Let's Get FERAL

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Unknown 0:00
Other planets have fall equinoxes.
Bryan Green 0:03
How do they celebrate on the equini?
Unknown 0:05
On Uranus, they go nuts.
Bryan Green 0:08
They... On this episode of the Commercial Break...
Unknown 0:18
We have a technique we call conversation. We have a technique we call talking.
Bryan Green 0:23
Now, get out your notepads. I'm about to blow your mind. By opening your mouth and making different vocal tones with your tongue and your throat, using your lips to support the vowels, you too can get laid. This is complicated, I know.
Unknown 0:47
Technique.
Bryan Green 0:50
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. the commercial break i'm brian green this is the evan to my dando chris enjoy hopefully best to you best to you out there in the podcast universe evan dando and the dando evan and the dandos so anyway when i was in that band i was uh chrissy and i were just talking about uh the lemonheads you'll hear this in an upcoming episode why we were doing that but we were talking about the lemonheads and i was saying that the lead singer of that band his name is evan dando And so when I was in 33P, there was another high school band, a rivalry going on, if you don't mind. And they were called Evan and the Dandos. And I was like, that's such a better name than 33P.
Bryan Green 1:36
Why didn't I think of Evan and the Dandos? But now I realize that neither of us had a shot at it. It didn't matter. We could have been called, I don't know, Led Zeppelin for all I care. It would have never happened. Anyway, thanks for joining us here on the show. Chrissy and I, in preparation for our big live shows at the end of the month, we may be recording these a little bit ahead of time. So we're leaning on a little bit of content that won't go stale by the time you actually hear it. No hot topics. No hot topics. We're staying off the hot topics because the way the news flies these days, even when we record it the day before, it's already old the next day. I always get so nervous when we talk about something on the news that day because I know that by the next day, it's not even going to be worthwhile.
Bryan Green 2:20
It's just not. But we have a good one for you because here's the thing. Last Friday, Chrissy and I, for the first time probably in the history, maybe not in the history of the commercial break, but in a long time, talked about Donald Trump. And we were talking about his new digital trading cards. It's good for the kids. It's good for the family.
Unknown 2:42
Bitcoin! Bitcoin!
Bryan Green 2:46
Why does he separate those two words? I don't know. It's called Bitcoin, not Bitcoin. And we were talking about digital trading cards and his new pitch to buy these digital trading cards for free pairs of Snickers.
Unknown 2:57
Which, by the way, we wanted to reiterate that we would be making fun of anybody doing these digital trading cards.
Bryan Green 3:03
Oh, yeah, it's not just about Trump. I mean, it is kind of about Trump, but it's about anybody who's doing digital trading cards for themselves. Yeah, yeah. And not even like... It's not even like a baseball card where the guy's holding a bat in a fake pose. He's on a lion with a shield and an American flag. I mean, come on. What the fuck is going on? Anyway, so I said, who's behind this?

How can you date more hotties effectively?

Bryan Green 3:28
Because you know Trump doesn't know the first fucking thing about computers. He supposedly doesn't even email. I mean, he doesn't even email. So the only thing he knows how to do is do those truths, which is kind of ironic. But anyway, he... What I found out by doing a little investigation is that they're all trying to now get in big on crypto by making this trading platform. And his son, Barron, wrote this white paper with other guys about how to do this trading platform and EFTs and all this other stuff. Well, some of the geniuses behind this who are pulling the strings because, you know, Trump just puts his name on it. That's his whole gig. He puts his name on it, finds an idea. Someone pays him a shitload of money.
Bryan Green 4:06
He puts his name on it. So who are the people who are actually behind this whole new NFT, EFT, altcoin platform that they're going to put together? Well, one of the guys, what was his name again? Zach Bauer.
Unknown 4:23
Zach. Zach Bauer.
Bryan Green 4:24
Zach Bauer is on the corporate documents.

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