Trump Gets The Last Laugh (Ep. 2599)
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What is Trump’s Greenland deal and why does it matter?
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Ugh, how many times? How many times do we have to go through this? Not with you, my frustrations, not with you. My frustrations with the goons on the left, the media idiots, the doomers, the grifters, the bums, the zeros, the life losers. How many times we have to go through this with Trump and the order the freaking deal? Just read the Justin, do you read the just read the book? The book is called what book? Trump's book. The book is called The Art of the Deal. That's the book. How many times Media people. I got a little pen. Some listeners sent me this. It's a really nice pen. The wood is, he says it's from uh one of the old school nights from the old police officers back in the day. Really nice pen. Take a pen.
Doesn't have to be this one because it's mine. You can't have it. Take a pen and just take notes. How many times are you gonna get burned by this? Of course I'm talking about Greenland. Trump's crazy. He's a madman. This is an insane demand as if he doesn't do the same negotiating tactic. You are the freaking deal every freaking time. Every time! Every time. This Justin, how long you been working here? A long time? How many times we gone through this? Too many. I'm trying to help you media people. Why? Because I'm a good soul. And I just need you to get off the Xanax and the Benzos every time Donald Trump says something in furtherance of a deal. I just I can I can't have it. Oh, I got that. I had a great weekend. To my I hope uh my adopted mothers and fathers and brothers and sisters in the South.
Man, do I love you guys and ladies down there. I I grew up a Yankee in New York. I'm a northerner. I can't fake the funk. That's an N. In case you get this on radio, that's an N. I'm just saying like I feel like I was a little bit ripped off not growing up in the South. I'll show you some pics from this weekend coming up in a second. I got a lot to show for you today. Greenland. The just read the book. Hey, a lot of Americans try those weight loss shots. A lot of them quit. Side effects. They don't really have to worry about that cost. Instead, I chose lean L-E-A-N to lose weight from Brickhouse Nutrition. There's no needles, no prescription. It just works. I lost 38 plus pounds on lean. You can too. Go to Brick HouseNutrition.com slash Dan.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is Trump’s Greenland deal and why does it matter?
0:03–7:26
2
How does the show explain the upcoming midterm election landscape?
7:26–16:26
3
Why does Dan Bongino claim the media is misrepresenting the Greenland agreement?
16:26–25:09
4
What are the key points of the “red news vs. blue news” segment on poverty rates?
25:09–33:58
5
How does the episode address the AI safety debate and potential threats?
33:58–42:42
6
What is the ammo shortage story and why is preparedness emphasized?
42:42–51:40
7
Why does the host discuss new cancer‑screening blood tests and personal health concerns?
51:40–1:00:02
8
How does the episode wrap up with calls to action for listeners (free speech, sponsorships, and show schedule)?
1:00:02–1:07:37