EP771# Bryan get's an anonymous email about mental health and TCB's Endless Day. Like a baby, he cries when the email borders on sentimental. Truthfully, it's a beautiful ode to "The Little Podcast That Couldn't". Plus, PodDaddy Marc Maron is leaving the business and much respect is owed and given by B&K. Then, Bryan gracefully bows out of the Shakira concert experience I favor of marriage points. TCBit: Jizzy Jazz Jeff's Male Review & Waxing (From EP#114) Watch EP #771 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What emotional impact does an anonymous email about mental health have on Bryan?
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Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Sauknöpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
Guys, has this ever happened to you? Man, I'd love to go hit the dance floor and show off my new jitterbug, but I'm afraid the guys are gonna see my jitter rug.
Ah, they call me Jizzy Jeff Hoadley, and I know the feeling, boys. Over two decades ago, I had a similar incident. I hit the local jitterbug juke joint in my one-piece unitard, started with a pair of jazz hand and a high kick to the low alley, and what came a tumbling out? My tummy. Das ist, als ich die Jizzy Jeffs All-Mail-Review-Dance-Hall und Laserhaar-Removal-Studio gestartet habe.
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Chapter 2: Why is Marc Maron leaving the podcasting business?
And I do. Und ich bekomme die selben Tickets wie Shakira, die mein Bruder in den Pearl Jam bekommen hat. Oh, die sehr oberen.
Das heißt, die schlimmsten Tickets, die du möglicherweise bekommen kannst.
Aber sie sind die einzigen Tickets, die ich bekommen kann. Das ist schnell. Der Ticketmeister ist so verdammt konvolut, dass ich, sobald ich sie holen kann, ich bin so, okay, ich glaube, es gibt andere Säle. Ja. but I'm afraid to lose the two that I have in the basket. So I'm like, just check out. And then you can figure it out later.
If you want to upgrade the seats, you go to one of those off-market sites. Hey, brother.
Hey, brother. I got two tickets to Shakira on the floor. $7,200 a piece. PayPal me. You got scammed. Okay.
Got those tickets. Astrid comes home. Happy Birthday. You're going to Shakira.
You did it for the birthday, too.
I'm going with you. Don't worry. I'm your ride or die. I've been to Taylor Swift. I've been to the Jonas Brothers. I've been to concerts where I can barely pronounce the names of the artists. I've been to Luis Fonse. You know? Okay? I'm deep. I'm deep in the Venezuelans. Yes, I'm deep in the Venezuelan culture.
I one time went to a Venezuelan restaurant, like 20 miles outside of where I live, so it was like 50 miles outside of the city. I went to a restaurant where they literally took the tables and chairs and put them to the side and put rows of chairs to see a former boy band from Venezuela, a bunch of brothers, get up and do two hours acapella in a restaurant. That they just put a bunch of chairs on.
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Chapter 3: What challenges does Bryan face while trying to secure Shakira concert tickets?
Mm-hmm. Aber... Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. So Astrid comes in the door the other day after being with Gabriela and she pops open the door and I say, oh honey, welcome home, like I always do. Welcome home, my love. You look beautiful today. I'm so happy you came back through the threshold of the door. I've missed you so much. What can I do to make your life easier? Back massage? Foot massage?
Can I take the kids for a couple of hours? Like I always do. And she says, yeah, it was great, it was wonderful, Gabby's great. I have an idea. And when she said that, the way that she said that, I already knew, I'm getting fucked. Something's happening here, I'm getting fucked. That idea does not include me. Something about something happened, and I'm gonna get the small end of the dick.
You know what I'm saying? I have an idea. And I was like, okay, how much is it? What are we going to do? How long do I have to watch the children? Or where are we driving? And she said, well, I was talking to Gabby and she really likes Shakira. And so she thought, If you thought that you didn't want to go see Shakira because, you know, we know you don't like Shakira all that much.
She's already convincing me that I don't like Shakira. And in my mind, I had already said to myself, watching Shakira shake her ass for two hours is not exactly the worst thing in the world. No offense. She's got a beautiful female form and she knows how to work it. And she does that. Part of the reason why she's so world famous is because that's what she's known for.
Along with the singing and the great music, she's known to shake her patootie. That's what happens at a Shakira concert. God love it. And then I also knew that it's just going to be a room full of happy people dancing their patooties off. Of all the stuff I've seen with Astrid, including the restaurant boy band, this could be the least of my concerns. I can deal with this.
And I thought to myself, okay, here it comes. Gabby said, if you don't want to go because you don't like Shakira all that much, she really likes Shakira and she would be happy to take your ticket. And I thought to myself, well, this is a no-win situation that she's putting me in right here. I could say, no, I really want to go with you. And then she could say, yeah, of course, I know, I know.
And then she, in her head, is going to be just a little bit pissed off. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. So there's going to be, you know, 28,000 people in there screaming in Spanish about whatever.
And Brian's going to be going, ¡Ay, amigo mío! ¡Hola! ¡Hola!
¿Cómo están mis amigos? Or I could say, sure, absolutely sounds like a good idea. And then Astrid in her head is going to go, he never wanted to go in the first place. He's just doing this to pacify me. The double-edged sword.
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Chapter 4: How does Bryan plan to impress his wife with concert tickets?
Chapter 5: What is the significance of TCB's Endless Day?
Chapter 6: How do Bryan and Krissy reflect on the evolution of their podcast?
But to be fair to Astrid, I have been living here all my life. There are people that I know that can go with me to these concerts. Astrid has lots of friends here now, but she didn't back then, so I would be her ride or die. Okay. So that concert was Monday, right?
And last week, we're dropping the kids off at camp and we see a lady that we know, another Hispanic lady that we know that's friends with the family, Gabby, Gabrielle, okay? Lovely lady. She's taught a number of our children. She's a teacher, super awesome human being, the kind of person you just want around in your life because she's just that kind of human being. Yeah.
So we see Gabby and Astrid spends some time with Gabby and then Astrid comes home from spending time with Gabby and I'm going to tell you about what happened after these messages. I would have gotten this all in before the break had we not had some power explosion. So hopefully we'll be back after this.
Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid too? You know you do. Leave a message for her or me or Chrissy at 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show too. Just call and say something.
Best to you and Astrid. Especially Astrid.
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Und die Zeit und das Geld, das ich dadurch spare, kann ich anderweitig investieren. Vor allem in Wachstum.
Hey there, cats and kittens.
I want to tell you about a podcast from HeadGum I think you're gonna like. It's Handsome with Tig Notaro, Fortune Fimster and Mae Martin. Two of those people have appeared here on the commercial break. The third is conspicuously absent and I will be following up.
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