Tyson just hit him a couple times hard.
Knock him out.
Knock him out.
Please, Mike. Please. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
We certainly are, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Kristen Joy Oatley.
What are the hosts' thoughts on Jake Paul and Mike Tyson's upcoming fight?
Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Excuse me. I'm in the middle of watching the brand new trailer for Tom Cruise's new Mission Impossible movie where Tom is hanging onto an airplane that is doing circles that is like literally twisting in the sky. And he's hanging onto the airplane. And this is not a stunt double. This is Tom actually doing this. Who in the good fuck is allowing this to happen? He is 72? How old is he? 67? 68 years old? How old is Tom Cruise? He's got to be in his 60s, right? I think so. How old is that Scientologist guy? 62. He's 62 years old. And somehow Paramount, who I think makes, I think they make these movies, it's still allowing him to do these incredibly insane stunts.
If he dies, along with it goes some of the most, some of the only Big Ten stunts. gangbuster, for sure, making a billion dollar movies. And I don't know how they're letting him do this. Let the stunt double do it. You're 62, Tom. Don't you have children? They have Suri and Yuri and Fry and French Fry and something like that, right?
How do the hosts feel about the Paul brothers' impact on boxing?
And isn't he like the, you know, King Ak-Ak of the Scientology world? Like, how is Scientology letting him do this? That's my question. Isn't there somebody at Scientology going, hey, this guy goes and we got the only representative that has ever brought more people in the door is gone. That's it. He's gone. Yeah. I know. He likes to do all his own stunts. Nine times out of ten, I will wholly reject big tent pole kind of summer blockbuster movies. We've talked about this. Twisters and all this. I just wholly reject the idea of... CGI, big action sequence. I know they're popular for a reason because people tend to think they're good movies. They're fun. They're enjoyable. You go to the movies and you have a little two hours where you're not thinking about something else.
But I just don't get into those type of movies usually. But I do have to say that I caught the latest Mission Impossible on television, like on HBO, I don't know, maybe two months ago. And it was fun from beginning to end.
It is. I liked it a lot.
They're good movies. Yeah. I was like, okay, I get why people like this. Now, I haven't seen half of those Mission Impossible movies.
What personal experiences do the hosts share about road trips?
And now I'm looking forward to the next one coming out because I'm like, okay, now I get to see how the story finishes because it's a part one, part two. Is it really finished? How many have there been? Six, I think. Okay. How many? Let's see.
Hold on one second. Oh, my God. Siri doesn't want to fuck.
How many of those Mission Impossible movies starring that Scientologist guy has there been? Sig sounds about right. Yep. Hold on. Now it's an answer to something about Valentine's Day. How many Mission Impossible movies are there? There are... Why can't you just give me one simple answer? Right. Now I've got to go count them myself. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. There are seven of them with an eighth coming. With an eighth coming. Okay. With an eighth coming.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What event is the podcast episode centered around?
0:00–1:10
2
What are the hosts' thoughts on Jake Paul and Mike Tyson's upcoming fight?
1:10–2:25
3
How do the hosts feel about the Paul brothers' impact on boxing?
2:25–3:36
4
What personal experiences do the hosts share about road trips?
3:36–5:56
5
What are the hosts' views on dating red flags?
5:56–21:52
6
How do the hosts discuss their experiences with airport troubles?
21:52–31:24
7
What insights do the hosts provide about wills and inheritance?
31:24–40:46
8
What reflections do the hosts have on aging and spending habits?
40:46–57:36