Chapter 1: What life lessons does Bryan's dad share about festival season?
I have a special talent I want to share with you. I'm a turkey gobbling champion.
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He wouldn't show up until 9.45 because D knew that if I got it too early, then I'd just be calling him all day long. He didn't want to bother with that.
He knew how things worked.
He knew how things worked. I know how things work. You know how things work. But these youth of today, the youths don't know yet. They're following some bald guy with a neck tattoo around looking for Dave Love.
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Chapter 2: How does Bryan's fatherly instinct manifest during the festival?
Over the weekend. It's crazy. The weather is just nuts. But I think the weather has always been nuts. I just get older and it's something that I like to fascinate about. You know, when I was young, I didn't have time to think about the weather because I had other things on my mind, like, you know, chasing girls or doing drugs or, you know, avoiding police detection or something like that.
But now that I'm older, I sit around and talk about the weather. Oh, it's crazy, this weather. I'm so old. This weather is crazy. Look at this. It's freezing my tentacles off here. Weather.com said it was going to be 67 degrees. It's not a bit over 65. What the fuck is going on?
It's so true.
Weather is a fortune-telling thing. venture and anybody that tells you different is full of fucking shit it's better than it used to be as far as prediction is concerned but it's not good i don't know how many times i checked that fucking weather.com and the weather is the exact opposite of whatever it says sunny in 77 raining in 52 I swear to God, every time. Anyway, so it's one of those days.
It's an off day. It's a little chilly. It's very windy. But there are throngs of people that are out because everyone's just, you know, spring is kind of-ish here. So everyone's out there with their kids.
Beautiful Saturday.
Beautiful Saturday. So get who is playing. Get the lineup here. You ready? Yes. Sister Hazel. One song I even can pretend to remember. It's hard to say what it is I see in you. Oh, is that Sister Hazel? That's Sister Hazel.
Okay.
Uh, bare naked ladies. Whatever, you know, the band I went on tour with one time. Don't know a fucking song. Didn't care then. Don't care now. I wasn't in it for the music, guys. I was in it for the cocaine. All right. So then they got Moon Taxi.
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