Chapter 1: What are some common sex myths discussed in this episode?
Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong again On this episode of The Commercial Break.
They think it keeps in a certain amount of energy, testosterone, stuff like that. And I can understand why this gets in people's heads. I can understand why athletes gets in an athlete's head. Like boxers are notorious for going like, you know, a month before they have a big fight with no sex and they get all raged up and all that. But.
You know, for guys, I know that sex is different, and it's very physical, and it's, you know, there's a lot of energy that comes with release. And, you know, you should see my stupid face when I make an orgasm. I look like a Muppet.
Chapter 2: How does Bryan describe his O-face?
I really do. I can't even imagine. I don't want to know.
I've never videotaped myself. Things I don't need to know.
That's right. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the temporary co-host of the commercial break, Tina. Best to you, Tina. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Tina joining us as it's menfo time here at the commercial break. We all get very excited. I don't get very excited that Chrissy's gone.
I get very excited for Chrissy that she gets to go and have a vacation that I so desperately want.
Bye. Bye.
It's jealousy, not excitement. It's jealousy.
She gets the party and the time off.
She gets the party and the time off. She gets to stay at a nice hotel. She gets to run around with Jeff, meeting famous people and hanging out. Of course, I met a few famous people while she wasn't here, too. I had the opportunity to talk to Sal Vocano.
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Chapter 3: What outrageous theory does Gerrick from Seeking Sister Wives propose?
And all of a sudden, it's me. I did it. He took the time to do that for my children. And when I let them listen to it, I got the car's toys out. And I said, you know this one? And then I did it. And they were just like, oh, the real Mater. And I'm like, the real Mater. What a dude. I mean, what a dude.
So many people I have heard through the grapevine that he's a very nice guy could not have been more pleasant. And he just did that out of the kindness of his heart. I didn't even ask him to do that. So that interview coming up next week, we'll run that interview next week. So Chrissy can go ahead and meet Widespread Panic. Chrissy can go ahead and meet Widespread Panic.
You got voice memos from Mater.
I got voice memos from Mater. Mater. Nice guy. Anyway. Love it. So I am gleefully now through with the second episode of Seeking Sister Wives.
Oh, you're ahead of me.
I am ahead of you. Are you going to watch it? I am. Do you have you watched the other seasons? I have. Okay.
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Chapter 4: What are the shocking plot points of the movie 'Blame It On Rio'?
So we know Garrick and his wife. I can't remember her name. What's her name? Garrick and... Don't pop quiz me. Garrick's the only one I remember because quite frankly, anytime Garrick comes on screen, I can't get past Garrick to get to his wife. Because Garrick has got to be the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met in my entire life. And his wife might be number two.
And I'd like to think that Garrick is not... Garrick's wife is not kind of this, like... I don't know, Tina. Let me play the clip. And then you tell me. And by the way, this is probably one of the smarter things this guy has said in the six seasons of Seeking Sister Wives. And I'm about to play you something that is just as dumb. We will discuss it after this. Just as dumb as I have.
I can't believe he said this. Hold on. You ready? I'm ready. Okay. Let's see here. Here we go.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
I gotta make sure that we understand. Okay. Garrick and his wife, they have been seeking a sister wife for five years. Six seasons. Every season, it's a new fucking girl. Right. Because none of it works out. They're always Brazilian. They always take his money and then don't show up to come live with them. Because let's face it, Garrick is a real fucking oddball. He's a kooky...
Like, I don't care about his religion, but the stuff that he believes because of his religion is insanity. He believes, because I heard it last season, he believes that when a man donates sperm to a woman inside her vagina via sex, that her DNA changes to reflect.
Yes, I have heard this. You've heard this? Yes.
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Chapter 5: How do Bryan and Tina react to the movie's themes?
He's not alone. This cannot be true. Unfortunately. Is it true? It's not true, but it is true that other people do believe this.
Okay, I'm just making sure that I'm not speaking completely out of turn here because everything that I know from my little education that I've had tells me that there is no way that your DNA permanently changes because sperm is inside of you. Nope. Because if that's the case... Mine would have changed. Yes.
If that's the case, then I have changed a lot of women for the worse. I mean, imagine what crimes we could get away with if our DNA changed every time we had a deposit.
Yes. Every girl I've ever slept with could commit a crime and she'd have my DNA all up inside her, changing her forever. He said this on a nationally televised show.
It blows my mind.
He is the dumbest motherfucker on earth. He's got to be. He looks like the dumbest motherfucker on earth. Okay. So now they're on season number six. We've met a new wife, another fucking Brazilian. And they're bringing her back to the United States on the K-1 visa. They got approved. She's coming in.
He's explaining how they went through the courting process via the internet and a couple of visits. So he's saying that, you know, I already went through, you know, I talked to her. I asked her lots of questions.
Heartfelt, serious questions that you have. passing she had some men treated really bad i mean they found that after women around five men that they just can't like bond anymore what after a woman has like five different partners the chances of her bonding or even having a lasting relationship drops like hold crazy i'm not like Just percentage-wise. What's the sperm?
It's just the sperm inside of her. Changes, yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of the discussed sex myths on relationships?
Is he... Does he get abducted by aliens at night? Where did this come from?
The look on his face, just like the normal resting look on Garrick's face, tells me that there's something is not happening in his brain. Things aren't connecting. Yeah, things aren't connecting. The synapses are broken somewhere. The dumb shit that Garrick absorbs in his mind. Which podcasts are you listening to? His mother didn't love him enough. And his wife sits there,
She has a look on her face.
She looks dumbfounded.
She looks dumbfounded. But she never corrects him. Like, hey, Garrick, that's not true. No. She agrees with him. Are they fundamentalists? They're some kind of wackadoo religion. I'm sure of it. They live out in the mountains. You know, this whole thing... It's just unbelievable to me what some people choose to believe.
If you did any homework whatsoever, you would understand that the amount of sperm in your uterus has nothing to do with your ability to be an emotionally connected human being. That's not true.
It's too weird.
Remember that girl who just had sex with 100 guys in 24 hours?
Yeah, that's right.
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Chapter 7: What recent political event is highlighted in the episode?
Sperm prevents you from connecting.
Emotionally.
With other human beings.
Hey, listen, I mean.
It's good for your skin, great for your hair, bad for relationships.
It's the only substance on earth with negative calories. It changes the way you think.
And your whole DNA strand.
Yeah, that's right. Hey, listen, far be it for me to deny, you know, what... If I'm going to go homicidal, I'll make sure I have sex first. Peter, Luke, or Paul said in the 5th Corinthians or some shit like that. Unbelievable. I mean, let me just, I'm just going to make sure here. Let me ask Chad TCB real quick. Hold on. Oh, good old chatty. Hey, chat, exclamation point.
I heard that a woman's DNA changes when a man ejaculates inside of her, period. Could this possibly be true? Question mark. Nope.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude regarding societal perceptions of sexuality?
Let's do that.
I love that chat's so helpful and offers next steps.
Well, it knows that I have a podcast. So, you know, it started giving me this like daily digest. Do you have chat? I don't know because I pay for like the big version or whatever, the premium version. It started giving me this daily digest. And it's like, you know, hey, I looked at all of your bits from the commercial break.
And I have an idea on how you can put some of these together for a crab apple, you know, super cut. You want me to show you? And it's like, oh, wow.
Okay. Yeah. I do want you to do that. Yeah.
And then it was like, hey, I heard you interviewed. I know that you interviewed Margaret Cho. There's some interesting information coming out about her. You want an update? And so I'm like, oh, that's cool. You know? Yeah. Chatty's my best. Here's some of the myths. A woman absorbed – okay, we already talked about that one. Men think about sex every seven seconds. Now, we've all heard this.
Yes. It's likely you heard this from a science teacher giving you sex education.
Yeah, that's right.
But obviously, that is untrue. And I know it just from being a man. I mean, there were certain periods in my life where I was oversexed, for sure. I was thinking about it a lot. But it wasn't every seven seconds. It was every two seconds. Guys are basically sex robots. That's the claim.
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