Chapter 1: What are the highlights of TCB's Endless Day episode?
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of TCB's Endless Day. I'm Brian Greene, this is my co-host and my dear friend Chrissy Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe, and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Keeping us chugging along. Texting, calling in on the phone, thank you very much. We've gotten a few emails.
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Chapter 2: How does the team plan to engage with their audience live?
People have listened to Rachel Bloom so far. They've listened to Michael Ian Black. Both episodes got notes. Thank you very much, we really appreciate it. They said Rachel... We went there with Rachel Bloom. It was funny but touching. And thank you very much for that. You're welcome. We also thought the same thing about the episode. Rachel was great.
And I didn't know, besides Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I didn't know a ton about Rachel. But I really enjoyed our conversation. Michael Ian Black is as funny as they come. He called our number. He called me out and said, will you let Chrissy talk? I said, no. He said, well, that's kind of weird. I said, well, that's the way it works. That was fun.
And we also talked some politics and some people have written in and said thanks for calling out some of the bullshit. Some of the bullshit has to be called out just the way that it is. We don't like to talk politics, but when it becomes way too obvious, sometimes you just got to say what needs to be said. And that's all we're going to say about politics. So there you go.
All right, but Chrissy, let us not delay in letting everybody who has shout-outs to our super fans. On Instagram, Shortstack and Superfly, I think they're also known as Jesse and Julia. There's Chris Keller. There's Geoff. I think I'm saying that. Chris Keller?
That's my good friend from Nashville.
That is? Yeah. Well, he says he's giving us a little love, so hello, Chris. I think it said either Geoff or Jeff. I've known people who spelled it that way in my life. And one was Geoff and one was Jeff. So there you go. Julia. Shonda. You know Shonda. Jessica. Amanda. Todd. Layla. Olivia. You know Olivia.
Jeff Bransford.
Cindy. Susan. Tamra. And Bill. So that's just a few for this. Thank you guys so much. Thank you everyone who's been writing in. We really appreciate it. If you're listening, write in. There's still a couple more hours. We're recording here until 7.30 East Coast time. So let us know if you're listening and where you're listening from and what you're enjoying.
Or just as usual on the text messages, tell me what a shithead I am.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on Mountain Monsters?
It's all about scouting your hunting area. Figure out how to try that technique out here on the old squatch in Taggart Valley. It's only a check.
Taggart. Even when he's whispering as well.
I know.
I saw one time I saw that with a section watch.
One thing I love doing when I'm looking for squats is trying out new calls. Get attention to his old weird. First up, a hoot out. Hoot, hoot. Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot. I also try that out in Nashville when I've seen them bridesmaids parties.
Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.
A squatch botch. That's what I call it. What is wrong with his ear?
I don't know.
Oh, geez. It's kind of a cauliflower ear. It is.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of cryptids like Bigfoot in popular culture?
Yeah.
He's going to hit on something.
Yeah. Nothing like having binoculars to scope out the secret Bigfoot running around the woods and then make an ungodly holla every chance you get.
I'm going to lay eyes on your big hairy a**. It's like a cheeseburger to a baby. They can't resist. Cheeseburger to a baby?
I have a cheeseburger to a baby. Huh?
I haven't heard that before.
This is why Huck is 500 pounds. It's because his mama's feeding him a cheeseburger.
You don't need no teeth. You need another burger from Sonic Drive-Thru. Cutting edge idea. Check this out. I'm going to eat just like Mr. Bigfoot so I can get right in the same frame of mind he is.
Here we go. Product placement. Snap into a Slim Jim.
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Chapter 5: What humorous moments arise during the Mountain Monsters recap?
hell over come on i need to haul over there and meet up with these it's like my pocket pushing guys damn the hell what the hell was that we need to figure out what i love how these guys try and make it fast and exciting and they get in the four by and it's going two miles per hour this always is and where it's coming from what the hell was that
Wild Bill, this is on the screen. Like, you know those documentaries where they have to write something on a black screen with white lettering to let you know it's serious and something has happened? Wild Bill believes the noise he just heard is coming from a nearby farm where the team is stationed. Stationed. Like the fourth entry to group. Son of a bitch!
Come on, bear. Come on. Get out of here. Watch out for the chickens. Yep. Oh, he hit the rooster. He killed the rooster.
Oh, this is from that episode we watched. I think so. Either that or Wild Bill just has killed a lot of roosters in his time. So he's driving down the road at two miles per hour and he hit a rooster with a golf cart.
Hey. Come here, Bill. You guys hear that? Hell yeah. Hell yeah, we heard it. What the hell was that? That was Huck. He's making an ungodly racket down in the portalette. Those overalls, they've got wedgies.
Yeah. Well, hey, listen. Sometimes you can't afford to go a size up. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? You know how it is. You put on those tight clothing and it just gives you more motivation to lose that extra couple of pounds.
Only it never happens. We were over here and we saw Northern Red Oak making noise like thunder. So we came down to investigate since I am the main security apparatus for the mountain monsters. I love that Huckleberry is when he's the one that rotates out the most. Yes, I come in and out. There's three of me. I was out here on this farm for the first time today. We just got permission to be here.
This is the shortcut over to that log. And then all of a sudden, it was like the earth just erupted. It was like when they're blasting down in the mines. Like when I'm blasting after a long night of drinking Milwaukee's best. Pulls up towards your service. That's what I put it in the mine of. It sounded like the devil was down there using his anvil. Check this out. Listen to that right there.
Listen to this on my iPod from 1922. Look at them cows. It's got them all piled up now. Damn. I think it's just a storm. Yeah, I think it's just raining.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the absurdity of the show?
It's literally a thunderstorm. Okay, guys, now here's what the director says. He says he's going to insert thunder noise here. Can you pretend like something's going on? Oh, yeah, let me point over to that tree over there. Hold up, guys. What do you say we weapon up? Head right on up?
Hold on, guys. What do you say you, me, and Billy go get a couple of hand grenades, some bazookas... And some sparklers. And we'll head over there with our thermals. I've got an idea, Chrissy. Why don't we wait to the dead middle of the night with no security around us?
Well, you have to wait till night. That's right. It makes it much more scary. Move over there. Hell yeah. Let's do it. Let's go, guys. Hell yeah. How long should we be? Let's go get murdered. Before after. Yeah, keep your eyes out for any kind of sign. It's starting to get a little bit dark. We better keep our damn eyes open. By God, be on our A game. Yeah. I've got my baby gun.
I'm ready for the thermals.
Oh, the thermals are coming out because you know it is. They're yelling. It's getting dark. Here come the thermals.
They don't play around, mister. Get ready, guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Right there it is. Oh, there it is. That's just a rotting tree root. It's a tipped over tree. Hurry, get in the ground. Shoot it. Shoot it. I'm just a tree. Where's Huck? Where's Huck? Huckleberry. Well, I know.
I don't know. I mean, Buck. I'm sorry. Where's Buck?
Yeah, I don't know where Buck is.
I don't know. I'm missing him kind of because he's usually the loudest, most obnoxious, least coherent. When we was in here, whatever took off come out of the lowers. Look at that gun. That gun was made in 1807 and has never, ever.
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Chapter 7: What unexpected events occur during the investigation?
I'm at the local Taco Bell. And let me tell you something, Chrissy. It is no Fiesta Taco in here. There is no Diablo Pizza El Grande here.
That's where they're getting their meat.
That's right. My only option is to stay here and try to wait this thing out. I look around to assess what is going on, and I see a Swiffer. I will dust while I'm here. There's a Swiffer in there.
Why is there a Swiffer in an old cabin in the woods? Hold on. Oh, there's the thermals.
There's the thermals. There we go. Now, finally, we can be safe because we're going to see the heat signature of the thing about to kill us.
We're going to see the heat signature of our own death.
We got to move. We got to move. We got to move. We got to move. We got to move.
We got to move just to the other side of the room?
The walk-in cooler? Yes. We got to move. We got to move and make as much noise as possible.
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