TDS Time Machine | In the Field 2024
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I'm Josh Johnson and Donald Trump just released his new never surrender high tops. There's only a thousand being released and 400 bucks a pop. They will probably not put a dent in the judgment against him. So I hit the streets today to talk some real sneaker heads to see if these are cop or drop.
Now, what do you think of these sneakers? You know, it's very patriotic. I think that there's no rules in fashion. You can wear whatever you want, but me personally, I would not wear it. Would you cop these?
No.
You wouldn't? No. Hard pass. It looks very 2009 dated. Actually, they look like they don't bend. What are your thoughts on this shoe? Trying to be chic, but also very nationalistic. Got you. Now, would you wear the shoe? No. Okay. So you think if you wore these to school, you might get, like, roasted up. Definitely. Yeah. Because, like, what grade are you in? Seventh. You're in seventh grade? Yeah. How tall are you? 6'1". I play basketball. You should. Do you think there's a sort of like Mike situation where as soon as you put him on, you get indicted? Probably. If not indicted by the judicial system, he'll be indicted by society. Do you think they go up even higher or they go down if he goes to jail? I think if he goes to jail, they're probably going like 20K, something crazy.
Really?
Yeah. Really?
People are nuts like that. I'm wearing these, right? Yeah.
I get robbed. They get taken off of me. You're not gonna get robbed for those, brother. Oh, okay.
That's good to know. So this is really like robbery repellent right here. So people might try to give you tips on fashion, like, why are you wearing those? Oh, okay. Shoes are very symbolic of who you are as a person. So if you have up shoes, might be a up person. I mean, yeah, those are pretty bad, but what about your shoes, dawg? What? Those are some dirty-ass shoes, bro. What the hell? These are some stink-ass shoes. Oh, hell no. You about to run a marathon?
Jordan never did that move. It's really about Trump, is it? You lucky you bigger than me, man.
Super hurricanes, drought, wildfires turning New York City the color of Sunny D. Across America, climate change is wreaking havoc and driving people from their homes. And experts say this is only the beginning.
This is in the order of millions of people.
So where might they go? Climate researchers say the answer is in and up. Think Duluth.
Wow, so millions of coastal elites like myself will one day be flocking to Minnesota? Is this the city of the future? Let's find out. Am I moving? I can't feel my legs. I'm not moving. Why was there not a jacket in my suitcase? To learn more, I met with Chief Sustainability Officer Mindy Granley. So tell me about Duluth.
Well, Duluth is a great city. We're on a great lake. We have lots of fresh water.
Do you mind if we finish this inside? Because if I don't go inside in seven seconds, my heart's going to explode. Of course. Oh my gosh. Let's go, let's go, let's go. So what were you saying about Duluth? Duluth. What were you saying about Duluth?
Well, experts have called Duluth a climate refuge because we're a place that's fairly safe from the worst effects of climate change.
You're talking about in 50 years when this climate change thing, like, really gets bad, right?
A few people are moving here now from California because of climate change.
So you're telling me people are moving here from the good states? Yes. Mindy claims Duluth has big advantages, like 10% of the world's drinking water in Lake Superior and room for up to 10,000 new residents, because it's basically that barren ice planet from Star Wars.
Some people can handle 80 inches of snow every winter.
What do sneakerheads think about Trump's new shoes?
80 inches of snow?
Over 80.
Jesus Christ. Do you think those big UN climate change summits would be more effective if people knew that the alternative was having to move to Duluth?
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