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Chapter 1: What happens when Bryan gets an invite to the Zoltan comedy show?
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
We get out of the elevator. There are at least three or four turns to get to the lobby. Now I'm smart enough to know how to get from an elevator to a hotel lobby. You just listen for the noises, right? And so I'm walking and he's right behind me, you know? And I go to the front desk and there is no one there. And the guy walks around the thing and he goes, Hi, can I help you?
I go, can you help me? He didn't say that. He did. I go, yeah, I'm trying to get a code for the parking lot.
And he goes, who told you to get the code?
And I go, you did. You and that girl.
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Chapter 2: How does the valet parking situation turn into a disaster?
I was just down there. I'm like totally freaking out. I'm like, I'm losing my fucking mind here. The fuck is going on?
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Having audio problems? You talk.
It happens every time after we come back from vacation.
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Chapter 3: What strange encounter does Bryan have with the hotel manager?
I know. I know it does.
There's little tweaks.
I don't know why. I can't hear out of my left ear. It's really weird. Well, whatever. Okay, I'll just hear out of my right ear. I probably have to get a new pair of these things. I've had them for like five, four years. Four years? Yeah, you've had them for a while. They're good, but I mean, I guess they can only last as long as they last, right? Yeah, nothing lasts forever.
Nothing lasts forever, but these things are expensive.
Chapter 4: How do the friends react to the valet chaos?
So I wish it would last forever because we don't have any money in the budget for extra earphones. Got to pay medical bills.
All right.
All right. So I was talking yesterday about my excitement around the New York Knickenbockers and how they... Yes, and then they won. And then they won. That was the most unbelievable finish to a game I have ever seen in my entire life.
That's crazy. I wasn't watching it, but it was like a record-breaking comeback.
I was texting with somebody that I work with this morning, and I was saying that I had just about fallen asleep when the second half of the game started. They were down by 23 points, the largest lead ever in an NBA final after two quarters. And I thought, well, that was fun. Yeah, the Knicks lost their magic. Thanks, Trump. And then I just had it on my phone pillow.
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Chapter 5: What funny stories does Bryan share about his time at the comedy show?
I was watching, just eyes aflutter, ready to fall into dream. And then all of a sudden, three-pointer after three-pointer after three-pointer after great defensive play after great defensive play. I went from, this sucks, to, oh. Oh, wow. Maybe. Possibly. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah, they did it. And they did it in fantastic style. I might add.
What an end to a game that will be talked about for a long time. And so here we are. We go to game five. What will happen?
Chapter 6: What insights does Bryan provide about the New York Knicks and their performance?
Do they come back for the seventh game? To New York? I don't know.
I don't know either.
Are they in San Antonio tonight? What's that?
Are they in San Antonio tonight?
Tomorrow night. I think today's a travel day. They'll give them a travel day. They give them that. They give them the travel day.
So at least they got that. Wait, hold on. Was the first one played in San Antonio?
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights of Bryan's recent trip to London?
The first two were played in San Antonio.
The first two. Okay. And then second two have been up in New York.
That's right.
Now they're going. Got it. Okay.
There you go.
Well, hopefully they'll just clinch it.
Listen, I'm all about it.
I really hope that these guys... Like since 73 or something? I just... I think I read 73.
1973 was the last time that the New York Knickenbockers... There we go. Did I get it?
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Chapter 8: How does Bryan feel about the food and culture during his travels?
Okay. Did I get it? No, I didn't. Fucking motherfucker. You're still playing. I'm still playing with my headphones. Sorry about that. I guess I'm just going to live with one headphone. So 1973 is the last time the Knicks won the championship. And they're a long-suffering team like the Chicago Cubs. So I get it. However, I don't agree with beating up the Spurs fans after the game on Monday.
What the fuck? Yes. They were like chasing down people in Spurs jerseys and beating them up. They were tearing the city apart. There was one guy who was pleading, like all these idiots fucking shaking the poles and trying to pull them down and jumping on cars. And there was one guy, one voice of reason, was like, guys, this is our fucking city. This is our fucking city. What are you doing?
And he got the shit kicked out of him. I mean, it's just like... I don't understand. I guess I don't play that game. It's a game. Everyone's going to be okay. We're all going to survive if the Knicks lose a game. Why are we beating people up and jumping on cars? Even in my wily youth, I don't think I would have thought to do any of that. I don't have that kind of crowd mentality.
You're a lover, not a fighter.
I am. I'm a lover, not a fighter, because I can't fight.
Be a big, strong muscle boy.
Be a big, strong muscle boy. I forgot to mention one part. When I got rolled over and as we were getting close to the end of the massage, she started like rubbing, like, you know, doing the chest muscles and then my stomach muscles. And she goes, oh, you have big abs, big abs strong. And I was like, who are you massaging? Are you piping in that? Do you have a VR headset on?
Where you're looking at someone else altogether. Yes. So New York Knickenbockers won last night. I was really excited to see that. It kept me up way too late, but I'm very happy to see that. Braves are on an incredible tear. The Braves are doing very well.
They are.
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