TDS Time Machine | Halloween
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November is upon us, but the memories of this year's Halloween linger on, memories that hang from the branches of trees in your front yard or remain splattered on the hood of your Ford Windstar.
What Halloween Capitol SWAT scare happened and how did Congress react?
The lawmakers of the House of Representatives will remember this Halloween season as the time a large group of men in incredibly authentic SWAT costumes evacuated them for two hours after security mistook a toy gun carried by two congressional staffers on their way to a Halloween party as a real gun. Basically, it was kind of this. Put that pumpkin head down or I will blow your head off! Do you understand me?
TCBing it. US Capitol Police Chief Terrence Gaynor explained the situation.
The item that was brought in was brought in by the females. I don't think they had any ill intent. They had their Halloween costumes in preparation for parties tonight and tomorrow, and I just don't think we're thinking clearly through this.
He added, but what do I know? I'm actually just an accountant in a policeman's costume. Now, give me a Snickers or you're under arrest. Illinois Congressman John Shimkus, known to his friends as Shimkus, Admitted... I don't know that for a fact, by the way. Admitted afterwards, a member of his staff was behind the scare and apologized, saying, quote, the staffers wish to convey their deepest regrets to all members. This was an unfortunate Halloween misunderstanding. In a related story, Kobe Bryant has now changed his plea to unfortunate Halloween misunderstanding.
Hello, my dearies. Halloween is right around the corner. Which reminds me, I need to get a costume. Now, according to my local CVS, Halloween is a two-month festival beginning September 1st, which celebrates the worst candy of all time. But actually, Halloween is an ancient holiday with a rich and spooky history.
How did Halloween evolve from the ancient Festival of Samhain to modern trick-or-treating?
And by spooky, I mean interesting.
Ah!
It all started in ancient Ireland, where they celebrated the earliest version of Halloween, the Festival of Samhain. That's right, the Irish gave us not one, but two holidays where people get wasted and have sex behind a Dunkin' Donuts. Hey Ireland, thank you. They believe that on the night of October 31st, the veil between the world and the afterlife was lifted, and that spirits returned for one night, like a divorced dad on your birthday. So to win favor with the spirits, they lit bonfires and offered gifts to them. But most importantly, they disguised themselves in costumes so the dead wouldn't recognize them. Because trust me, no one wants to get stuck in a conversation with a ghost. They're always like, avenge me, avenge me.
Okay, weirdo, I just met you. Costumes during Samhain consisted of animal heads and skins. Ew. But in their defense, it was ancient times. Those were the only costumes Party City had back then. For thousands of years, Samhain was celebrated in Ireland by the Celtics. Sorry, Celtics. Until Ireland got a very special delivery on its doorstep. Catholicism! And the Catholics gave the festival a holy makeover, naming November 1st All Saints Day, aka All Hallows, making the night before Hallows' Eve. Eventually, this evolved into Halloween. Like many other scary things, you have the Catholic Church to thank. After this transition, the earliest version of trick-or-treating began.
Medieval beggars would pray for people's dead relatives in exchange for food. And that's pretty depressing.
Outsourcing your praying to the less fortunate? I mean, how lazy are you?
Ooh.
My Postmates with a single bottle of water is here. Bring it in. But there was fun trick-or-treating too. Kids dressed up in costumes and offered to sing or recite a poem in exchange for food or money or wine. And I know what you're thinking, kids drinking wine? But don't worry, it's Irish wine, so it's basically just rancid grape juice. In the 18th and 19th centuries, Halloween started getting popular around the world, especially in America, after a Halloween poem by Robert Burns became popular. And I know it might seem weird that something became mainstream due to poetry, but if you think about it, it's the same way we all learned about scissor.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:28
2
What Halloween Capitol SWAT scare happened and how did Congress react?
0:28–2:38
3
How did Halloween evolve from the ancient Festival of Samhain to modern trick-or-treating?
2:38–5:22
4
When did Halloween become commercialized and what changed candy culture in the 20th century?
5:22–10:10
5
How do comedians and guests mock modern Halloween trends and haunted attractions?
10:10–15:39
6
What are the controversies over 'sexy' Halloween costumes and how are they discussed on the show?
15:39–22:21
7
How are families and communities adapting Halloween during a pandemic?
22:21–31:08
8
Which topical Halloween costumes emerged from 2020 events and why are they criticized?
31:08–37:21
Speakers
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