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The Commercial Break

That Man-Muppet "O"Face!

02 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What are some common sex myths discussed in this episode?

1.668 - 29.81 Unknown

Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong, yeah Brian got it wrong again On this episode of The Commercial Break.

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29.85 - 49.714 Bryan Green

They think it keeps in a certain amount of energy, testosterone, stuff like that. And I can understand why this gets in people's heads. I can understand why athletes gets in an athlete's head. Like boxers are notorious for going like, you know, a month before they have a big fight with no sex and they get all raged up and all that. But.

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49.93 - 61.943 Bryan Green

You know, for guys, I know that sex is different, and it's very physical, and it's, you know, there's a lot of energy that comes with release. And, you know, you should see my stupid face when I make an orgasm. I look like a Muppet.

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Chapter 2: How does Bryan describe his O-face?

65.968 - 68.671 Bryan Green

I really do. I can't even imagine. I don't want to know.

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68.691 - 71.934 Tina

I've never videotaped myself. Things I don't need to know.

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71.954 - 78.722 Unknown

That's right. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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80.71 - 98.578 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the temporary co-host of the commercial break, Tina. Best to you, Tina. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Tina joining us as it's menfo time here at the commercial break. We all get very excited. I don't get very excited that Chrissy's gone.

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98.598 - 104.027 Bryan Green

I get very excited for Chrissy that she gets to go and have a vacation that I so desperately want.

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Bye. Bye.

104.588 - 107.451 Bryan Green

It's jealousy, not excitement. It's jealousy.

107.471 - 109.294 Tina

She gets the party and the time off.

109.314 - 120.967 Bryan Green

She gets the party and the time off. She gets to stay at a nice hotel. She gets to run around with Jeff, meeting famous people and hanging out. Of course, I met a few famous people while she wasn't here, too. I had the opportunity to talk to Sal Vocano.

Chapter 3: What outrageous theory does Gerrick from Seeking Sister Wives propose?

190.398 - 209.864 Bryan Green

And all of a sudden, it's me. I did it. He took the time to do that for my children. And when I let them listen to it, I got the car's toys out. And I said, you know this one? And then I did it. And they were just like, oh, the real Mater. And I'm like, the real Mater. What a dude. I mean, what a dude.

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209.904 - 230.293 Bryan Green

So many people I have heard through the grapevine that he's a very nice guy could not have been more pleasant. And he just did that out of the kindness of his heart. I didn't even ask him to do that. So that interview coming up next week, we'll run that interview next week. So Chrissy can go ahead and meet Widespread Panic. Chrissy can go ahead and meet Widespread Panic.

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230.313 - 231.134 Tina

You got voice memos from Mater.

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231.154 - 243.372 Bryan Green

I got voice memos from Mater. Mater. Nice guy. Anyway. Love it. So I am gleefully now through with the second episode of Seeking Sister Wives.

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243.554 - 244.375 Tina

Oh, you're ahead of me.

244.796 - 250.745 Bryan Green

I am ahead of you. Are you going to watch it? I am. Do you have you watched the other seasons? I have. Okay.

Chapter 4: What are the shocking plot points of the movie 'Blame It On Rio'?

251.406 - 271.847 Bryan Green

So we know Garrick and his wife. I can't remember her name. What's her name? Garrick and... Don't pop quiz me. Garrick's the only one I remember because quite frankly, anytime Garrick comes on screen, I can't get past Garrick to get to his wife. Because Garrick has got to be the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met in my entire life. And his wife might be number two.

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272.429 - 297.007 Bryan Green

And I'd like to think that Garrick is not... Garrick's wife is not kind of this, like... I don't know, Tina. Let me play the clip. And then you tell me. And by the way, this is probably one of the smarter things this guy has said in the six seasons of Seeking Sister Wives. And I'm about to play you something that is just as dumb. We will discuss it after this. Just as dumb as I have.

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297.148 - 302.335 Bryan Green

I can't believe he said this. Hold on. You ready? I'm ready. Okay. Let's see here. Here we go.

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Okay, wait.

308.364 - 332.033 Bryan Green

I gotta make sure that we understand. Okay. Garrick and his wife, they have been seeking a sister wife for five years. Six seasons. Every season, it's a new fucking girl. Right. Because none of it works out. They're always Brazilian. They always take his money and then don't show up to come live with them. Because let's face it, Garrick is a real fucking oddball. He's a kooky...

332.013 - 354.023 Bryan Green

Like, I don't care about his religion, but the stuff that he believes because of his religion is insanity. He believes, because I heard it last season, he believes that when a man donates sperm to a woman inside her vagina via sex, that her DNA changes to reflect.

354.984 - 357.908 Tina

Yes, I have heard this. You've heard this? Yes.

Chapter 5: How do Bryan and Tina react to the movie's themes?

358.309 - 369.214 Tina

He's not alone. This cannot be true. Unfortunately. Is it true? It's not true, but it is true that other people do believe this.

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369.234 - 388.583 Bryan Green

Okay, I'm just making sure that I'm not speaking completely out of turn here because everything that I know from my little education that I've had tells me that there is no way that your DNA permanently changes because sperm is inside of you. Nope. Because if that's the case... Mine would have changed. Yes.

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388.603 - 398.661 Tina

If that's the case, then I have changed a lot of women for the worse. I mean, imagine what crimes we could get away with if our DNA changed every time we had a deposit.

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398.882 - 410.325 Bryan Green

Yes. Every girl I've ever slept with could commit a crime and she'd have my DNA all up inside her, changing her forever. He said this on a nationally televised show.

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410.345 - 411.087 Tina

It blows my mind.

411.107 - 429.005 Bryan Green

He is the dumbest motherfucker on earth. He's got to be. He looks like the dumbest motherfucker on earth. Okay. So now they're on season number six. We've met a new wife, another fucking Brazilian. And they're bringing her back to the United States on the K-1 visa. They got approved. She's coming in.

429.286 - 442.384 Bryan Green

He's explaining how they went through the courting process via the internet and a couple of visits. So he's saying that, you know, I already went through, you know, I talked to her. I asked her lots of questions.

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Heartfelt, serious questions that you have. passing she had some men treated really bad i mean they found that after women around five men that they just can't like bond anymore what after a woman has like five different partners the chances of her bonding or even having a lasting relationship drops like hold crazy i'm not like Just percentage-wise. What's the sperm?

476.467 - 479.736 Unknown

It's just the sperm inside of her. Changes, yeah.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of the discussed sex myths on relationships?

510.894 - 516.65 Tina

Is he... Does he get abducted by aliens at night? Where did this come from?

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516.67 - 540.051 Bryan Green

The look on his face, just like the normal resting look on Garrick's face, tells me that there's something is not happening in his brain. Things aren't connecting. Yeah, things aren't connecting. The synapses are broken somewhere. The dumb shit that Garrick absorbs in his mind. Which podcasts are you listening to? His mother didn't love him enough. And his wife sits there,

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540.031 - 541.234 Bryan Green

She has a look on her face.

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541.254 - 542.056 Tina

She looks dumbfounded.

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542.116 - 562.125 Bryan Green

She looks dumbfounded. But she never corrects him. Like, hey, Garrick, that's not true. No. She agrees with him. Are they fundamentalists? They're some kind of wackadoo religion. I'm sure of it. They live out in the mountains. You know, this whole thing... It's just unbelievable to me what some people choose to believe.

562.306 - 576.254 Bryan Green

If you did any homework whatsoever, you would understand that the amount of sperm in your uterus has nothing to do with your ability to be an emotionally connected human being. That's not true.

576.274 - 576.916 Tina

It's too weird.

577.136 - 579.522 Bryan Green

Remember that girl who just had sex with 100 guys in 24 hours?

579.542 - 580.003 Tina

Yeah, that's right.

Chapter 7: What recent political event is highlighted in the episode?

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Sperm prevents you from connecting.

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Emotionally.

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656.007 - 657.73 Tina

With other human beings.

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657.831 - 659.233 Bryan Green

Hey, listen, I mean.

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659.534 - 662.239 Tina

It's good for your skin, great for your hair, bad for relationships.

665.064 - 669.752 Bryan Green

It's the only substance on earth with negative calories. It changes the way you think.

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And your whole DNA strand.

671.314 - 695.676 Bryan Green

Yeah, that's right. Hey, listen, far be it for me to deny, you know, what... If I'm going to go homicidal, I'll make sure I have sex first. Peter, Luke, or Paul said in the 5th Corinthians or some shit like that. Unbelievable. I mean, let me just, I'm just going to make sure here. Let me ask Chad TCB real quick. Hold on. Oh, good old chatty. Hey, chat, exclamation point.

696.617 - 714.897 Bryan Green

I heard that a woman's DNA changes when a man ejaculates inside of her, period. Could this possibly be true? Question mark. Nope.

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude regarding societal perceptions of sexuality?

840.862 - 841.523 Bryan Green

Let's do that.

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841.503 - 845.068 Tina

I love that chat's so helpful and offers next steps.

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845.108 - 861.894 Bryan Green

Well, it knows that I have a podcast. So, you know, it started giving me this like daily digest. Do you have chat? I don't know because I pay for like the big version or whatever, the premium version. It started giving me this daily digest. And it's like, you know, hey, I looked at all of your bits from the commercial break.

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862.074 - 869.585 Bryan Green

And I have an idea on how you can put some of these together for a crab apple, you know, super cut. You want me to show you? And it's like, oh, wow.

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869.745 - 871.649 Tina

Okay. Yeah. I do want you to do that. Yeah.

871.809 - 895.28 Bryan Green

And then it was like, hey, I heard you interviewed. I know that you interviewed Margaret Cho. There's some interesting information coming out about her. You want an update? And so I'm like, oh, that's cool. You know? Yeah. Chatty's my best. Here's some of the myths. A woman absorbed – okay, we already talked about that one. Men think about sex every seven seconds. Now, we've all heard this.

895.34 - 901.576 Bryan Green

Yes. It's likely you heard this from a science teacher giving you sex education.

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Yeah, that's right.

902.438 - 917.926 Bryan Green

But obviously, that is untrue. And I know it just from being a man. I mean, there were certain periods in my life where I was oversexed, for sure. I was thinking about it a lot. But it wasn't every seven seconds. It was every two seconds. Guys are basically sex robots. That's the claim.

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