
TCB Endless Day (11/12) - EP #768: Bryan & Krissy are in the home stretch and there is only one person they want to pull them over the finish line...Frankie B! He is alive, tan and ready to rock on his new found yacht! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Watch EP #769 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the significance of Mental Health Awareness Month?
And one last thing, it's Mental Health Awareness Month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis, you can text HOME, H-O-M-E, or OLA, H-O-L-A, to 741741. To reach a live volunteer crisis counselor. 24 hours a day. Trust me, I've struggled with my mental health my entire life and you do not want to go through it alone. Let someone help you.
Now, let's finish this thing and get some rest. The last episode of TCB's Endless Day starts now.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe as we travel on to episode number 11 of TCB's Endless Day. Sponsored by 5-Hour Energy, brought to you with limited commercial interruptions the entire day.
by 5-Hour Energy. Thank you so much to our sponsor 5hourenergy.com to get special flavors, merch, hot sauces, all kind of shit.
We needed it today.
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Chapter 2: What are some memorable moments from TCB's Endless Day?
Chapter 3: How did Bryan and Krissy celebrate their podcast milestones?
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe as we travel on to episode number 11 of TCB's Endless Day. Sponsored by 5-Hour Energy, brought to you with limited commercial interruptions the entire day.
by 5-Hour Energy. Thank you so much to our sponsor 5hourenergy.com to get special flavors, merch, hot sauces, all kind of shit.
We needed it today.
Yes, thank you 5-Hour Energy. When they first became a sponsor of the show back in January, I think, they sent Chrissy and I boxes and boxes and boxes of 5-Hour Energy, special drinks, special occasion, Cinco de Mango, all this other stuff. And I thought to myself, I'll never drink this in a lifetime. But I think I'm halfway through it today. Just today. So there you go.
And thank you everyone who has called and written in all the stuff. Thank you so much. I had intended to take phone calls. I'm sorry that didn't work out. It ended up being live or phone calls and we went live. So that's just the way it is. We'll get to phone calls maybe later on in the week if we show up this week. At all. As one of our friends on the text message line said.
If you don't show up this week and just run TCB Classics, I'll be okay with that. You deserve it. And you know what? We just might do that. On episode number nine, we named our favorite episodes. You know what that was? That was a list of episodes you'll hear next week.
True.
Might be true. Might be true. It just might be true. So, June might have a few classics in there as the family gets ready to... We're taking the family truckster on down to Orlando, Florida.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do families face when visiting Disney World?
You came back with the lightsaber.
I did.
And I really wanted to play with that thing and it had broken.
You know what it was? The battery had died. And the crystal, the special crystal, which is a piece of fucking plastic you pay $700 for. Listen, I love everything about Disney World and I will happily pay all the dollars if I can afford it. Even if it's financially irresponsible, I'll do it because I love Disney and I love Disney World and I love everything about it and I don't give a shit.
And all of my kids do too. But I also know that it's very stressful to go on a Disney vacation because you have to plan every single thing, especially when you have a lot of children. I went down there with my family. My dad takes everybody. Dad and stepmom take everybody there. And we go for three or four or five days, whatever it was. And we went to that Star Wars as it had just opened.
And we did that lightsaber thing. And I thought, what's the big wanking deal? You're going to go in there. You're going to get a plastic lightsaber. They're going to have some actor go, wickity wonkity, ibbity doo, you're now a Jedi too. And then you're going to turn on your lightsaber. It's going to make a noise. You know?
Ja.
Wie machst du das Geräusch? Lass uns sehen, ob ich es hier machen kann.
Ich schwöre es Gott.
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Chapter 5: What recent content has Frankie B produced?
Yeah.
There's one character who I think really defines the commercial break in almost every way. He's crazy. He's corny. He's kooky. He's old. He's chauvinistic. He's fantastic. He is fantastic. He is a travel expert. He's a relationship expert. He is everything that we ever do. Salon Suisse. He's an entrepreneur. Salon Suisse. He's everything wrapped into one leathery... Hair filled... What's that?
Bow. Bow, that's right. That hair is a bow. One Botox needle pricked tattooed motherfucker and his name is Frank Benado. All those people. We gotta give props to Frankie B. Because he has kept this train on the tracks more often than not.
When I am desperate for content, when it was a late night with the kids, when the third or fifth or twelfth child was up sucking on Astrid's teat and I was in bed with the other 32 children, kicking me and screaming at me and begging for water and needing to go to the bathroom and pee, pee, poo, poo, da, da, di, di. Frankie B. kam immer wieder. Er hat ein neues Video gemacht.
Wir mussten es unterbrechen. Und wir haben es alle gemacht. Alle. Ich liebe Frankie B. Er ist nahe an meinem Herzen. Wie ich es im letzten Video erwähnt habe. Also habe ich ihm ein Lied gemacht, Chrissy. And before we review the new videos with an S that he's got out there, I would love for you to take a listen to my song.
I would love to listen.
Let me dial it up here on the old TCB-Millater. TCB-Millater. AI named it Lady Lovely. I call it Frankie B. That's the name it gave it. I wrote the lyrics. I told it what to do. Here's what it came up with. I hope you enjoy this just as much as I have.
Musik Musik Musik Musik Musik Musik Musik Musik Musik Rock it. Rock it.
I should have put that in there.
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Chapter 6: How do we support mental health in ourselves and others?
Chapter 7: What humorous insights did Bryan share about his experiences?
Yes, thank you 5-Hour Energy. When they first became a sponsor of the show back in January, I think, they sent Chrissy and I boxes and boxes and boxes of 5-Hour Energy, special drinks, special occasion, Cinco de Mango, all this other stuff. And I thought to myself, I'll never drink this in a lifetime. But I think I'm halfway through it today. Just today. So there you go.
And thank you everyone who has called and written in all the stuff. Thank you so much. I had intended to take phone calls. I'm sorry that didn't work out. It ended up being live or phone calls and we went live. So that's just the way it is. We'll get to phone calls maybe later on in the week if we show up this week. At all. As one of our friends on the text message line said.
If you don't show up this week and just run TCB Classics, I'll be okay with that. You deserve it. And you know what? We just might do that. On episode number nine, we named our favorite episodes. You know what that was? That was a list of episodes you'll hear next week.
True.
Might be true. Might be true. It just might be true. So, June might have a few classics in there as the family gets ready to... We're taking the family truckster on down to Orlando, Florida.
Oh, yes, you are.
Yes, all 30 kids are going to pack up in the old family van wagon out there.
The Wagoneer?
Yeah, the Wagoneer that smells like puke and blue saliva and Brian's hot ass. And we're all gonna go down there to get more hot ass and more puke. It's gonna be gross. And then we're gonna go visit the land of the double ears, the land of the circular ears, the three circles as they call it. It is a big deal that first time you bring all the kids down to Disney. It's a big deal for the kids.
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