Episode #694: An uneventful Super Bowl Comedian & podcaster Ari Shaffir is our guest today! Bill Murray & his Blood Brothers concert A yahoo email address… in 2025!!! Ari Shaffir: The Farewell Tour Kanye is a master troll… Just like Ari Beginnings of the podcast industry Comedy & international traveling Ari likes a challenge Berlin is cool and wild! “You Be Trippin” favorite guest Controversial podcast guests The starfish metaphor Special Guest: Ari Shaffir Tickets to Ari's new show: The Farewell Tour Watch "You Be Trippin" Podcast on Youtube Watch “America’s Sweetheart” on Netflix _______________ Watch episode #694 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Here we go. You want me to start at the feet or you want me to start at the head? Because I'm really wanting to blister some of y'all's haircuts. Amen? That's right. I mean, you're in an independent Baptist church and you've got a King James Bible in your hand and you've got a contemporary liberal hairdo. What in the world is wrong with you? Would you boys quit trying to look like the world?
You ain't as cool as you think you are. You ain't as tough as you think you are. Lord, I'll get you a haircut that's high and tight over your ears and off your collar line. And look like somebody that's been to the barbershop instead of the beauty salon. Amen.
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I learned the words to like beef. And then I was like, what beef? And then they point to a giant sign of like 30 different beef dishes. All right. Just guess. Not the dog. Not the dog. Please. Yeah. I had dog once. I didn't have it, but I saw it on the menu once. Did you really? Yeah. Like, what is that? They told me, I was like, what's that word? And they were like, And I was like, chicken?
And they're like, no, no. Bark, bark, bark. Bark. And I'm like, oh, that's all right. That's all right.
I'll pass on the bark.
Yeah. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
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