EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to The Dead shows there. Bryan and Krissy do some detective work! Finally, Bryan has finished The Pitt and is begging for more but Mary Lou Retton has had enough. TCBits: WSHIT's "Waiting on Answers" takes a questions from David and Pastor Kegels has answers. Watch EP #755 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the new hot kink everyone's talking about?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Sauknöpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt.
Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
And welcome back to WSHIT's Waiting on an Answer. Each Sunday evening in thoughtful discussion with the Lord, we take your questions and requests and put them through to the big guy. And joining us this week as the omniscient operator is the one and only Pastor Judith Kegels.
Pastor Kegels has been squeezing hard to get those answers you're looking for in life, love and the pursuit of a bigger bank account. As the Lord would have wanted. Our first prayer request comes from David. David states, I've recently lost all my hair in a terrible fishing accident.
And while I can lay claim to having caught Crabapple's largest turtle-toed bass, my hair has left me out of luck with the ladies. Pastor Cagle, I feel if I had a job. A bed that I didn't have to blow up or my own vehicle. I might not be so lonesome when it comes to love. Well, Pastor Cagle, you've got your hands tied with this one. What can we pray for today?
What can we pray the Lord will do for David to improve his chances of laying seed with the good ladies of Crabapple?
I love to pray for people for cars. You say, I need a car. Well, get on the phone. Tell us what kind of car that you need. Tell us what kind. And we're going to believe God for your car. Now, this car is a sanctified car. So it goes to church, picks up people for church. It doesn't play raunchy music, have sex in the backseat. No, this sanctified car. No wrecks. You know, it's not a lemon.
This is a really, really good car.
Oh, nein!
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Chapter 2: Why is Bryan disgusted by bodily fluids?
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Stop it. Stop it already. Everyone's acting like children around here. That's what children do. They spit in each other's mouths. Not adults. We're stopping it right now. Everybody cut it out.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. Here we are. I'm reading an interesting article that Tina sent me about spitting and how spitting is the new hot kink.
Kink, yeah, I was telling you about that.
What in the fuck are we talking about?
What? Because it was in the movie Sinners. I haven't seen that movie.
So people were like spitting in each other's mouths?
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Chapter 3: What happened during the family road trip?
A couple rows.
Yeah, a couple rows, but there's different sized chairs, you know, booster seats and car seats and baby seats, all this other shit that's back there that are... Like Tetris. My wife plays Tetris to get those things to fit in exactly how they are. You have to Google it. You have to make the combination. There are whole YouTube personalities.
Yes, there are YouTube personalities that tell you which chairs... They do like, they honestly, it's Tetris, it's a math. Do you have a three-year-old plus a seven-year-old plus a two-year-old plus a one-year-old plus a baby plus a dog? Here's the best car for you and I'm going to tell you the exact seats you need to get and how you put them in there. And they do it. And it's a niche.
And they do it very well. And my wife loves one of the ladies. It's like the car lady, the car girl, whatever, the car mom or something like that. And she's really good at what she does. Millions and millions of people watch this lady review cars and how you can coordinate to put seats in there for moms and dads and all. Okay.
So, this second row right behind Astrid and I is one of these Tetris put in exactly the way it's supposed to be kind of things. So you can't move them. They're hard to buckle, but if you can manage to get your hand beneath it, then you can pick up it.
You have to be like double jointed.
Yes. Exactly. You have to be double-jointed. It's likely you're going to get a bruise on your arm just sticking it in between there. But you'll get the seat buckled and you'll probably get a Mickey Mouse toy and some kind of old ice cream from McDonald's or something like that on your hand in the meantime. Nein. Nein.
Because then they're just going to irritate the shit out of you, asking you every two seconds, when do we eat, I have to go to the bathroom, or when do we get there. Now, none of those things are pressing when they have a screen in front of them. All of a sudden, they don't have to pee, they're not hungry, and it doesn't matter what time we get there. It's magic. It's a distraction.
It's parenting by distraction. And any good parent knows that that's a good technique. So we give the kids, including the youngest one, the iPad, and we say, okay... Here we go. We get in the car, we go. It's Memorial Day weekend. There's a lot of traffic. We're sitting in that traffic. Stop and go, stop and go, stop and go on the highway. We haven't even made it a tenth of the way up there.
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Chapter 4: How did a vomit incident lead to a shopping trip?
Nein, das ist nicht einer meiner.
Was ist einer deiner? Das ist für ein anderes Show. Welches Show ist es für, wenn es nicht für den kommerziellen Break ist? Ich würde es gerne wissen. Inquiring minds want to know. Oh, yes, in another episode.
Okay, all right. We'll break that down.
Stop spitting in each other's mouths. The CDC stopped reporting on up-and-coming contagious pandemics. So guess what? We're fucked. If you guys start spitting in each other's mouth and all of a sudden we have the, you know, I don't know, yogurt potato chip-a-vitus. What if they didn't throw up and they brushed their teeth?
Still.
I'd take under consideration. I'd take under consideration a little extra saliva exchange in the process of kissing. But spitting? Call me old-fashioned. Call me old-fashioned. Call me old-fashioned. I'm the kind of guy who likes, you know, I'm the kind of guy who likes to get pegged a lot high on cocaine. Okay, call me old-fashioned. Yeah, exactly. The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way.
Spitting is not a kink. It's a, I don't know, it's a passing of diseases. Yes, that's what it is. Unbelievable. A hazard. That's a good way to put it. Not a kink, it's a hazard. And everyone's got to stop it. And I don't care what movie or television show it was in. It's just, it's enough already. Where are we going with this? What's next? What's next?
Okay, I'll let everyone finish their breakfast now. Thank you.
We'll be back.
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Chapter 5: What are the hilarious consequences of parenting on the road?
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I'm gonna sit right here and hear another stare in Mexico.
That was a pretty catchy song.
Yeah, he's... I think he's... He's country, for sure, but he's more of a Jimmy Buffett type, I think, is probably would be... That's true. He has a lot of songs that are country... But, you know, Jimmy had a kind of a country-ish flavor, too, to a lot of his songs, a lot of southern twang to Jimmy's music. But Kenny... He's got that party vibe.
I mean, back in the early 2000s, Kenny Chesney's concert was the place to be.
Didn't we go to one? I think we might have. Yeah, at Clear Channel?
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Chapter 6: Why is spitting in each other's mouths a concern?
Oh, they do? Oh, very interesting. From behind the screen, they have these big fans?
No, it's like at your seats.
Oh, it's at your seats and it blows up. Oh, it's like one of those Disney World rides. 5D is what they called it. 5D. 5 dicks coming at you. Okay, cool. But what some people pointed out, or what one article specifically pointed out, was it seemed an awful lot like those visuals reminded them of the visuals from the most recent Grateful Dead stand, excuse me, the dead stand there.
And they did a little comparing. They went through and they looked at some videos and they said, this visual and that visual, this scene and that scene. And while some of the details were swapped out, like in one scene specifically, with the dead, you would go through into a box of old backstage passes.
Yes, I remember seeing that.
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Chapter 7: What do we learn about the CDC and health alerts?
Tickets.
That went last summer. Yeah, that's right.
Well, Kenny Chesney had the exact same thing, only the details were swapped out. Right. It was like a more generic kind of thing for Kenny Chesney, where the dead had like specific dates and times and places they had played. So there were a lot of these comparisons, you know, scene for scene almost. And he was like, well, what's up with that? And then that led to further digging.
So when the sphere was put together, this sphere is like a seven and a half billion dollar gargantuan tech project essentially.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
Es ist in 16K, es hat Millionen und Billionen von LEDs, du weißt, 10.000 Hörer, egal wo du sitzt, die Hörer bewegen dich in die Richtung, du bekommst den selben Geräusch, alles. Wir haben es erlebt. Es ist eine technologische Marve, ist es, innen und außen. But the challenge on the inside is that you literally have to create a half a sphere of visuals in 16K.
You can't just take a couple of pictures and blow them up and hope that they fit inside the sphere. They have to be rendered in incredible detail to fit the screen and the projector so that it works seamlessly. So you get that sensation that you're inside of whatever you're seeing or inside of whatever it is.
Yeah, it's really cool.
So a company, I think out of Toronto, started specializing in building these scenes. When U2 was the first one to bite off, they said, okay, we'll do a residency there. They were the first ones. It reportedly costs $400,000 per song to create the visuals.
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