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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

The Precap | Josh Johnson on Speedrunning the End of an Empire

20 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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54.115 - 68.334 Nicole Conlon

Hello and welcome to The Precap, a Daily Show podcast where we sit down with this week's host to preview what's coming up and recap some of the latest news. I am Nicole Conlon. I'm a writer at The Daily Show and I am joined today by the one and only Josh Johnson. Hi, Josh.

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68.434 - 69.035 Josh Johnson

How's it going?

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69.055 - 69.856 Nicole Conlon

I'm good. How are you?

70.397 - 72.58 Josh Johnson

I'm doing my best. How are you?

72.796 - 80.306 Nicole Conlon

I'm good. It's been obviously like a crazy week. So I'm feeling a little insane. But I mean, I'm fine.

80.567 - 81.949 Josh Johnson

Yeah. It's a very honest answer.

82.349 - 95.968 Nicole Conlon

Thank you. It's well, people are always like, oh, how's the Daily Show going? How is it? And it's like the show is great. The milieu of the news in which we work every day is very bad.

Chapter 2: How do Josh Johnson and Nicole Conlan view the current news cycle?

198.526 - 202.953 Josh Johnson

Because you were like, instead of this Civil War, there could be another Civil War.

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204.016 - 233.28 Josh Johnson

So yeah, I think that's part of what I was talking about when I'm like, that seems very bad. That seems very bad that your other, what, NATO allies are like, we may have to shoot you. That's one of those things where I don't know who feels good about this. Maybe I don't know enough people, but I feel like I don't know anybody that's like, this is actually phenomenal.

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234.661 - 239.848 Nicole Conlon

There is one guy who's a one issue voter for Trump who was like, we got to get Greenland.

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239.868 - 248.199 Josh Johnson

We got to get Greenland because I've only been once. And I think I'd like to be in a shorter line.

248.419 - 250.362 Nicole Conlon

Yeah. I did not like the exchange rate.

250.642 - 258.953 Josh Johnson

I didn't love the exchange rate. And when I landed, I just the line with your passport, it'd be easier if it just said you have a U.S. passport.

259.414 - 279.93 Nicole Conlon

Yes. So I know that everything they say is a lie and this is not why they're doing it. But the reason that Trump keeps giving is we need it for security. We need it for security. We need it for security of both our security and Europe's security. But the thing is, like the whole point of NATO is like we can kind of delegate that so we don't have to do all the security.

279.97 - 284.158 Nicole Conlon

So you're sort of just making more work like Greenland was secure. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of Trump's actions towards Greenland?

600.32 - 614.012 Josh Johnson

They'll help people who need the minerals, like people who own businesses that make microchips and whatever, like need the minerals. But I don't know if you're just like a farmer in Kentucky. I'm not sure how those minerals are going to benefit you.

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614.413 - 642.178 Josh Johnson

And so there are all of these big wins that work on a federal level for for you to look back and say you improved whatever, like the asset class of what the government owns is. I don't know if any of that ever finds its way to trickles down or becomes present in the in the lives, the everyday lives of the people who you say you're doing this for.

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642.597 - 646.965 Nicole Conlon

Well, I think the minerals themselves will probably trickle down into their water supply.

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646.985 - 649.649 Josh Johnson

Yeah, I guess there's that. Yeah. Yeah.

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649.73 - 655.099 Nicole Conlon

The lead pipes that we will put into their houses. And I think I think that's the main way that the trickling down will happen.

655.219 - 665.938 Josh Johnson

Yeah. People. I could see that. That makes sense. Because, yeah, I feel like for for a country that's already willing to poison its people with the the runoff from.

665.918 - 692.727 Josh Johnson

building and maintaining a data center i have a hard time believing that any any treasures you find in the way of minerals or oil like any any sort of increases in fossil fuels is actually going to take us to some sort of like next level as a people that that's why it feels like we are speed running the end of an empire for no reason i don't know what it gets you to um Who knows?

692.767 - 704.116 Josh Johnson

I guess deport half the country is the goal or something like like deport so many people that everyone left is is is like white and in an ice uniform. I don't know what that really gets you.

704.316 - 722.908 Nicole Conlon

It's, I think, going to be the same thing as when they like. chased everybody that they didn't like off of Twitter like Elon Musk bought it and then all of the like a lot of people left and then now they're just kind of fighting with each other and then yeah in America it's just gonna be them fighting with each other but this time in person

Chapter 4: What are the upcoming Oscar nominations and their significance?

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And if you don't like it, f*** you.

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973.872 - 980.88 Nicole Conlon

It's cool. It's not cool for me, a middle-aged white lady, to be like, wow, this Nas track is so cool. But it is cool.

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981.12 - 987.407 Josh Johnson

Yeah. I mean, I will say, if you put Nas under most things, it does enhance them.

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987.826 - 997.861 Nicole Conlon

I got married last year and that's what I should have done during my wedding vows is just put Nas underneath it. And everybody's like, wow, she's really dissing her husband, but it's cool.

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998.042 - 1030.718 Josh Johnson

It's like really, really cool. You know, he better marry her. Yeah. I look at, you know, the situation with Ice in Minnesota and most of what is happening with Ice and it's like, You know, our job is to do comedy and be funny, but sometimes, every once in a while, something is happening that is so bad, it's a lot like trying to pull from it to be funny or trying to make some sort of joke.

1031.159 - 1053.705 Josh Johnson

Feels like if you witness someone be stabbed. So you witness someone be stabbed and you see the whole thing go down and then you have to do jokes about it and you're like, I guess he did make a funny noise when he got stabbed. Do you know what I mean? Even when you're pulling from it, you're pulling in a way that you would hope meets the moment.

1054.166 - 1083.755 Josh Johnson

Because I think that we can not just entertain ourselves to death, I think we can actually... We can actually sometimes, even in comedy, make things feel a bit more distant than they really are. And I look at what's happening in Minnesota and it's it's like, well, then these are these are the people who would do something about it if that thing happened. if this happens, is happening right now.

1084.196 - 1098.546 Josh Johnson

So whenever people look at historical events or whenever they look at comparisons to make or history repeating itself, whatever, and they wonder what they would have done, I'm not the first person to say this, I'm sure, whatever you're doing now is what you would have been doing then.

1098.526 - 1116.862 Josh Johnson

So if you look at the people who sort of like took no action or complied in advance or just talked about the sort of letter of the law over anything that is moral and just, I think that that is what you would have been doing then because it's what you're doing now. Like, this is your chance.

Chapter 5: How can individuals contribute positively in challenging times?

1308.589 - 1328.706 Josh Johnson

It's in like a hyper drive right now. And so I talk to some people because I try to make friends with everybody so I can know what everybody's saying and what people are thinking. And there are just some people that are still there. They're still in a mindset that this is like happening on the on the screen.

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1329.066 - 1329.306 Nicole Conlon

Right.

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1329.546 - 1331.088 Josh Johnson

And not anywhere in real life.

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1331.248 - 1353.072 Nicole Conlon

So let me ask you a question. I see you as like a very like wise, well-spoken person. I know a lot of your fans do also. And I totally agree with you that this is the moment that's like what you do now is what you would have done then. So I often feel that way. And then I'm like, well, yeah. Should I drop everything?

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1353.113 - 1369.204 Nicole Conlon

Should I go physically go to Minnesota and give critical support and put myself on the line? Am I a bad person if I don't do that? What does what you do now being what you would have done then? Like, what is our responsibility now?

1369.572 - 1395.414 Josh Johnson

I think of it this way. You know how, this may be too abstract of an idea, but hopefully this makes sense. You look at a road, right? Especially like a brick road laid from point A to point B. Every brick laid from point A to point B is very important. It makes up the road. But one brick can only be in one place. So this brick right here can't be this brick over here.

1395.454 - 1397.417 Josh Johnson

That would actually be a problem for the road.

1397.437 - 1399.42 Nicole Conlon

That would be sort of a wormhole situation.

1399.58 - 1415.762 Josh Johnson

Yeah, yeah. Now if every brick is trying to be other bricks, you have a bunch of unevenness. You barely have a road. And so every brick working together, perfectly cemented together where it belongs best is how you get a smooth road from point A to point B.

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